Behemoth
Behemoth
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And our threads are always bouncing, and our forum always full, and everybody comes and comes again.
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Oh come on! I haven't even mentioned the tag team matched with Andrew. Of course, there were only three of us, so someone would always end up getting double teamed. If you know what I mean.
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underwear, maybe? I meant nothing at all. Slacks, trousers, pants, underpants, underwear, or knickers. Nothin'!
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Yeah, I can't even count how many times guys have just tossed me a bottle of scotch and told me to spend time with their wives.....
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oh, come on. You used to love pantsless wrestling.
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I don't get it. I average 55 hours a week working now. I worked 20-30 hours a week and was a full-time student, but I seemed to have more time then. I guess I was able to sleep less at night and use my class time to get more done. At work, it's just work. I can't do anything else, I completely lose those hours.
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Exactly! It's those type of people that piss me off. His name showed his Muslim roots. But that shouldn't be a bad thing. These assholes can't see past their own notion about the category they're forcing someone into. It just doesn't make any sense to me. How can you make generalizations about a single person after you've…
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WOW! Very good! I work for the gas company. So, I do a lot of pipe work, like a plumber.
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Does it? I should update that thing.
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I understand all that. And I was definitely looking forward to the improved foreign relations as soon as he won the primary. But I still hate the rest of the world for thinking that America is somehow different today than it was 2 days ago. What the fuck? We were all a bunch of ignorant assholes and now we're supposed to…
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The following exchange occurred in a wonderfully busy shopping center parking lot a few weeks ago. My co-worker was in a truck several yards away and we were yelling to each other: Me: Hey! Do you have a 2 inch cock? co-worker: Yeah, you need one? Me: Yeah. co-worker: Why? What's wrong with the one you got? Me: It doesn't…
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The idea of Palin in the White House really was a scary thought. I was pretty relieved when Obama won. I still have mixed feelings about it, though. Mostly it has to do with people voting for an image rather than a candidate. Interviews with people after the election pissed me off for the pure hypocrisy of it all. I'm…
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I don't have a working camera, but I made chocolate chip cookies with mini-m&ms in them. But I do not have a cookie jar :(
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I must have one! But then....how can I trick into looking at it?
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Great job on the make-up, too. You look dead.
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I heard about the snow upstate NY, we had a little bit down on Long Island, too. It's been high-40's to low-50's all week, here
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I do the exact same thing as Ryan, except with better timing and more complex rhythms.
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I do! What size do you wanna get? I'll mail you some cash.
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That is amasing! I don't get it. Is the show about people pitching ideas for shows? Or is it last show they pitched?
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I have no websites of my own. Take that!
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You have yet to make a list for a care package of goodies and sauces I can send
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Oh MAN! That is some restaurant quality-looking curry there. And those peppers made me hungry. Who usually cooks with you two, btw?
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I swear to GOD! I only see one solution for the world. I WILL become president, from there I will become dictator, from there I will conquer all the world. I will be seen as a tyrant until the original generation of dissidents are eliminated and I can have the new generation enrolled in my special education program. I will…
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I wouldn't mind the ability to strip down a little more in the summer. I'd spend more money on sun block than if I were wearing clothes, of course.
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That was amazing! I'm so glad we live in this wonderful age of technology.
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I hate those mindless, fucking sheep. Is it wrong to hate someone for being cheerful, too?
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$1500 per day for the emotional trauma of knowing that damn sign was still hanging in the store.
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I never saw the movie just because of the arcing bullets in the commercial. I think I have a different idea of the arc, too. When you have a ball, you can put a spin on it and throw it out at and angle and it will follow an outwardly spiraling path (see diagram A), such that if there were no gravity or other forces…
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Did anybody catch the Diane Rehm Show on NPR today? I'm pissed off again, now. She had some lady from ACORN talking about how it was all a smear campaign to disenfranchise minority voters and a republican guy talking about all the various instances of voter registration fraud they'd uncovered. The whole thing can pretty…
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Let's try to SUCCESSFULLY guess what mario will be for Halloween. If he got most of what he needed at good will...I'm guessing he's gonna be an 80's style skate-boarder.