I'm up for drunken convos too. My phone number's up on my facebook page, and it's easy to dial international with Skype; it does all the confusing international dialing for you.
I'm celebrating the fact that I finally got a girlfriend by getting drunk. I want to thank you guys for helping me to become as charismatic as I am today, you are all so awesome.
Now, by "finally got a girlfriend by getting drunk" you don't mean "had a drunken make-out session with some chick," do you? Fooling around does not a girlfriend make! You have to have things in common and go on dates! Don't count your pre-hatched chickens, sir!
By getting drunk I'm celebrating the fact that I finally got a girlfriend. I want to thank you guys for helping me to become as charismatic as I am today, you are all so awesome.
Fixed. So where did you meet her? What are her interests? What do you two do together? What is her occupation? What are her political beliefs?
Oh hooray, I'm drinking and actually at the ob this time. just want to say that even though life sucks ass sometimes i can always cme her. i love it here so much.
Ya know, it's people like you that are ruining this country. If something's good enough for 3 years, why can't it be good for another 3? You just get bored with it and throw it away. Meanwhile, our landfills are overflowing. But what do you care? We're in the middle of a depression, ya know. Just you wait, you won't be able to keep up this flippant lifestyle for much longer. You mark my words. You'll wish you saved that cactrot.
I love you all so fucking much. especially Ryan who quckly became and to an extend has remained my best friens. I also love Jakey, even thoug he is repulsed by me now. I also love Mish. I pray to god she will be single when we meet. I love the rest you as well. Bruce, you be single too, it;'ll help my chances with mish, Jake, you stay single, it'll help my chances with bruce. Mario/.....Yeah. You know what's coming, baby. I reallyu wanna meet you all. this will rock so dan hard. You guys are better than all my "real friends" no joke, they all suck balls or will drop you for a woman in 1.3 seconds. You guys are so much better, not yo mention you can actually understand decent jokes. Here's to you all ( I just drank bunhbc) God speed. Come if You can. Pay for the damn ticket. I'll vbuy yoiur food and drink if we're broeke and I'm with you!
Urgh, I got so, so wasted last night. Three pitchers of cocktails at the pub followed by Jess and myself polishing off a bottle of smirnoff between us.
Needless to say I was quite hungover today, so love was not high on the agenda.
One of my friends at work gave me a stuffed panda to leave on my desk at work. It's really cute, and it sits next the picture of my family, below an ethnic central Chinese minority made trinket, and beside my bottle of Tabasco sauce.
YE GODS it is 2am and i have work tomorrow and im drunk and important higher ups are visitn gthis week that i have to enterain are here. i shouldnt be dirnking but im talking with epople wbnaout important stuff.
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Fuck me.
Not drunk?? But being drunk is... funny! As long as you don't overdo it!
I'm up for drunken convos too. My phone number's up on my facebook page, and it's easy to dial international with Skype; it does all the confusing international dialing for you.
I'm a tad paranoid about the alcoholism that runs in my family. *shrug*
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don't regret it, because I love what I"m doing. But I still wish Ic oudl be hee as often. Ropck on ,biches!
Picked her up in a bar, didncha?
Fixed. So where did you meet her? What are her interests? What do you two do together? What is her occupation? What are her political beliefs?
For me, Pong is forever.
I made a commitment to Pong. And I damn well meant those vows.
Needless to say I was quite hungover today, so love was not high on the agenda.
So, I feel good today. You guys are swell.
i love you guys. stsly. post more.
Panda porn is not recommended for similar usage.