I'll throw my hat in with everyone else, they're all right. High school can be rough, some people find their niche, but everything changes as soon as you graduate and most people have calmed down from their hormones by the time college rolls around.
You know, Mario, I never got the chance to comment on that eye patch, but I gotta say. It was adorable. When I was like 9 I also got a scratch on my eye, and I know the annoyance of constant irritation. Except I was with my friend who's mom is a nurse and when my parents came to pick me up she was like "Oh Lauren just has something in her eye, she's had it there and I think it's just a little bit irritated now" and so my parents were like "Oh she's a nurse she must know what she's talking about." So then I spent like 4 hours at home in pain because I couldn't look towards anything that was too bright. It was okay if there were no lights on, but it didn't work out so well when I was trying to watch tv. So, my mom eventually took me to the children's emergency room, and they shined a special type of light on my eye so that they could see the scratch. Unlike your horrible doctor though, I actually DID get an eyepatch. Made my life so much better.
.... it's a scary, scary day when three females post right next to each other. Something must be done about this... this is supposed to be a haven for geeky, socially awkward maledom!
.... it's a scary, scary day when three females post right next to each other. Something must be done about this... this is supposed to be a haven for geeky, socially awkward maledom!
It's a sign of the pending Apocalypse. Embrace it.
I'm leaving for a two week vacation on Saturday and I haven't even started packing. I'm waiting to borrow a suitcase from one of my friends. Which she hasn't unpacked from the last time she used it a month ago. Oh and I'm not going to Disney World or some tropical island. Nope. Just going to play referee/messenger/peace keeper with family.
I'm glad my family gets along well enough that I don't really have to worry about stuff like that.
On a different note, I got my car stuck 3 times today trying to leave home and get back. It's really no fun when the road you live on is being completely rebuilt. Especially with record rainfall for the past month that has been determined to turn our already swampy area into a big mud pit.
They obviously don't make near as much money on a twice as expensive speeding ticket given to speeders impatient from having to drive slower in a construction zone with obviously no construction going on!
Silly China, what were they thinking, trying to act all efficient by actually fixing their roads. What a silly idea.
It seems like no one will hire me because I don't have any actual job experience. But I can't get any experience if you bastards won't give me a damn job!
Been there. Try to find jobs through your network (people you know). That tends to trump experience. Basically, managers hire people with experience so they can partially reduce the chances that they hired a lazy douchebag. If a manager is told by somebody whom they personally know and trust that Chris SCIENCE (I replaced your last name) is an awesome worker, then that manager will be much more inclined to hire you.
If that doesn't work, may I suggest legally changing your name to Chris SCIENCE?
Both of Ryan's suggestions are great. The second one is obviously much better, though.
Hell, you wouldn't even need to write anything on your CV other than your name. Maybe just include a picture of a robot doing SCIENCE! for good measure, but that's it.
Yesterday, out of the goodness of my heart (and because my 10 and 13 year old cousins are too lazy to do it), I raked my aunt's entire back lawn. I wake up this morning and see to my horror that the lawn is once again covered in a layer of leaves. Damn you trees! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
I FUCKING HATE CARS. They're so god damned expensive and shit goes wrong with them for no fucking reason. In the last few weeks I've gotten a flat and had to replace all my tires because the others were old and then my battery just completely crapped out so I had to buy a new one and now my battery is dead AGAIN so I have to figure out what the fuck is wrong with it. FUCK. I want to live in a big city and fucking scrap this piece of junk.
It might be the thingys that hook the battery to the car. My friend had that problem a few months ago. So just go to Auto Zone and ask for the "thingys".
Yeah, that's my plan... start with the battery and hope it's not that. Because if it's not the battery that's bad... I don't know how I'm going to get it to the place. Because it won't accept a jump.
Once I had to replace the spark plugs in my car. That was really cheap I remember, and after that my car always started really fasted, even on super cold mornings. If the problem isn't the battery, then hopefully it's that.
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You know, Mario, I never got the chance to comment on that eye patch, but I gotta say. It was adorable. When I was like 9 I also got a scratch on my eye, and I know the annoyance of constant irritation. Except I was with my friend who's mom is a nurse and when my parents came to pick me up she was like "Oh Lauren just has something in her eye, she's had it there and I think it's just a little bit irritated now" and so my parents were like "Oh she's a nurse she must know what she's talking about." So then I spent like 4 hours at home in pain because I couldn't look towards anything that was too bright. It was okay if there were no lights on, but it didn't work out so well when I was trying to watch tv. So, my mom eventually took me to the children's emergency room, and they shined a special type of light on my eye so that they could see the scratch. Unlike your horrible doctor though, I actually DID get an eyepatch. Made my life so much better.
EDIT: Or better depending on your perspective on the matter.
On a different note, I got my car stuck 3 times today trying to leave home and get back. It's really no fun when the road you live on is being completely rebuilt. Especially with record rainfall for the past month that has been determined to turn our already swampy area into a big mud pit.
Silly China, what were they thinking, trying to act all efficient by actually fixing their roads. What a silly idea.
If that doesn't work, may I suggest legally changing your name to Chris SCIENCE?
Hell, you wouldn't even need to write anything on your CV other than your name. Maybe just include a picture of a robot doing SCIENCE! for good measure, but that's it.
I'm practically a car mechanic now.