I made my husband do it. Something with insurance info and if they don't come through, we'll do the honorable thing and buy them off--I mean pay for it.
Seriously, though? Hit and run wouldn't work if I wanted to. I live across the street from her.
No, it was some thug in the middle of the night! I abandon my car in public places from time to time. He put another plate on the back of my car, a STOLEN plate, and I drove around with it for a bit I think. Little bugger screwed it in and everything. The cop wanted to fingerprint the stolen plate.
In Canada, we have a wide variety of different types of driver's licenses. In Ontario you have to get three of them (with three separate tests) before you're considered a licensed driver, although you can actually drive a car on your own (with a few restrictions) with just two.
Huh. The more you know! I would say that sounds kind of dangerous, but eh, in America if you go through the parent taught class I don't think you even need to take any drivers test. I never did! While I'M a good driver, a few of my friends were a little scary to drive with when they first got their license.
Yeah but that's true of EVERY new driver, including myself. Here you have to take a 3-week course at one of the schools approved by the CTG (the local version of the DMV), then take a test with a traffic cop sitting in the car, and a multiple answer test about traffic laws and the signs. Still, there's a lot of crappy drivers around.
It's even worse here. People applying for tests have to shell out a bunch of cash to attend a series of driving courses and classes at sunrise, then they have to take three days off to go out of town to actually take their test. Apparently a lot of people still fail it.
Yet the sheer idiocy of drivers here is staggering. Like during rush hour, people will rush through yellow then red lights, even though there are too many cars to actually make it through the intersection. So then the cars just sit there in the middle of the road congested while perpendicular traffic comes at them at full force. Then it's like a patchwork weave of cars while 5 cars from the perpendicular direction actually make it through. Then because so few cars made it through, they force their way through the intersection, congesting it again.
I should be allowed to hit people for being retarded.
It's almost exactly like that here, too. Basically, anyone behind a steering wheel feels they are invulnerable with that big chunk of metal surrounding them and they do whatever the fuck they feel like. And pedestrians are assholes too, they are always standing on the street instead of the sidewalk, waiting for the slightest possible gaps between coming cars to cross, instead of waiting for the light to change.
I went to a high school in a kind of bad neighborhood and while crossing in between gaps is usually okay for the downtown area (where the original building was), crossing the streets where the temporary building was was kind of dangerous! I saw a kid get hit once, because if the drivers see you crossing the street, they might slow down if they're really nice. I never saw a car stop for pedestrians though. You either had to RUN to clear the intersection, or you just didn't j walk.
You can begin driver's education here when you are 14.5. You have to take a course about 3-5 weeks long, which is 30 hours of instruction 6 hours of driving and 6 hours of watching. You then must drive with a parent for at least 6 months (at least 50, 10 of which must be at night) unless you are 17 or older. You must then pass a written knowledge test, this is a 40 question multiple choice test that you must get at least 34 right to pass. Then a road skills test with instructor.
Then you get your license!! But, you can’t drive with more than one passenger under the age of 17 for the first 6 months, relative excluded.
I took all my positive energy form the day and went drinking but i ended up being filled with hatred. i am tired of isolation sometimes and i just went bar hopping to find someione to talk to but all i found was old married whiet businessmen dancing with and making out with hong kong trash. ive never been so goddamn ashamed of being a white businesy guy.
the highlight of the night was seeing some white douchebag with his arm around a girl completely oblivious to the fact some chinese dude was grabbing and fondling that girls' ass. girl didn't seem to care, she knew what was going on.
good god i hate everyone. gonna go angry sleep and try to build up more positive energy tomorrow with chou-san.
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Seriously, though? Hit and run wouldn't work if I wanted to. I live across the street from her.
but I could never remember the numbers on that one. I think I'll remember my new ones, plus they're nice and clean. I nicknamed them " Panda Kid"
and the cop stole my screws. but he was dreamy, so that's okay.
No, it was some thug in the middle of the night! I abandon my car in public places from time to time. He put another plate on the back of my car, a STOLEN plate, and I drove around with it for a bit I think. Little bugger screwed it in and everything. The cop wanted to fingerprint the stolen plate.
Yet the sheer idiocy of drivers here is staggering. Like during rush hour, people will rush through yellow then red lights, even though there are too many cars to actually make it through the intersection. So then the cars just sit there in the middle of the road congested while perpendicular traffic comes at them at full force. Then it's like a patchwork weave of cars while 5 cars from the perpendicular direction actually make it through. Then because so few cars made it through, they force their way through the intersection, congesting it again.
I should be allowed to hit people for being retarded.
Then you get your license!! But, you can’t drive with more than one passenger under the age of 17 for the first 6 months, relative excluded.
I just passed the written test yesterday!
the highlight of the night was seeing some white douchebag with his arm around a girl completely oblivious to the fact some chinese dude was grabbing and fondling that girls' ass. girl didn't seem to care, she knew what was going on.
good god i hate everyone. gonna go angry sleep and try to build up more positive energy tomorrow with chou-san.
I turned it on again today, still buzzing. I had presumed the speaker had blown. Not too big a travesty, get a new speaker for it.
Then it burst into flames. Fuck's sake.