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  • edited September 2006
    Ha! I win!
    By the way, I'm an amphibious reptile...Not an amphibian. Gosh, don't you know anything about zepas. :P
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Most reptiles reproduce sexually. All male reptiles except turtles and tortoises have a twin tube like sexual organ called the hemipenes.

    Close enough for the comic to work logically if a Zepa was an actual species!
  • edited September 2006
    No, remember, Exah wins.
  • edited September 2006
    What the hell are you talking about? I don't care about off topic discussion as long as it still connects back to the comic somehow, but don't just go throwing out random topics like this.

    UPDATE: I now used Zepa's NEW sprites since he was making a big stink about it... Even though he named the file for the sprites i had used "squeakyV2" and the new ones I was supposed to use "squeaky"
  • edited October 2006
    Everyone's favorite bandicoot finally gets some more screen time.

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    Actually, I've been doing this all week... Poop at work, it's a mess. Poop at home, no problem. It was pissing me off, and I wanted to put it in a comic somehow, but the subject itself isn't funny. But Crash using it to fail at being funny works just fine! :)
  • edited October 2006
    Dude, that is both true and gross!
  • edited October 2006
    Lower quality paper used in public restrooms.
  • edited October 2006
    It wasn't just the paper for me... ¬_¬
  • godgod
    edited October 2006
    Yeah, and you always get the huge ones that don't fit down the pipe, but don't clog the toilet. They just kinda float there.
  • edited November 2006
    I completely forgot to mention that we completed our 2nd Sprite Fusion Comic.

    http://mjc.dssbcc.net/comics/sfc/02.html

    Not 100% my content, but something worth posting anyway.
  • edited November 2006
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    That's exactly how I am...I wear a T-shirt in 30° weather! Wooo!
  • edited November 2006
    For reference, each panel is its own file, so you don't have to pull out the exact line if you don't want to.

    I wear t-shirts in cold weather too, but only because it's always too hot at home or at work to justify wearing a long sleeve shirt for the short time I'll be in the cold.
  • edited November 2006
    Remember that cake message generator I wanted for a comic? It's done now.

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    Yeah, it's all mushy, random, and generally unfunny. But it is the thought that counts, right? ... Right?
  • edited December 2006
    >_>

    <_<

    mjc casts Revive!

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  • edited December 2006
    poor gbc zelda sprite
  • edited December 2006
    Wax X watching them?
  • edited December 2006
    Oh, right. I forgot that part in this post...

    The last panel is a throw-back to this comic. I made that comic because I always thought it was weird that X never stood up in the game (especially when talking with Dr. Cain). And when I needed a 6th panel for this new comic, I decided to re-visit X and Zero.
  • edited December 2006
    Today we examine the stupidity of Red Steel:

    I don't really think this counts as any kind of spoiler, but just in case, click here to read at your own risk.

    This happens all the time. You're gunning along, when all of a sudden one guy comes at you with a katana. So do you blow his brains out before he gets close and keep moving? Nope. You decide to bring out your own katana and engage in a swordfight instead. Riiiiiight...
  • edited December 2006
    I think Link and Mario always get scammed out of "thanks for rescuing me" sex.
  • edited December 2006
    ha ha! nice comic! I don't think I've read it before...
  • edited December 2006
    Seinfeld: You missed the "thanks for rescuing me sex?"
    George: I missed the "thanks for rescuing me sex!"
    Seinfeld: I can't believe you missed it!
    George: *throws up hands in defeat* I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!
  • edited December 2006
    heh... George will never get any sex! Well... there was that one episode with the defective condom...
  • edited December 2006
    mjc0961 wrote: »
    This happens all the time. You're gunning along, when all of a sudden one guy comes at you with a katana. So do you blow his brains out before he gets close and keep moving? Nope. You decide to bring out your own katana and engage in a swordfight instead. Riiiiiight...

    It's because of respect. Respect in Japan is everything, if a guy has a sword and you have a gun, it is a dishonour to shoot him, and thus you must engage in equal combat.

    True fact.
  • edited December 2006
    Indiana Jones would be a great character in Red Steel.
  • edited December 2006
    Night Lord wrote: »
    It's because of respect. Respect in Japan is everything, if a guy has a sword and you have a gun, it is a dishonour to shoot him, and thus you must engage in equal combat.

    True fact.

    I understand that, but there's still three problems with it.
    1. You're not a Japanese character, you're an American. You're not even a member of the yakuza.
    2. You met your girlfriend when you were hired to be her body guard, which means protecting her is your job.
    3. The scene I'm mocking doesn't even occur on Japanese soil, it happens in America (Los Angeles, if I recall correctly).

    So there's absolutely no reason why he shouldn't have just blasted that guy's head off.

    Oh yeah. Defective condom episode of Seinfeld equals the win. In fact, that whole show does.
  • edited December 2006
    Takeru wrote: »
    Indiana Jones would be a great character in Red Steel.

    That scene was actually the result of Harrison Ford forgetting his line. So he just pulled out his gun and fired, the other actor went along with it and everybody liked it so much, they kept it.
  • edited December 2006
    What scene was that, exactly?
  • edited December 2006
    The one where the Nazis were opening L'Arc.
  • edited December 2006
    No, when he's still in Egypt and the girl's being kidnapped and he's chasing after them and one guy jumps out with a sword and Indiana Jones just pulls out his gun and shoots him. You know, the scene that fits exactly with the theme of the comic.
  • godgod
    edited December 2006
    Behemoth wrote: »
    That scene was actually the result of Harrison Ford forgetting his line. So he just pulled out his gun and fired, the other actor went along with it and everybody liked it so much, they kept it.
    I'm pretty sure that it's actually because he had diarrhea at the time, and couldn't get through the original scene. Snopes agrees. http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/raiders.htm
  • edited December 2006
    Diarrhea would make me forget my lines.

    Snopes is the biggest urban myth ever.
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