That was the OLD Orange Belt that recognized you. This is the NEW Orange Belt. The new post-apocolyptic Orange Belt. Being post-apocolyptic increases awesomeness by 400% or something.
Radioactive mutant zombies are a small price to pay when compared to all the other cool things the apocalypse brings with it. I especially like the huge brown rags that everyone wears.
Yes, we're generally rich enough to do that, as opposed to the German economy which relies heavily on American military funding and tourism to stay afloat.
If you don't like that method, however, you could always generate extra income by wearing eye liner and forming a band full of homosexuals in skin-tight latex (I'm sure you're a step ahead there) and singing nonsensical lyrics combined with poorly tuned, two-chord guitar solos. It's cool, we'll patronize you.
Pfth, I’d die before I turn into some sissy cry baby band bitch. Also, I don’t give much of a crap about Germany either, except my roots are here, and that’s about all that connects me. I really don’t like ANY country, but maybe Canada. I don’t obey the law anyway. I smoke, I drink (which is not such a big deal down here), hell I’d piss on a hobo, but even with this ill still hold a somewhat decent devotion to the country I currently occupy.
Bah, Canada sucks. And not for stupid-American-knee-jerk-reaction reasons, but because it fails to live up to any expectations given a braggart second-rate-socialist country with no distinct culture other than "not America".
I'm going to save a whole lot of time here and point out that the whole world sucks.
You could go further into it and point out the crappiness of people to people in general and that we should all be ashamed or some such bollocks, but it's way too early in the day and I'm not drunk.
I was going for that point when I stated I hate all countries. Sure in the wonderlands of our own eyes (TVs, Games, Books, Ext.) life seems all dandy, but in reality there is no place you can go where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and tomorrows dictators are today’s revolutionists.
Or, we'll strengthen the world economy by shutting the fuck up and buying crap at a 50% mark up.
Anyway, I have no irrational patriotism towards my country, but I'll be damned if I let people assume that they can get away with stereotypical anti-american rhetoric. If you're going to be anti-american, you better damned well be somewhat original, dammit!
With that said, I' like to state that my country needs to stop patronizing so many other countries... in the political sense, as well as the economical sense. Fuck placation, and fuck paying for sex. Nuff said.
Bah, Canada sucks. And not for stupid-American-knee-jerk-reaction reasons, but because it fails to live up to any expectations given a braggart second-rate-socialist country with no distinct culture other than "not America".
I'm sorry we haven't gone out of our way to conform to an easily classified stereotype. I hope we haven't inconvienced you too terribly.
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'No, you're supposed to plant them!"
"Where?"
"Well, outside...."
"Oh, ok. Let's just wait for it to stop raining acid and radioactive ash."
"... Fine, eat the damned seeds. It's not like I had to fight a bunch of psychotic robots to get those, or anything"
If you don't like that method, however, you could always generate extra income by wearing eye liner and forming a band full of homosexuals in skin-tight latex (I'm sure you're a step ahead there) and singing nonsensical lyrics combined with poorly tuned, two-chord guitar solos. It's cool, we'll patronize you.
You could go further into it and point out the crappiness of people to people in general and that we should all be ashamed or some such bollocks, but it's way too early in the day and I'm not drunk.
Quit your bitching or go and make the world a better place.
Sandwiches for everyone!
Anyway, I have no irrational patriotism towards my country, but I'll be damned if I let people assume that they can get away with stereotypical anti-american rhetoric. If you're going to be anti-american, you better damned well be somewhat original, dammit!
With that said, I' like to state that my country needs to stop patronizing so many other countries... in the political sense, as well as the economical sense. Fuck placation, and fuck paying for sex. Nuff said.
Stupid America.