Hate, contemptible hate.

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  • edited March 2011
    My neighbor got an additional yappy dog, and then she never came home last night. They kept barking until around 2 in the fucking morning, and then they started again at 6:30 this morning. I'm going to be talking with building security and the apartment community offices, this shit will not be tolerated. Best case scenario, the community forces her to get rid of her dogs, breaking her heart. Then I'll move away next month when my lease expires, just so she knows it was all for nothing.
  • edited March 2011
    Man, you would have HATED living at my apartment last year. You could hear loud parties from all around the neighborhood almost every night of the week.

    You're just mad cuz you're an old man, and you're getting crotchety. Stop being grumpy!
  • edited March 2011
    or just get one of these and plug it in near the shared wall.
  • edited March 2011
    Holy shit this is awesome. I need to find this. It must be in China somewhere, it's probably made here.
  • edited March 2011
    While I agree that those are cool. They call them "Humane" which I find highly inaccurate. How is screeching the most painful, highest pitched, noise you've ever heard, multiplied by 50, at them "Humane"? Though the whole term in itself is pretty much bullocks anyway, so whatever.
  • edited March 2011
    It's humane because dogs are dumb and I like sleep. It's humane to me.
  • edited March 2011
    Nah, go ahead man, Screech their ears off. I only really care because they're kinda tricking people into buying them because it's "Humane".
  • edited March 2011
    Oh, I know what you meant, I just wanted to elaborate my contempt for yapping dogs.
  • edited March 2011
    And also confirm your dominance as a human being over a dog.
  • edited March 2011
    Azrodal wrote: »
    While I agree that those are cool. They call them "Humane" which I find highly inaccurate. How is screeching the most painful, highest pitched, noise you've ever heard, multiplied by 50, at them "Humane"? Though the whole term in itself is pretty much bullocks anyway, so whatever.

    It's humane because a short burst of an annoying sound causes no lasting physical pain. The idea is either to train the dog to obey or (in the case of strays) to scare them off. The dog goes away, you stop making the noise.

    I suppose it's inhumane to cause any pain at all, regardless of duration or intensity, but it's not like they're setting dogs on fire or something.
  • edited March 2011
    Now there's something I'd buy. A little device that shoots a burst of fire in the dog's direction every time it barks.
  • edited March 2011
    Until the little suckers start hiding behind your most valued and flammable objects (Like your house) and then start yapping. Crafty little bastards.
  • edited March 2011
    Man dominant over dog?

    A dog would happily lick your bollocks. Would you lick a dog's? I think not. QED, bitches.
  • edited March 2011
    I'm inclined to think the dog isn't suffering all that much. they don't yelp, whimper, change posture, or show any signs of distress. It's really just a distracting noise. At the most, they might find it annoying.
  • edited March 2011
    My neighbor moved! No clue why, maybe she was already planning it. Who cares, she's gone now and her fucking dogs are gone too.

    My only regret is I never got the opportunity to make her dogs suffer.
  • edited March 2011
    Hold the phone. How did we all forget the Flamethrower as a means of Dog deterrence? It was invented in China for gods' sake. Ah well, I guess with your neighbor moving and all it would have been a large investment for naught.
  • edited March 2011
    I want to buy a domain, but all the good versions of it are gone to squatters.

    Fuck the internet, seriously.
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  • edited March 2011
    Sadly, fart isn't a valid top-level-domain, even though it totally should be.
  • edited March 2011
    Then go with .egg or .muffin
  • edited April 2011
    So last year I canceled my platinum membership on Audible (you probably can see where this is going.)

    So I was checking my bank account today to see how much money I had for gas, Magic: the Gathering, and food. I noticed that the most recent charge to my account was from Audible. That's $22 a month for a year, each charge gives me two credits to trade in for audiobooks. The biggest pain is that you can only have 12 credits at any given time, that's six months of subscription fees that just disappeared.

    I've yet to use any of my credits, I contacted customer support and the guy said he'd see what he could do and email me when he has news. It's a good thing they have it on record that I haven't even logged on in nearly a year, so maybe I can get some money back.

    :hulk:
  • edited April 2011
    ...I'm gonna go make sure my Audible gold membership is disabled now. :/
  • edited April 2011
    Yeah, some companies are like that. They just charge you anyway even though you "canceled" and hope you're dumb enough to let it go. Best fight this one.

    To me this is indicative that the company is past the point when it should have closed up shop. Shady stuff like that stinks of desperation.
  • edited April 2011
    I don't know how, but I have a scratch/bit of dirt sort of under my LCD, so I can wipe it off but it's a big damn distraction...
  • edited May 2011
    My calender says it's May so why does it feel like December outside?
  • edited May 2011
    Yeah, this cold front in Austin has thrown me for a loop. I'm used to April being the absolute last month for any cold fronts to come through Texas (not counting the panhandle), and it's been chilly and rainy outside all day. I'm not complaining too much, the lowest it got today was somewhere in the high 40s... it's just that it's completely unexpected. It was in the 80s last week, I think it got into the 90s at one point as well. Beautiful weather!! I actually regret not bringing a sweater with me to campus earlier today.
  • edited May 2011
    Wait, you go to UT? You wouldn't happen to know a girl named Caley Sokley, would you?
  • edited May 2011
    Yeah, hopefully it doesn't snow... AGAIN... this week.
  • edited May 2011
    Never heard of her. Go figure; there's over 50,000 students.

    EDIT: I facebook stalked a little, turns out we have two mutual friends. I'm not really close with either of them, though.