The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread

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  • edited August 2008
    They're unruly in China too. But then again a lot of foreigners are.
  • edited August 2008
    Valve releases to gamespot that all PC Team fortress 2 updates will be available to Xbox gamers...but for a price.
    Gamers with the Xbox 360 version of Team Fortress 2 have had kind of a rough time. First we see the PC version get Medic updates and achievements, then the Pyro gets the same treatment, and now our good friend the Heavy is getting his own update (not to mention the Sandvich). We 360 gamers have sat idly by as PC gamers get to romp about with new weapons and there's a even a new map on the way. It's time to cheer up fanboys, because Valve has confirmed to GameSpot that all of the TF2 content released thus far should be hitting the Xbox 360 before the end of the year.

    It's news to me. But the worst part is that i'm supporting Microsoft's Capitalism machine because i don't have enough PC power to run a game that's
    A) Better on the PC
    B)Doesn't cost anything for online
    and C) Get's its updates quickly and for free.

    It's a blessing and a curse.
  • edited August 2008
    This is for all of us who correct others' English, and feel righteous self-satisfaction from it.

    Typo vigilantes banned from national parks
    PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- When it comes to marking up historic signs, good grammar is a bad defense.

    Two self-styled vigilantes against typos who defaced a more than 60-year-old, hand-painted sign at Grand Canyon National Park were sentenced to probation and banned from national parks for a year.

    Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson pleaded guilty August 11 for the damage done March 28 at the park's Desert View Watchtower. The sign was made by Mary Elizabeth Jane Colter, the architect who designed the rustic 1930s watchtower and other Grand Canyon-area landmarks.

    Deck and Herson, both 28, toured the United States this spring, wiping out errors on government and private signs. They were interviewed by NPR and the Chicago Tribune, which called them "a pair of Kerouacs armed with Sharpies and erasers and righteous indignation."

    An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith said investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League.

    Authorities said a diary written by Deck reported that while visiting the watchtower, he and Herson "discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, contained a few errors."

    The fiberboard sign has yellow lettering with a black background. Deck wrote that they used a marker to cover an erroneous apostrophe, put the apostrophe in its proper place with correction fluid and added a comma.

    The misspelled word "emense" was not fixed, Deck wrote, because "I was reluctant to disfigure the sign any further. ... Still, I think I shall be haunted by that perversity, emense, in my train-whistle-blighted dreams tonight."

    Deck and Herson pleaded guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property.

    They were sentenced to a year's probation, during which they cannot enter any national park or modify any public signs. They were also ordered to pay $3,035 to repair the watchtower sign.

    The TEAL Web site now has only this message: "Statement on the signage of our National Parks and public lands to come."
  • edited August 2008
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That.... is.... awesome!!! I always want to do that, too! All those signs where plural nouns have an apostrophe before the S.... gah! I don't think they did the right thing, but it's hilarious nonetheless.
  • edited August 2008
    Panda wrote: »
    It's a blessing and a curse.

    They're running on Valve Time, so before the end of the year means Early 2009, and Early 2009 means August of next year.
  • edited August 2008
    It doesn't seem like it would take ALL that much time, I mean, they have all the models done and the scripting done, all they have to do is add the achievements and spiff it up for el xboxo right?
  • edited August 2008
    And get EA to sign off on it. They're partners when it comes to the consoles. It tends to make things take longer for us console people.

    Come on PS3 version!
  • edited August 2008
    Despite having a computer that is over 5 years old I'm sure it'll run TF2 just fine if I ever have the desire to play it. I do not understand this concept of lacking PC power for something like TF2. It's not exactly Crysis.

    Also, TEAL FTW!
  • edited August 2008
    You'd be surprised, one of my friends has a pc that can't be more than two years old and it absolutely refuses to run the game.
  • edited August 2008
    Team Fortress 2 is actually a fairly graphically advanced game. However, my brothers computer is absolute crap and he can run the game. Its on all the lowest settings, and its around 30 fps, but its playable.

    If you have some crappy Dell with no video card, it'll make it much more difficult to run the game. But even a fairly old video card like a 6600 GT runs the game.
  • edited August 2008
    Sounds like Intel's awesome* graphics at work.


    *They are not actually awesome.
  • edited August 2008
    Yeah, the important thing is the video card. My desktop has a shitty Intel Chipset whatever and it can't run TF2 even on the lowest settings. MY laptop, on the other hand has an Nvidia card and can run it perfectly, even though it's worse than the desktop in every other aspect.
  • edited August 2008
    All I know is my computer needs ALOT of surgery before Starcraft 2 comes out...
  • edited August 2008
    Considering Blizzard's history, I'm curious to know just how horrid your computer is that you actually think you will need something drastic to run Starcraft 2.
  • edited August 2008
    After playing Portal, the rest of The Orange Box just can't compete.
  • edited August 2008
    Here here!
  • edited August 2008
    Portal is awesome, but so is Team Fortress 2. And so is Half-Life 2. Portal may be the best constructed game on there, but it does lack staying power. You could play Team Fortress 2 forever.

    EDIT: Oh, I think it's actually, "hear hear," Keith.
  • edited August 2008
    Yes, har har!
  • edited August 2008
    I'll agree with illithid. The entire replayability of the Orange Box is Team Fortress 2. Not just because it's a multiplayer game, but probably one of the best multiplayer games ever made.
  • edited August 2008
    Especially since they keep updating it, which changes the dynamics of the game just a little every time, keeping it fresh.
  • edited August 2008
    Yeah, even though I can't afford the time to play anymore, I would love to just play all day and work on those achievements. Those achievements are fun as hell.
  • edited August 2008
    heh heh heh
  • edited August 2008
    I just think it's funny that the fat guy working there dresses like he's a traditional drug dealer.
  • edited August 2008
    They should require all newspeople to wear devices to give them electric shocks whenever they make a pun. I think that would make the world a better place.
  • edited August 2008
    Did she deliver that entire report in the cutesy-lighter-side-of-news-smarmy-ass voice? I'm impressed.
  • edited September 2008
    Cops kick in door over bird's cries for help
    TRENTON, New Jersey - Cries for help inside a house in New Jersey turned out to be nothing but a talkative cockatoo.

    Neighbors called police Wednesday morning after hearing what they believed was a woman's persistent cry of "Help me! Help me!" coming from a house. Officers arrived and when no one answered the door, they kicked it in to make a rescue, The Times newspaper reported.

    But instead of a damsel in distress, officers found a caged bird with a convincing call. It was not the first time the 10-year-old bird named Luna said something that brought authorities to the home of owner Evelyn DeLeon.

    About seven years ago, the bird cried like a baby for hours, leading to reports of a possible abandoned baby and a visit to the home by state child welfare workers. But it was only Luna practicing a newfound sound, DeLeon told the newspaper.

    DeLeon says her bird learns much of her ever-growing vocabulary from watching television, in both English and Spanish.

    That would be cool story to tell friends.
  • edited September 2008
    One day there's going to be a psychopathic murderer in the house, and the cops just won't come.
  • edited September 2008
    I'll be there!
  • edited September 2008
    As the psychopathic murderer.
  • edited September 2008
    I really wasn't sure which thread to post this in. The deciding factor was that CNN actually titled the article with the following:

    Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack
    FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

    Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

    He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

    The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

    Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered