While looking for this picture I learned that a sagan is a unit of measurement equal to at least 4 billion. I think that's the greatest unit of measurement yet. Eat it, joules.
MAGIC! gives us cataclysmic apocalypses, undead slave armies, and it consumes the life forces of a good number of its weaker practitioners. Not to mention lightning bolts, poison gas clouds, and astral projection.
Science is a bunch of idiots waving test tubes around and rarely if ever blowing shit up.
A cop is sitting in a speed trap, biding his time. Sooner or later, someone will let their guard down, and when they do he'll be ready. All of a sudden, ZROOM! This car rockets past at 100 miles an hour. The cop switches on the siren an takes off after him.
Well he pulls him over no problem; the guy went to the side of the road almost immediately after the cop got behind him. The cop walks up to the driver's side window, muttering to himself, and whaddya know? It's Werner Heisenberg!
"Mister Heisenberg," the cop says. "You're a scientist, so you of all people should have respect for limits and constants. Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?"
Heisenberg looks straight at the cop and replies, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am."
*ba-dum-TSSHH!*
(And alchemy is the redheaded bastard stepchild of Magic and Science that neither will love or call their own. It's a compromise only in that it makes everyone angry and/or disappointed.)
SCIENCE! off!!! This can only be resolved by a fight to the death! Who will rule? The epicly mounted robot or the Sith Lord Physicist.
As far as Jedi go, robots are generally not the best opponents to send at them, but who knows. This is a MOUNTED robot, and it's a Sith Lord... Yeah nevermind. Sorry Queen, experiences show that lightsabers are just way cooler then robots in combat.
Now maybe a robot with a lightsaber... hmm... OR a robot with FOUR lightsabers.
Well, to be fair, we only saw a robot-with-four-lightsabers fighting a Jedi. He got his head royally handed to him, sure, but we never did see the RWFL go against a Sith Lord. Who knows, he might be better against a sith.
Triceratops aren't real dinosaurs. They're actually juvenile Torosaurs.
Not per se. It's still under debate, and they haven't yet decided which name would be dropped. Perhaps Torosaurus doesn't exist, being only the mature form of Triceratops.
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For SCIENCE!
.....No.
SCIENCE! gives us explosions, mass property damage and reckless endangerment of lives. Not to mention killer robots, zombies and lasers.
Magic is a bunch of idiots waving sticks around and rarely if ever blowing shit up.
Science is a bunch of idiots waving test tubes around and rarely if ever blowing shit up.
Alchemy!
Yes that's right boys and girls, you too can turn lead into real gold using only your urine! Welcome to the wonderful world of alchemy!
A cop is sitting in a speed trap, biding his time. Sooner or later, someone will let their guard down, and when they do he'll be ready. All of a sudden, ZROOM! This car rockets past at 100 miles an hour. The cop switches on the siren an takes off after him.
Well he pulls him over no problem; the guy went to the side of the road almost immediately after the cop got behind him. The cop walks up to the driver's side window, muttering to himself, and whaddya know? It's Werner Heisenberg!
"Mister Heisenberg," the cop says. "You're a scientist, so you of all people should have respect for limits and constants. Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?"
Heisenberg looks straight at the cop and replies, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am."
*ba-dum-TSSHH!*
(And alchemy is the redheaded bastard stepchild of Magic and Science that neither will love or call their own. It's a compromise only in that it makes everyone angry and/or disappointed.)
As far as Jedi go, robots are generally not the best opponents to send at them, but who knows. This is a MOUNTED robot, and it's a Sith Lord... Yeah nevermind. Sorry Queen, experiences show that lightsabers are just way cooler then robots in combat.
Now maybe a robot with a lightsaber... hmm... OR a robot with FOUR lightsabers.
Well, to be fair, we only saw a robot-with-four-lightsabers fighting a Jedi. He got his head royally handed to him, sure, but we never did see the RWFL go against a Sith Lord. Who knows, he might be better against a sith.
I am proud of myself.
Not per se. It's still under debate, and they haven't yet decided which name would be dropped. Perhaps Torosaurus doesn't exist, being only the mature form of Triceratops.
It starts off as a Torosaurus and after a bunch of battles it evolves into a Triceratops.
This is what videogames have taught me, anyway. And how could they be wrong?
why god why
That's cool.
Although in all honesty, your avatar could be depicted as the result of a freakish experiment that causes blood to shoot out of one's eyes repeatedly.
So, technically, you were already following the avatar of the month guidelines.
Or your avatar is really stressed, that could be an explanation too, I guess.
I don't think a manatee could be counted as SCIENCE!