Hate, contemptible hate.

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  • brucebruce
    edited June 2011
    Ever had a mouth anaesthetic?

    Gives you a mouth flappier than a hooker's chuff, and means when you drink and try to swallow, you end up spurting it all out of your bells palsy-esq mouth.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2011
    I've had that experience often enough after trips to the dentist.
  • Flame KingFlame King
    edited June 2011
    I hate the fact that we have as of this post, 666 members. For those who don't get it... IT"S THE FREAKIN DEVILS NUMBER!!!!!
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2011
    Biblical historians now widely believe it is in fact 616.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2011
    In response to Serephel's deleted post comment: I do.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2011
    ^_^
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited June 2011
    I missed the deleted post D:
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2011
    It was top secret. Maybe when you're older.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited June 2011
    I read them too. And try to leave them on as many spam posts as I can when I'm feeling inspired.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2011
    The stupid, fucking cops just sand-blasted my car with a fucking helicopter. All of my fucking windows are covered in tiny chips. When I'm driving it basically looks like it's drizzling out. Every fucking window! I didn't have a single mark on my car before this. FUCKING ASSHOLES! Instead of landing on the empty fucking side of the parking lot, this stupid fucker decides to circle the half with cars twice and then comes low over MY fucking car and lands about 30 feet in front of MY FUCKING CAR. There was absolutely no fucking reason at all to land right there. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIGS!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2011
    Ouch.
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2011
    Adam's probably on some sort of list now...
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited June 2011
    F' DA PO'LEESE!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2011
    ok, it's not so bad. I washed my car very thoroughly and carefully and the vast majority was just crushed sand. I do have a couple dozen tiny chips, but you can't see them unless you're really looking for them. And that's better than the thousand plus chips I though I had. So, I'm happy enough. I'll have to see how it looks driving at night again.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited June 2011
    AHEM... MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR US. F DA POH LEASE
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2011
    Police are cool.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited June 2011
    Perhaps they are in Britain, with their helmets and moustaches and no guns
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2011
    Plus the fact our police service from the off has been a civilian enterprise rather than an arm of the military unlike most of Europe.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2011
    Glad to hear it's a looking better! I'd be raging pretty similarly had my 3 week old car been through something similar.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2011
    So, I was camping this weekend with my family (mom, dad, brothers, sister, nieces, nephews, aunt, uncle, cousins). We got a newspaper on Saturday that had NY's new gay marriage law on the front page. So my uncle says, "Well, I guess we can't call it marriage anymore. Maybe we can say regular marriage and other marriage. Marriage and actual marriage ordained by God."
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited June 2011
    I love religious zealotry from family. :hulk:
  • TheFlameOfHeartsTheFlameOfHearts
    edited June 2011
    Sadly, this is one of the best ways I've seen anyone take this issue.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2011
    Earlier today I burnt my penis.

    Just now I scalded my legs.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited July 2011
    Waht. (That's right I'm so shocked I had to mispell it).

    I have a huge test tomorrow and I'm feeling sick... some awful flu. I can't even think about asking the professor to reschedule because this is rescheduled, as I was in Philadelphia when all of my classmates were suffering with this stupid exam.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited July 2011
    Ouch. Sorry.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2011
    Jeez, all sorts of trouble recently.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2011
    I was reading up on a website about shakespeare's monologues and it said it had his soliloquies translated. I presumed this meant into foreign languages.

    Nope. Turns out they "translated" them into modern English.

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE! :hulk:
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited July 2011
    But Shakespeare wrote in modern English.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited July 2011
    If it was modern it would make sense.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2011
    Michael Bay makes films in modern English, but his continued success makes no sense.

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