In the first case, the girl in the photos is waaaay too young to be posing like that. The second was an ad campaign trying to draw attention to, ahem, women's health.
Whenever I hear the word 'mauled' I think of something being whacked with a blunt object, which isn't what lions, tigers, and bears do. Stupid mis-mental-imaged word.
Half of that is expected from Mike himself, the other half from his managers. Did you notice he's having to represent himself, since no lawyer would touch that one? And the dude's an ex-convict.
I dont know why it wont works, but here's the article.
OGDEN, Utah - A police dog that was left in a pickup truck with the engine running apparently knocked the vehicle into gear and ran down a woman who was walking to her mailbox. Mary F. Stone, 41, was expected to remain hospitalized with a fractured pelvis and tailbone until at least Friday, said her husband, Paul Stone.
The dog, a German shepherd named Ranger, had been left in the truck while its handler responded to a domestic disturbance call Tuesday, police Lt. Loring Draper said. The truck's engine was on so Ranger would have air conditioning.
Draper said Ranger must have hit the shift on the steering column, putting the automatic transmission into gear. As the truck slowly rolled forward, police officers yelled to Stone, but she couldn't get out of the way in time, he said.
A front and rear tire ran over her. "She had tire marks on her clothes," her husband said.
The truck then went through the Stones' yard and struck a vehicle in the driveway.
Draper said police were trying to determine if there might have been some malfunction that would have allowed the gear shift to be moved easily.
Half of that is expected from Mike himself, the other half from his managers. Did you notice he's having to represent himself, since no lawyer would touch that one? And the dude's an ex-convict.
ALOHA, Ore. - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right — a court date.
The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.
Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.
Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.
"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."
After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.
"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.
"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"
The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.
Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.
"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.
A year in jail isn't worth it. That's a waste of money to keep someone in there like that. She should just pay a hefty fine, and maybe get a swift kick in the ass.
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In the first case, the girl in the photos is waaaay too young to be posing like that. The second was an ad campaign trying to draw attention to, ahem, women's health.
It makes him feel uncomfortable, and like he needs $832 million to make up for it.
http://www.optonline.net/Article/Feeds?CID=channel%3D32%26article%3D18978327
I know, I know. But I'm just saying what you're all thinking.
Stress the Con in Convict.
But without evolution, why would there be a need for a missing link?
Evil Dead....The Musical?
Thanks to one of my friends I found this one out.