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  • edited August 2007
    Use your mind powers, by throwing a shoe at it!
  • edited August 2007
    "This page cannot be displayed"
  • edited August 2007
    My computer displayed the story, with a little bit of load time... here it is though:
    NBC pumps up for 'Gladiators' redo
    Competition show revived for midseason

    NBC is getting into the ring with "American Gladiators," which has been revived by the Peacock for midseason.

    The competition skein -- which featured players with names like Nitro, Turbo and Laser in its campy, early '90s syndie incarnation -- will be updated for the 21st century with new technology and twists. MGM TV, which was behind the original hit, is producing along with Reveille.

    Peacock's interest in the revival actually predates the arrival of NBC Entertainment/Universal Media Studios co-chairman Ben Silverman, who began developing the project while still in charge of Reveille. Net confirmed last month that "Gladiator" was a priority at the net (Daily Variety, July 16).

    "We've been circling around this property for a long time now," said Craig Plestis, exec VP of alternative programming, development and specials at NBC Entertainment. "It's truly what's not in the TV landscape right now. While everyone's zigging, I'm attracted to doing a zag."

    Net wouldn't confirm the episodic order, but at least six segs are believed to be in the works. NBC could opt to launch the show as a one-week strip -- similar to how it bowed "Deal or No Deal" -- or as a weekly skein.

    Airing in syndication from 1989-96, "American Gladiators" focused on physically fit amateur athletes who competed against the show's regulars (action stars, stunt professionals and pro athletes) in various physical strength and endurance competitions.

    The show hit it big by showcasing David vs. Goliath-style battles in events such as the Joust, the Wall, the Eliminator and Hang Tough. Coincidentally, the original "Gladiators" shot its first several seasons at Universal Studios.

    Plestis said he was particularly interested in the original U.K. version of "Gladiators," which focused even more on the characters and the behind-the-scenes stories of common folk going up against the show's powerful stars. The new "Gladiators," he said, "will have the scale, scope, different characters and family drama that the U.K. version had."

    "We're not going to completely reinvent the wheel here," he said. "But we're making it better, faster and stronger."

    Show will follow eight gladiators -- four men and four women -- as they take on contestants both male and female. This time, in a new wrinkle, the players will be given the opportunity to train for their match -- and viewers will be given a glimpse of their personalities prior to the actual competish.

    MGM Worldwide TV co-prexy Jim Packer said reviving "Gladiators" was part of a strategy to mine the company's library and revive franchises for a new generation of TV viewers. Repeats of the original show are currently posting decent ratings on ESPN Classic, he noted.

    "The timing to bring the franchise back is perfect, and NBC is the ideal home," Packer said. "It's a very big, grandiose type of show."

    In the 10 years after "Gladiators" went off the air, Reveille managing director Mark Koops said, shows like "Fear Factor" raised the bar for stunt-driven shows, and thus it's more important than ever to find contestants with compelling backstories. Producers are currently scouting for new gladiators and hosts in addition to contestants. Koops will serve as an exec producer.

    "Gladiators" marks the first co-production between MGM TV and Reveille. Under their arrangement, MGM Worldwide will handle international sales of the show, while Reveille will be in charge (with MGM's assistance) of selling new locally produced editions around the world.

    Koops said Reveille is close to making several international deals, including co-productions in Australia and the U.K.

    Besides Koops, exec producers include Reveille's Howard Owens, as well as "Fear Factor" alum David Hurwitz and original series creator Johnny Ferraro.

    I'm too young to have watched the first show though :(
  • edited August 2007
    "shows like "Fear Factor" raised the bar for stunt-driven shows, and thus it's more important than ever to find contestants with compelling backstories."

    For instance: "My name is Chuck and I will eat pig dick for 50 grand."
  • edited August 2007
    I've eaten a bull testicle before! I even saw the bull that got castrated... the guy castrated the bull and them threw the balls on the grill. (It was at a ranch in Australia... one of those cultural experience trips)

    2 of my friends started throwing up... I think I was one of like 4 people (of a group of around 30) brave enough/stupid enough to try it.

    ....I didn't get any money for it though :( This was relevant because of the idea of a guy eating pig dick for 50 grand.
  • edited August 2007
    Sautéed Pig Dick with a fresh summer vegetable salad and chilled Rosé.

    Doesn't sound as bad that way, does it?
  • edited August 2007
    I, like anyone else old enough to remember the 80's, LOVED that show. I hope it's still horribly tacky and terrible!
  • edited August 2007
    They have it on ESPN classic occasionally.
  • edited August 2007
    Oh my God I'm so excited for this. I hope they still have the game where you shoot compressed air weapons at a target above the gladiator, and I can't wait to see the new Eliminator.
  • edited August 2007
    I used to watch that show all the time. That and Double Dare.
  • edited August 2007
    It was pretty much a staple of even my TV viewing for a time. Although I'm not sold on the "tacky and terrible" part (the reruns of the original are great for that like the early episodes of The Price is Right) It would be a little wrong if it wasn't at least a little tacky.
  • edited August 2007
    geoko wrote: »
    I, like anyone else old enough to remember the 80's, LOVED that show. I hope it's still horribly tacky and terrible!
    ah, well, there's my problem. I was born in 1990.
  • edited August 2007
    Kill the outsider!
  • edited August 2007
    Shhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuunnnnn.
  • edited August 2007
    Well, I guess I'm off the hook. But I dunno about that Serephel guy.

    EDIT: Wait a minute. They only tested 64 men and they call that a study? Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!
  • edited August 2007
    Yeah, that study doesn't appear to have been very well designed. Any study with less than a couple hundred people involved is suspect. And even that is something of a stretch. A more acceptable number would be between one and two thousand.

    Still, though, it's been long standing theory that the most vocal homophobes are projecting to disown their own feelings of homosexuality.
  • edited September 2007
    Nebraska state senator sues God
    LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

    Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

    The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

    He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

    Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

    The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

    Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

    "This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

    U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

    The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

    Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.
  • edited September 2007
    It's about time someone stood up to God.
  • edited September 2007
    Driver: Friends having sex caused accident
    MOSCOW, Idaho (AP) -- A carnival worker who hit a telephone pole with his SUV blamed the crash on two friends having sex in the back seat.

    Joshua D. Frank, who had been living on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. He was fined $188.

    Frank told Moscow police he was driving near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle. According to a probable cause affidavit, he said the movement caused the SUV to become "tippy" and he lost control of it.

    Frank, 22, suffered a minor head wound in the crash and his friends were treated for unspecified injuries, according to the affidavit.
  • edited September 2007
    he said the movement caused the SUV to become "tippy" and he lost control of it.

    Yeah, I know how that can be. I remember this one time when I accidentally caused an earthquake like that. You gotta take it slow sometimes, just like tenacious D says.
  • edited September 2007
    Lesson learned: Have sex in a vehicle with a low center of gravity.
  • edited September 2007
    Why does being a carnival worker make a difference in this story?
  • edited September 2007
    That be pertinent informationto ANY situation, Yar. Ye ne'er know what to expect when carnies are involved.
  • edited September 2007
    Besides "carnival worker" is a well-known profession that pimps use to disguise their illegal profits.
  • edited September 2007

    But I just saw an article about why it's not God's fault! I guess it was mistaken, since a guy who's trying to sue someone without a cent says so.
  • edited September 2007
    his friends were treated for unspecified injuries
    I find this mildly amusing.
  • edited September 2007
    Yes! There was a response to the senator suing God!

    'God' responds to legislator's lawsuit
    LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.

    One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

    "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" Friend said.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

    Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to make the point that anybody can sue anybody.

    Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

    It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

    "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

    There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

    A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

    Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
  • edited September 2007
    "Mommy! Mommy! Santa wrote back!"