Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited March 2006
    Unless your child's phenomenally precocious, I don't think you'll have to worry about porn for a bit. Unless I completely misunderstand what Net Nanny is, in which case this post may be a bit more fun.
  • edited March 2006
    Funny as that thought is, you're right. She does like "typing" on the keyboard, but that's about as far as it goes, for now.
  • edited March 2006
    Let the kid make a post! What if it turns out coherent, that'd be freaky.
  • edited March 2006
    Hi !

    I'm known as Garnet. I like playing video games from time to time. I enjoy reading nonfiction books. I like visiting museums and talking to intelligent people.
    And my humor can be considered dry sometimes too. =P
  • edited March 2006
    O...Olga?
  • edited March 2006
    Dude! Not everyone on this forum is Olga!
  • edited March 2006
    O...Olga?
  • edited March 2006
    Bah, you guys can't use that joke... yet. You have to wait until she asks you to pet her, or something even less euphemistic!




    Then you can mistake her for Olga.
  • edited March 2006
    You forgot the declaring to be Russian despite no one asking.
  • edited March 2006
    MOSKAU! MOSKAU!
  • edited March 2006
    Haha! I think there was a lesson in my Olga relationship for us all.
  • edited March 2006
    Hello, my name is 'Steven'. I’m currently trying to expand my artistic skills (mostly in crappy hand drawn comics, but not too crappy) so if anyone can help in that department, it would be much appreciated. Also let me say that I’m not American, and I have a tendency to get high/and or drunk.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    yay high and or drunk!
  • edited March 2006
    I can't say that I approve, but welcome all the same!

    Where are you from if you're not from the 'ole U S of A?
  • edited March 2006
    I’m German. Though I used to live in the states. Either way, my English is not perfect, and my German is far from it, I forgot all the German I used to know, and I only NEED to know how to talk perfect, anything else is just optional, and seeing how I hand out around the American sites/download the American shows my German suffers even more. But that doesn’t matter to much, because I’m probably going to move to Canada, or perhaps America again.

    Ill try to speak as coherent as possible, but if you do find mistakes PM me or blatantly tell me them.
  • edited March 2006
    Use of adverbs when appropriate would make me enjoy your presense much more, but welcome regardless.
  • edited March 2006
    So is mittens, like, a girl or what?
  • edited March 2006
    No. I was Sweeper back on IS (and later Pink Lad on the first OB forms). I'm currently in love with a nice girl, but I'm probably still gay. I don't know.
  • edited March 2006
    Just call yourself bi and quit worrying about it.
  • edited March 2006
    Also, you're made of awesome so you shouldn't worry that much...
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    and your a pilot
  • edited March 2006
    and you keep my hands warm.
  • edited March 2006
    I was totally thinking that everyone was complimenting me at first. Then I started thinking they were using really weird compliments. Now I realize they may not even have read the bits of my posts with content.
  • edited March 2006
    I think the lesson learned from this is that the Official Introductory Thread isn't the best place for a serious discussion on the state of your sexuality.

    On the plus side, you are made of awesome, so it'll all work out for the best.
  • edited March 2006
    Help! I think I'm gay, but only for Jake Gyllenhaal!
  • edited March 2006
    I RESPECT YOU NO LONGER MACJAKE!
  • edited March 2006
    This guy is NOT sexy:

    4_1097778.jpg

    Repeat it while staring at the image. Maybe it will help. If not, you'll at least look silly, and then I can laugh. Feel the love! :)
  • edited March 2006
    Well, he's not talking to a time-travelling bunny in that picture. Of course he isn't sexy.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    wait, he talks to time traveling bunnies? kick ass!
  • edited March 2006
    I prefer Jared Leto, personally. *Ducks*