When it comes to violence, you should just stab him in the eye with a piece of glass, and forget about the sword. Swords are too oldschool. They aren't hip anymore.
All these single panels that go together into one non-sequitur comic reminds me of Witch's Brew, which reminds me of the Mass Brew, which reminds me that Night Lord still hasn't made his panel! How hard can one panel be? Oh, and poke the giant origami figure.
Yell out "What's with all of these damn bitch-ass snakes!!1" knowing full well that you haven't run into any since this encounter. Then make a mad dash to the right corner of the room and slide into the black square as if it were homebase!
which reminds me of the Mass Brew, which reminds me that Night Lord still hasn't made his panel!
Oy Vey, I've been swamped recently with an end of year work dump, I finish on Friday, so it'll be done on Sunday. If I were willing to take this thread off-topic I would ask why you seem so eager for me to get it done.
But since I'm not, I'd suggest you pick up and wield the sai which is on the floor next to you to attack the dragon!
A head-on attack will never work! You're best bet seems to use your super-dramatic-effect speed (as previously seen wherever speed lines are present) to make the serpent tie himself up in a knot or several knots.
Then make a pun about knots.
All this should be done while boss music plays in the background. I recommend something from Electric Light Orchestra.
Notice how the monster's wings are too small for him to be able to fly. Tell him this and underestimate its flying abilities, so that it will try to prove you wrong. Take advantage of the monster's lack of attention while it tries to fly to grab the sword and slide into the black hole.
Scold the Dragon for getting dirt all around everything in its general area. When the Dragon inevitably complains about the glass you got all over the floor, grudgingly take back your comment and tell him to move over so you can get the broom behind him (that is actually a sword) and sweep the glass into that hole over there. After you get the sword and the dragon gets defensive from thinking you were trying to trick it you need to act surprised that it isn't a broom and go over to look in the hole like you're looking for a broom and then just hop in the hole while the dragon is confused.
EDIT: And make sure it looks like you accidentally fell in the hole.
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For this ADVENTURE: I recommend a nice interpretive tap-dance routine.
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Do a back flip and land between his coils, and then do another one, which should put you right next to the sword. Then, get the sword.
Best throw some glass in hopes of distracting it, then make a dash for that sword.
Ask the snake-dragon if you could have that sword pretty-please.
It's so much easier for me to do single panels.
Oy Vey, I've been swamped recently with an end of year work dump, I finish on Friday, so it'll be done on Sunday. If I were willing to take this thread off-topic I would ask why you seem so eager for me to get it done.
But since I'm not, I'd suggest you pick up and wield the sai which is on the floor next to you to attack the dragon!
Then make a pun about knots.
All this should be done while boss music plays in the background. I recommend something from Electric Light Orchestra.
Eh, not very boss music-y.
I beg to differ.
It's right there by his freakin' feet!
EDIT: And make sure it looks like you accidentally fell in the hole.