Hate, contemptible hate.

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  • edited April 2009
    No! Last time you disappeared I met up with Jakey and you didn't know about it. You need to be aware of happenings on the OB!
  • edited April 2009
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I also really hate the, i love where this thread is goinbg": thred i have not once participated in it.

    I also hate that thread. It was one of the two threads where I made a complete idiot of myself at the Orange Belt two years ago.

    And of those two threads, it's the only one that is still active. (The other one was that one thread which I posted 31 times in; I've deleted most of those posts since then.)
  • edited April 2009
    You know that girl I went on a date with a few weeks ago?
    I saw her today.
    Holding another guy's hand.

    FUCK YOU ALL.
  • edited April 2009
    S'all good. There are statistically more girls than guys, so eh. What's one lost? You've got plenty more opportunities.
  • edited April 2009
    Unless youare a troll living in a basement like me. Then there is no hope for you. But you aren't like that, so you're probably fine.

    Lauren, your statistics are filthy lies. My statistics suggest 100% of the population are men*.

    Also, There be crazy shit going down at work the last couple weeks. I don't know what the hell is going to go down in the next week or so. Future: Uncertain.


    *based on a sample size of 1 person.
  • edited April 2009
    Not here Lauren! It's a sausage fest here.
  • edited April 2009
    Heh, I'm used to being the only girl in a group of guys anyway. This year is really weird since I'm hanging out with mostly girls (when I do get around to hanging out with people).

    I dunno... boys are just more fun. Funny thing is, the girls that I hang out with say that they're usually the only girl in their group of guy friends too. Maybe that's why we actually enjoy the others' company; we all think girls are insane.
  • edited April 2009
    Lauren. Every girl is like that. Every girl also thinks they are unique in the fact that they prefer guys over girls. I need you to know that you are not alone.

    Question is - how many of these girls are down for a gang bang from their group of guy friends?
  • edited April 2009
    I still don't think every girl is like that, but even if that IS true, not every girl thinks other girls are insane.

    The girls that don't are usually insane.

    To answer your second question: Only the really trashy ones you wouldn't want to have sex with.
  • edited April 2009
    It's tough being the only bun at a sausage fest.
  • edited April 2009
    Jake is a sausage that you can put other sausages inside of.
  • edited April 2009
    hehehehehehehehehe
  • edited April 2009
    So you're saying I'm like some sort of Turducken, but for sausages
  • edited April 2009
    I'm saying you're bisexual.
  • edited April 2009
    But in metaphor form.
  • edited April 2009
    METAPHORM!
  • edited April 2009
    I was mugged yesterday! It was around 1:40 am. I was dropping off my girlfriend and another friend at my gf's house and we had just gotten out of my car when two guys, one of which had a gun, came out of another car and quickly took our wallets, bags, etc. My friend asked them to at least give us our IDs and drivers' licenses back, which they did because she insisted so much, so at least that wasn't so horrible. I lost around $40, and my new cellphone :(

    The really awful part was that we immediately entered the house after they left (the whole ordeal lasted five minutes or less) and phoned the police, knowing that they would probably not be able to do anything but thinking we might at least give it a shot. The fucking moron police appeared at 3:15 in the morning, after ten or so calls. What's even worse is that there's a police mini-station TWO BLOCKS from my girlfriend's house, which we went to after waiting for the police about half an hour but there was no one at all in there, it was closed with the lights off. Fucking morons.
  • edited April 2009
    :Q

    I'm sorry, man! I've never been mugged before. I don't know what it's like. I hope I never find out.
  • edited April 2009
    :(
  • edited April 2009
    : Q is that supposed to be someone drooling from amazement?

    I had never been mugged before either, but it wasn't that bad actually. The muggers weren't exactly nice but they didn't even insult us or anything they just took our precious belongings and sort of showed us their gun so we knew it was serious. It still was very weird knowing that there was probably nothing that we could have done to prevent it (I've been going over and over and I still don't know what I could have done differently); besides, the sole fact that another person threatened me with a firearm to take my possessions over which they have no right whatsoever will always be kind of bizarre in a way.
  • edited April 2009
    How many people are injured or killed in muggings each year in Ecuador? People tend to be more willing to threaten violence than actually use violence. I'm most certainly not saying you should stand up to them and challenge them, saving $40 bucks is not worth the risk of being shot and/or killed. I'm just curious how far muggers tend to go there.

    Like, when I had some real estate thugs threatening me and trying to get me to fork over under-the-table cash to them, they tried to sound big and bad, but the moment I attacked one of them (one walked off to take a phone call, leaving me my only window to push the other out of my apartment), they got defensive. Instead of ganging up on me, they retreated just far enough to break up the fight, then got pissed and called the police on charges of assault. The police ended up siding with me.

    But then again these guys did not have a gun and did not hint at any weapons (or if they mentioned it I didn't understand it). If they were armed I most certainly would have complied.
  • edited April 2009
    I don't know exact numbers, but crime is seriously rising here (thanks Mr. President). I know that chances are that if I confronted them hey wouldn't have shot us, but I wasn't willing to take that risk. This past week a man was jugging near where we were mugged with his headphones on, and a mugger shouted at him to stop but he obviously didn't listen, so he got shot in the leg. It wasn't fatal or anything, but it gives you an idea of what could have happened.

    I can't believe the nerve on the morons who tried to rob you! My friend who got mugged with me and my gf told us while waiting for the police that a thief had once entered her uncle's house, so her uncle shot him in the shoulder. The prick then appeared some days later demanding that he paid for his medical bills!
  • edited April 2009
    kukopanki wrote: »
    It still was very weird knowing that there was probably nothing that we could have done to prevent it (I've been going over and over and I still don't know what I could have done differently);

    If you are going back in time to the exact moment it happened and seeing what you are do to differently, you have to consider the possibility that you could go back five minutes further and leave the future scene of the crime.
  • edited April 2009
    I think he's doing the replays in his head incase it ever happens again; most likely not incase he ever gets the ability to time travel.

    Although, I COULD be wrong.
  • edited April 2009
    I've got some infection in the back of my throat, and it's obstructed the canal between my throat and ear. As such it has created a vacuum, making my eardrum bend inwards in a concave shape. My left ear hurts like a sonbitch and is ringing loudly. The doctor has given me lots of meds, and at least I am staying home from work. But I still have a wicked cough, and I coughed so hard I accidentally vomited up some of my meds. So now I have to wait until dinner before I can take more.

    And before anyone else asks, no it is not swine flu.
  • edited April 2009
    OMG IS IT SWINE FL-- oh.

    That sucks :(
  • edited April 2009
    It seriously isn't swine flu? Because if I recall correctly from our chat last night, it seems that you've conveniently forgot to mention that you have GROWN A FREAKING SNOUT.
  • edited April 2009
    Pork is the meat of kings, it's made from swine and swine sure is fine.
  • edited April 2009
    Since this swine flu scare, I've had to cut my bacon consumption down to 3 strips for each meal.
  • edited April 2009
    There's a girl I work with who says she's showing symptoms of a flu, and she travels from San Antonio to Austin a lot. UT has ben flipping out over this Swine Flue business, and it's like "huh. That's scary."

    Alls it means to me is that I may have to work tomorrow when I'm supposed to be working my other job. Lamezors. Stupid swine flu; it is (may be) inconveniencing me.