Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited March 2008
    those sure were the days. Oh, and sorry that was my fault... summon spell gone bad.
  • edited March 2008
    geoko wrote: »
    well, khan? what's the dilly, yo?


    She made me use a giant orange block for an avatar, for a middling time period. How did she make me use it? Why, the old "I'm a girl and I'll cry if you don't like and use this horrible thing I made for YOU" trick.

    Girls: Emotional Terrorists that will hold your brain hostage.
  • edited March 2008
    Aint it the truth...
  • edited March 2008
    Uh, only if you suck at emotional manipulation yourself.

    Forget crying about it. Learn the skills yourself and turn them on your aggressors. And forget about using it just for 'intimate relationships'. If you develop the skills properly you'll end up pretty much carte blanche in any situation, as long as you don't brush against the long arm of the law.

    How do you think I got a professional office-type job whilst sporting a hobo beard? They weren't that desperate for workers.

    The only issue you need concern yourself with, to state in geek terms, is the light-side/dark-side divide.
  • edited April 2008
    Welcome to the OB new friend!
  • edited April 2008
    Ah, spambots. Finally making my aggressive-drunken post not the final post in the thread.

    Huzzah!
  • edited April 2008
    Uh, is there a post missing?
  • edited April 2008
    I'm not going to keep silly spambot link posts around. Probably best not to reply to them, lest you look foolish in retrospect.
  • edited April 2008
    I got mariowned!

    =(
  • edited April 2008
    Hello!!! My name is Devintuel(short: Devin) I came here to ask some moderators or administrators something...i think...You did not hear that!
  • edited April 2008
    Devintuel wrote: »
    You did not hear that!

    Well, then it sure is a damn good thing that I'm deaf.
  • edited April 2008
    Or, maybe this is an online forum and we read it, instead of heard it.
  • edited April 2008
    Reading is for the weak.
  • edited April 2008
    weakness is for the cowardly.
  • edited April 2008
    Crap they're on to me!

    Well, are any administrators here?
  • edited April 2008
    Yeah, most of the posts in this thread are us.
  • edited April 2008
    This is not an administrator-asking thread. This is a thread to introduce yourself. Questions to admins or moderators should go to their respective private messages, or you can post in the Tech Support forum maybe? I don't really know since I don't know what the question is, but do try to direct your queries properly.

    Also, welcome!
  • edited April 2008
    God help you if you don't stay on topic in threads!
  • edited April 2008
    Reading is for the weak.
    But if you have it, the Short Line, B&O and Pennsylvania you get $200 whenever someone lands on them. Not much late in the game, but if you snatch 'em up early it can give you a nice advantage.
  • edited April 2008
    But if you have it, the Short Line, B&O and Pennsylvania you get $200 whenever someone lands on them. Not much late in the game, but if you snatch 'em up early it can give you a nice advantage.

    Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Got that money from passing Go? AWW HELL NAW IT'S MINE NOW.
  • edited April 2008
    Devintuel wrote: »
    Crap they're on to me!

    Well, are any administrators here?

    Pft. Admins are only here to mock the most inept/block the insanely retarded. This is one of the few good forums still adrift on the internet.

    That said, if you don't fit in with our rigidly enforced, yet entirely vague rules, start running now!
  • edited April 2008
    Now Jon, the rules are only vague because we make them up as we go along.
  • edited April 2008
    That's why we win at forums/life.

    If you need to make a difference between the two; you lose at forum but have a plus 1 bonus to winning at life.

    But we'll mock you for it.

    Can you deal with that? Can you?
  • edited April 2008
    Hamelin wrote: »
    Now Jon, the rules are only vague because we make them up as we go along.
    It's the message board equivalent of Calvinball!
  • edited April 2008
    EVERYONE IS BANNED

    BECAUSE I CALLED IT
  • edited April 2008
    Well, I UNCALLED IT.

    And JAKEY GETS FIVE DEMERITS!

    HA HA
  • edited April 2008
    ...for real?

    *shoes taken, by the way*
  • edited April 2008
    NOOOO NOT JEFF DEMERITS

    NOW I CAN'T BUY A HOTEL FOR BALTIC AVENUE
  • edited April 2008
    The millipede continues to grow.

    EDIT: And I will steal Mediterranean.
  • edited April 2008
    I'll take Mount Doom. wait... wrong version.