Or you can take advantage of the internet and look really smart when you're not. For example, you can quickly look up something you don't know on wikipedia and then look down contemptuously at other people who don't know what you're talking about.
Of course it's hottest at midday, how do you not know this? Dumbass!
NO! You tool! It's hottest just after the very middle of the day. GOD! It's like talking to a wall. Why do I even bother trying to help you understand the world around you?
1 week before I leave the shithole that is Bunbury, within the sinkhole that is Carey (Scary) Park, some fucking piece of shit steals my Xbox and 51 of my 53 games.
They left me one of my controllers though. How considerate!
The piece of shit that was living with me, who left the front door unlocked, has refused to even accept responsibility for this and has subsequently fucked me for $1,200 that he was supposed to pay me for bond, so that he could take over the lease: meaning I wouldn't have to mess about with the real estate company. So now I have to pay rent on 2 houses for a month and go back tomorrow and do a final cleanup in the hope that I will get enough of the bond back to cover all this rent. Hopefully nobody has trashed the place in the past 2 weeks.
Oh yeah, when I kicked this guy out (surprisingly) he randomly stole one of my armchairs. WTF?
Sooooo..... Fuck everyone and everything that constitutes Bunbury. It can all eat shit and die.
Also I cut off my beard last week so that I will be more employable and I miss it terribly.
Because of the earthquake outside of Japan, it has fucked up internet communication with the West. MSN can only support some small percentage of Chinese users at once, meaning I can never get on, and many Western websites time out before they fully load. How sad.
Moths have no regard for the fact that I am a human being with the absolute power to simply end it’s life if I so desire. I like bunnies. If a bunny was in my room right now, it would move away from me and cower. It knows that I am a threat. It respects my presence and acts accordingly.
Birds have a similar demeanor. Birds are quite content with minding their own business and recognize humans as cleaver predators that cannot be ignored. If a bird were to even think about fighting me, it knows that it would probably get a swift punch to the beak and a perhaps a throw down into some pavement. Therefore, birds do not meddle in human affairs.
Such is not the case with moths! They aimlessly flutter about any light source with absolute indifference! They treat people as if on par with inanimate objects or stationary organisms! Such lack of respect is infuriating! And yet, part of me finds it almost frightening. How can such a pathetic animal treat me with such indifference? Birds of advanced intellect and prowess cower at my wake and yet the very creature they use for sustenance finds me unremarkable? What is it that this moth knows that I don’t? UAHEH IT’S SO UGLY AND NASTY LOOKING!! WHY IS IT HEADED TOWARDSME~?~?~ GETITOFF!!!GETITOFF!!!1
I like that idea. Perhaps I should become a falconer and train birds of prey to consume various pests I deem unworthy of living near me. Plus it would be cool if I could play Frisbee with it.
I have similar contempt for locusts, flies, mosquitoes, spiders, and pretty much the whole Arthropoda Phylum. Except for decapods. They live in the sea. They don’t bother me and taste pretty damn delicious.
One of my roommates has 3 alarms that she doesn't wake up to every morning, and even though I have worked out my schedule so that I do NOT have 8:00 classes every morning, she does. But I wake up anyway, because her alarms are redonkulously loud, and are probably just as loud as my alarm sounds right next to my head.
I seriously have no idea how she sleeps through them. I think I'm going to work out a deal with her where I wake up, personally wake her up, make sure she starts the process of getting ready in the morning, and then go back to sleep.
This also won't be such a problem when I start working in a few days, because (presumably) I'll be waking up pretty early anyway so it'll all be good if I wake up around 8:30 and my first class is at 2. But until then, it's sad that I have to sit through her sleeping through her alarms until she finally hears them and turns them off.
But seriously guys. I have the coolest roommates ever. When they're awake.
My first night in my new house (and without my soon-to-be-husband), I woke up with diarrhea after only five hours sleep. Outside was thunder and lightning. My alarm clock unplugged itself, but that doesn't matter, because I couldn't sleep anyway. And then I had to go to work.
Hangovers are made ten times worse when there is building construction rattling your apartment walls. Chinese white wine is quite good, but it's damn strong. The weak stuff is 40% alcohol.
I hate that I downloaded 9+ gigs worth of The Sims 2, and my laptop can't handle the game. It used to be able to handle a version of the game with less expansion packs, and is a fine computer for Warcraft 3. The No-CD fix doesn't work without all the expansions. I might as well go buy the game now, since it would be too much work to find a no-CD fix and toned down version to go with it. Plus it may be cheaper now that it's outdated.
I only downloaded it the first time, two years ago, because I went shopping to buy the game and couldn't find it anywhere! Future Shop, Walmart, EB Games, no dice. Mind you, it WAS boxing day, but I felt justified.
And I only had to download it this time, because my harddrive broke, I had to get a new one, and all my sims are DEAD.
(in other news, I puked and I'm bleeding and I think a spider bit me)
Poop. I missed out on a deadline to order cheap food from Angel Food Ministries. Lame!! I thought the deadline was today, not today at 5:00, haha. I can't order again for another month. Oh wells!
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Of course it's hottest at midday, how do you not know this? Dumbass!
They left me one of my controllers though. How considerate!
The piece of shit that was living with me, who left the front door unlocked, has refused to even accept responsibility for this and has subsequently fucked me for $1,200 that he was supposed to pay me for bond, so that he could take over the lease: meaning I wouldn't have to mess about with the real estate company. So now I have to pay rent on 2 houses for a month and go back tomorrow and do a final cleanup in the hope that I will get enough of the bond back to cover all this rent. Hopefully nobody has trashed the place in the past 2 weeks.
Oh yeah, when I kicked this guy out (surprisingly) he randomly stole one of my armchairs. WTF?
Sooooo..... Fuck everyone and everything that constitutes Bunbury. It can all eat shit and die.
Also I cut off my beard last week so that I will be more employable and I miss it terribly.
I can't help wondering why you'd want to work in a place that doesn't allow beards, but that's my halfhearted attempt at humor for ya.
Moths have no regard for the fact that I am a human being with the absolute power to simply end it’s life if I so desire. I like bunnies. If a bunny was in my room right now, it would move away from me and cower. It knows that I am a threat. It respects my presence and acts accordingly.
Birds have a similar demeanor. Birds are quite content with minding their own business and recognize humans as cleaver predators that cannot be ignored. If a bird were to even think about fighting me, it knows that it would probably get a swift punch to the beak and a perhaps a throw down into some pavement. Therefore, birds do not meddle in human affairs.
Such is not the case with moths! They aimlessly flutter about any light source with absolute indifference! They treat people as if on par with inanimate objects or stationary organisms! Such lack of respect is infuriating! And yet, part of me finds it almost frightening. How can such a pathetic animal treat me with such indifference? Birds of advanced intellect and prowess cower at my wake and yet the very creature they use for sustenance finds me unremarkable? What is it that this moth knows that I don’t? UAHEH IT’S SO UGLY AND NASTY LOOKING!! WHY IS IT HEADED TOWARDSME~?~?~ GETITOFF!!!GETITOFF!!!1
Trireme needs a moth-eating pet.
I have similar contempt for locusts, flies, mosquitoes, spiders, and pretty much the whole Arthropoda Phylum. Except for decapods. They live in the sea. They don’t bother me and taste pretty damn delicious.
I seriously have no idea how she sleeps through them. I think I'm going to work out a deal with her where I wake up, personally wake her up, make sure she starts the process of getting ready in the morning, and then go back to sleep.
This also won't be such a problem when I start working in a few days, because (presumably) I'll be waking up pretty early anyway so it'll all be good if I wake up around 8:30 and my first class is at 2. But until then, it's sad that I have to sit through her sleeping through her alarms until she finally hears them and turns them off.
But seriously guys. I have the coolest roommates ever. When they're awake.
I only downloaded it the first time, two years ago, because I went shopping to buy the game and couldn't find it anywhere! Future Shop, Walmart, EB Games, no dice. Mind you, it WAS boxing day, but I felt justified.
And I only had to download it this time, because my harddrive broke, I had to get a new one, and all my sims are DEAD.
(in other news, I puked and I'm bleeding and I think a spider bit me)