Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited April 2011
    Erm... Hi. I'm Quarik. I play lots of video games and read lots of books. I also think up bad jokes. That's about it.
  • edited April 2011
    Bad jokes are shunned by most self-respecting online communities. However, I feel neither self respect nor the desire to conform, so I hereby welcome you.

    Besides, there's a sort of exquisite revolting appreciation for terrible humor that I think everyone should develop. It's sort of like a taste for b-movies or Limburger cheese. The suffering of the listener is part of what makes them enjoyable...for both the comedian and the audience.
  • edited April 2011
    "And thus ends another meeting of the pronoun club."
    Steam: Quarik
    Xbox Live: Quarik
    Kongregate: Quarik
    I appear to have a monopoly on the name...

    Quick, everyone register that name in other online services! MWAHAHA- I mean, uh, welcome, Quarik!
  • edited April 2011
    Besides, there's a sort of exquisite revolting appreciation for terrible humor that I think everyone should develop. It's sort of like a taste for b-movies or Limburger cheese. The suffering of the listener is part of what makes them enjoyable...for both the comedian and the audience.
    I take it you're a Marc M fan as well then? It's my belief that it takes hours and hours of newgrounds flash cartoons before you reach that point of appreciation. I know it well.

    (If you haven't heard of Marc M, look him up on newgrounds- it sounds like you'd appreciate his work)

    EDIT: I did a quick search to make sure you could actually find him, and you can't. Here's a handy little link to his stuff if you're curious.
  • edited April 2011
    mario wrote: »
    Quick, everyone register that name in other online services! MWAHAHA- I mean, uh, welcome, Quarik!
    Actually, I must admit, someone else has it on youTube. My friend decided to take the name from me before I signed up, and he succeeded. Grar. I'm signed up for a lot of stuff with that name though.
  • edited April 2011
    Quarik, go register a bunch of accounts with mario's name. THAT'LL TEACH HIM.
  • edited April 2011
    I just added you on steam Quarik.
  • edited April 2011
    Would you be "A Shadow"?
  • edited April 2011
    Serephel wrote: »
    Quarik, go register a bunch of accounts with mario's name. THAT'LL TEACH HIM.

    :hulk:
  • edited April 2011
    haha yes that would be me. It will be sarge again here in a bit. "A Shadow" was strictly for laughing puposes when I killed someone
  • edited April 2011
    Hello everybody. My name's Flame King and I am a ladies man. (no joke)
  • edited April 2011
    Welcome back, Pickle.
  • edited April 2011
    Takeru wrote: »
    Welcome back, Pickle.

    Huh?:confused: What are you talking about?
  • edited April 2011
    Hello? I usually assume new people on this forum know someone here these days. I'll assume you know someone here.

    And welcome and all that.
  • edited May 2011
    Hey, look! The spambot is actually trying to be properly accepted in the community by posting in the intro thread!
    Mish42 wrote: »
    I take it you're a Marc M fan as well then? It's my belief that it takes hours and hours of newgrounds flash cartoons before you reach that point of appreciation. I know it well.

    No, I was referring to lame puns and movies like Reptilicus. I find a sharp difference between "so bad it's good" and "tasteless." Sex jokes strike me as lazy writing, even for bad movies.
  • edited May 2011
    good job, spambot. nice to meet you.
  • edited May 2011
    At least the spambots are getting more polite and introducing themselves. Sort of.
  • edited May 2011
    There certainly have been a lot of them lately, I would think that at least a FEW of them would have the decency to introduce themselves.
  • edited May 2011
    Thanks, but we're all fans of Chris Paul here at the OB.
  • edited May 2011
    How about that Mavs sweep? Yeeeaahhh Dallas!

    Alright, I'm not gonna lie; I actually don't give a shit.
  • edited June 2011
    Hello again guys! In case any of you forgot, my name is Flame King. Anyway, I have a secret to share with all of you. Do y'all remember pickle962? You know, that little punk that raised hell on the OB back in the spring of 2009? Well, he and I are the same person...Yeah, in other words. I'm back...:takethat:
  • edited June 2011
    Oh my god. What an incredible turn of events. Oh, the drama.

    Welcome back. Feel free to contribute.
  • edited June 2011
    Just out of curiosity Behemoth, why the hell do have a picture of a naked woody doll as your avatar?
  • edited June 2011
    A naked what? What the hell are you talking about? My avatar's a ninja slime.
  • edited June 2011
    Flame King wrote: »
    Anyway, I have a secret to share with all of you. Do y'all remember pickle962? You know, that little punk that raised hell on the OB back in the spring of 2009? Well, he and I are the same person...Yeah, in other words. I'm back...:takethat:

    Did anyone not know that?
  • edited June 2011
    As far as I'm concerned, it's worth giving people second chances. Welcome back pickle.
  • edited June 2011
    If pickle's back, then he needs to post in the avatar thread and let someone assign him.
  • edited July 2011
    Triple posting in the intro thread is not actually a good way to make friends bot.
  • edited August 2011
    I'm expecting the benefits from these jerseys to go towards Brandon. We miss you, bro.

    EDIT: huh, this bot is actually pretty up to date on his news. NFL player Brandon Marshall just admitted recently that he has some major personality disorders.
  • edited August 2011
    At least he apologized...