Hate, contemptible hate.

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  • edited April 2009
    If I would've checked my email before leaving work yesterday, I would have known that my wearable art piece was falling apart and needed repair. Now we've lost two days of glue time and it's an inconvenience for my assistant to fix things. ARGH!

    I don't think it would have fallen apart on its own, would it have? I suspect things were not handled carefully enough.
  • edited April 2009
    Grah. Stuffs with work has been so...something...I don't even know which way is up anymore. I've been considering quiting just so my life can go back to making some semblance of sense again.
  • edited April 2009
    Same here.
    The really shitty pay isn't helping either.
  • edited May 2009
    Ugh.

    There are three slacker friends of my roommate sleeping in my living room. One of them (I assume the fat one) smells. This is not the thing you want to come out of your room and see.

    I was going to make a nice breakfast for myself but I seem to have lost my appetite.
  • edited May 2009
    After practically all my PC's life virus free, I've got two viruses both claiming to be virus/spyware protection, and my Virus scan doesn't seem to want to pick them up. Awesome.
  • edited May 2009
    I just saw the Dragonball movie.
  • edited May 2009
    Serephel wrote: »
    I just saw the Dragonball movie.

    'nuff said.
  • edited May 2009
    Panda wrote: »
    After practically all my PC's life virus free, I've got two viruses both claiming to be virus/spyware protection, and my Virus scan doesn't seem to want to pick them up. Awesome.

    I can have you look at this, but you may as well start considering how your going to back up all your important data so you can reformat, because depending on which strain of those you have, it might never seem to go completely away without a complete wipe of the system.
    Serephel wrote: »
    I just saw the Dragonball movie.

    ...Why?
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    edited May 2009
    I saw it a couple of weeks ago, just to laugh at how bad it was. I'm not sure if I laughed or facepalmed more.
  • edited May 2009
    I go to brush my teeth. My dad was in the bathroom a few minutes before me. Upon turning the tap I feel something sticky on it. I won't beat around the bush, it was semen.

    My dad's semen.

    My dad's cold, post-wank semen.

    Fucking hell!
  • edited May 2009
    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! thread over. We have a winner, folks.
  • edited May 2009
    ....wow
  • edited May 2009
    Wait, that's not normal?
  • edited May 2009
    Well now you have the opportunity to make every family gathering ever a veritable festival of awkwardness.
  • edited May 2009
    Why did your dad wank on the tap, of all places?

    Also, don't be so disgusted by your dad's semen.. you once were something very much like it!
  • edited May 2009
    ...goddamnit
  • edited May 2009
    I don't think you are ever meant to touch the juices that went into your making.

    Somebody better close this thread, because I would not want to hear the one that outdoes Bruce.
  • edited May 2009
    Nothing good can come of continuing to post in this thread.
  • edited May 2009
    Agreed...
  • edited May 2009
    I did not think it were possible for me to find something that disgusts, instead of arouses, me.

    D:
  • edited May 2009
    I am in summer school. This means I can graduate in two years. It also means I want to be drunk now.

    I'm completely ignoring several previous posts. They don't exist.

    But to clarify, I'd bet he WASHED HIS HANDS and RUBBED AGAINST THE TAP. Ahem.
  • edited May 2009
    At least something good has come of it.

    I now know how I can get rid of any problematic housemates I ever have in the future.
  • edited May 2009
    Do you have White Castles? I tend to be absolutely lethal a few hours after I eat a bunch of White Castle sliders, and I find them very useful in clearing out shitty roommates.

    When I brought home White Castle my crappy roommate in college would always leave for the night. Then Andrew and I would spend the entire night farting into his pillow out of spite.

    I never left any semen on his stuff though. I probably should have. Oh well, hindsight 20/20.
  • edited May 2009
    I hate my life, my job, my lack of romantic satisfaction, and someone stole my fucking dog* a couple of weeks ago (after I spent $200+ on getting her nice and healthy).

    *Fucking was meant as an expletive, and not as a modifier to imply that the dog was my "fucking dog". I am beyond rage.
  • edited May 2009
    Someone STOLE your DOG? That's...... absolutely horrible....... ????? I can't even imagine.
  • edited May 2009
    Fuck Bruce. Morgan wins.
  • edited May 2009
    Well, I surely can't beat these others, but I still feel like griping about stuff.

    An online coupon system for the Mall of America went down this past weekend. Funny thing. When the coupons don't work for the Mall of America, somebody is going to have to fix it. That person? As often as not, that's me.
    The end result? Apparently Flash can't correctly urldecode an é.

    So long story short: I blame Adobe. They are the new Microsoft.
  • edited May 2009
    What's with people who steal dogs? That's seriously messed up! Somebody stole a friend's dog around January. Was yours at least some exotic, or expensive breed?
  • edited May 2009
    My blender melted today. That's what I get for buying from Wal-Mart.
  • edited May 2009
    Will it blend epic fail.