We need to do this ADVENTURE.

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  • edited September 2007
    Make a potato-energy circuit, but with a fish!
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    It's some stuff that guy lost! Be all Macgyver-like and fashion some sort of beam sword out of the contents. There's some lint missing, but the gold yarn should more than make up for that. If you can't do that, then wear the fish like a hat.
  • edited September 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Take it all, use some of the yarn to tie the fish to the hilt to make a fish-sword, leave. Go to ???.
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    Yoink! You never know when random junk will come in handy.

    ???:
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    WTF.
  • edited September 2007
    Shout out to the people passing by, telling them that you're new, you've been assigned to guard duty in the prison, but you don't know your way around yet, and could they please point you toward your goal?
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    Quick, leave before you lose your color! Go back to the treasure room and take the box. Ya never know when a good box will come in handy. Even if it smells like fish.
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    See if you can find David Bowie around here.
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    Jump! See where gravity takes you!
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    Jump! See where gravity takes you!
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    OW!

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  • edited September 2007
    Steal the cameraguy's pointy hat, as that is certainly the source of his power.
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    Brush yourself off and walk away nonchalantly.
  • edited September 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    Brush yourself off and walk away nonchalantly.

    I second this, with an additional step. Head to the Mole King's Domain. Your shovel will help you explore the territory.
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    Ask the director where you can find a teleporting orb device.
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    hlavco wrote: »
    Brush yourself off and walk away nonchalantly.
    I second this, with an additional step. Head to the Mole King's Domain. Your shovel will help you explore the territory.
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    Geez, how embarrassing. Like that time I walked in on my grandma when she had that date over.

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    Mole guards! No one's allowed into the Mole King's domain without permission, and I don't have an official permission slip.

    I don't think they've noticed me yet, good thing this corner is here.
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    Bribe them with the lightbulb!
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    Tie the bullwhip around your head like a bandanna, then take 'em out Solid Snake style.
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    They're tiny! Just kick 'em in their heads!
  • edited September 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    They're tiny! Just kick 'em in their heads!
    Do you want to have her hanging upside down over lava?

    Of course, if she'd stolen the Pointy Hat of Power she could probably defend herself against the little people's magic.

    Then again, she is a red-headed female, so it's quite possible that she has magical abilities already, or so goes the cliché. Cast Magic Missile.
  • edited September 2007
    No, that was the gnome that did that before. These are mole-people.
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    This is a sneaking mission!
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    Throw the fish at them as a distraction, and RUN FRO IT!
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    Sneak up behind them, snap their necks, and stuff the bodies in lockers!
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    They're moles. Moles are blind. Just walk quietly by...
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    But moles can sense vibrations....

    I second the throwing of the fish.

    What you need to do is lure a giant cat with that fish and throw the fish at the mole people so the cat will distract them for you. If that works, then sneak past to the left.
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    Make friends with them?
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    Making a peaceful way to gracefully get by, possibly while having "small talk"?!

    I worry about you sometimes.
  • edited September 2007
    Hold your shovel as a scepter and exclaim proudly, "Greetings, I am the ambassador from the Human Rights Committee of the realm of humans. I have come to inspect the state of your prisons."
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    Show 'em your boobs, then look sad and ask where your beads are. When they say they don't have any, tell them to go get some. Then sneak in while they're gone.
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    Walk in and tell the guards that they cannot pass until they answer your riddle. After they've answered the riddle and left their posts, sneak in to the Mole King's domain before they realise what's happened.
  • edited September 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Show 'em your boobs, then look sad and ask where your beads are. When they say they don't have any, tell them to go get some. Then sneak in while they're gone.
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    STOP OBJECTIFYING ME!

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    "What was that?!"

    "Let's go kill it!"

    Ulp!
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