DI you sound like such a lazy sack of shit right now. Waa waa I need medical care. Waa I can't afford it. Waa. Nobody owes you anything, buddy. You got that? Your doctors don't owe you anything. Your government doesn't owe you anything. I don't owe you anything. Quit thinking that you're so fucking entitled to the product of another man's labor. Furthermore, try not being a pussy and negotiate for once. Remember that you don't owe those thieving nut socks anything, either.
I have been avoiding this forum for the past couple of days because I felt so terrible for posting this as soon as I hit SUBMIT. You're a human being, for God's sake, DI. A HUMAN BEING. I'm sorry.
Di never replied to you, but I did, and harshly at that. I'm sorry, John. I shoudl know better by now than to think you are that radical of an asshole. Though i still dislike you in general.
This is just one of those days when the entire world is trying to piss me off, and it's doing a fairly good job of it. If I can just survive until the end of the day without beheading anyone, I can go to the gym and work out until I'm no longer angry.
I texted a friend of mine around 2 pm yesterday asking if he wanted to hang out at Barnes & Noble later that night. I never heard back from him so I just went alone. Then at 4 am, when Matt and I were sleeping soundly, he texted me back telling me he hadn't noticed my text until then.
Argh, that's happened to me so many times. It's like "Seriously?"
Then again, I've done that to other people before too, lol. Whoops!
Snow is actually kind of a buzz kill. A few years ago in high school there was "snow" on the ground, which meant there was maybe 5 inches that didn't really stay 5 inches and there was ice on the roads, and classes were cancelled. I was like SWEET and invited a bunch of people to go out to lunch, and a BUNCH of people bailed on me because they didn't want to drive in the snow.
So, was I the only one who got hit by that blizzard but got nothing? I can still see some grass in my back yard. I was hoping for at least the 5 1/2" they were predicting as the minimum.
Tonight Matt and I went to a wedding and one of our friends had way too much to drink. To the point that he could barely walk or sit up straight (At one point I was holding him up in his chair). The whole night another of our friends who we'll call "McDouche" had been saying that his dad would be more than happy to play designated driver to him and some of the guys, including the hopelessly drunk one. So when our drunk friend was starting to get really far gone and pass out, I suggest to McDouche that he call for the ride.
He responded that his phone was dead. Several people offered to let him use their phone. He laughed it off and said "Oh we'll sober him (drunk friend) up."
Now I've never really cared all that much for McDouche, but I've always tried to give him he benefit of the doubt. Tonight, however, was the straw that broke the camel's back. I was absolutely disgusted that he would rather hang out and flirt than get one of his best friends home when he so clearly needed to.
And yes I realize that our drunk friend is an adult and should be more responsible with his drinking habits. But if you can't rely on one of your best friends to help you when you need it, who the hell can you rely on?
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I have been avoiding this forum for the past couple of days because I felt so terrible for posting this as soon as I hit SUBMIT. You're a human being, for God's sake, DI. A HUMAN BEING. I'm sorry.
To answer your assumption, though: hyperbole is my favorite device in the English language.
Lazy LIRR.
Then again, I've done that to other people before too, lol. Whoops!
Snow is actually kind of a buzz kill. A few years ago in high school there was "snow" on the ground, which meant there was maybe 5 inches that didn't really stay 5 inches and there was ice on the roads, and classes were cancelled. I was like SWEET and invited a bunch of people to go out to lunch, and a BUNCH of people bailed on me because they didn't want to drive in the snow.
He responded that his phone was dead. Several people offered to let him use their phone. He laughed it off and said "Oh we'll sober him (drunk friend) up."
Now I've never really cared all that much for McDouche, but I've always tried to give him he benefit of the doubt. Tonight, however, was the straw that broke the camel's back. I was absolutely disgusted that he would rather hang out and flirt than get one of his best friends home when he so clearly needed to.
And yes I realize that our drunk friend is an adult and should be more responsible with his drinking habits. But if you can't rely on one of your best friends to help you when you need it, who the hell can you rely on?