We need to do this ADVENTURE.

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  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited September 2007
    Kung-fu them to death! Or at least to incapacitating injury!
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited September 2007
    Hugs!
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited September 2007
    THROW. THE. FISH. AT THEM. NOW.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited September 2007
    Come on. You're running out of options. Boooooooooooooooooobs.
  • brucebruce
    edited September 2007
    They're still blind moles!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited September 2007
    Stick one leg past the corner in a most sexy manner, then hit them with a hammer while they're distracted. Or punch them in the face, the important part is the distraction.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited September 2007
    Use your sexcraft!

    (I pity anyone who gets that reference)
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited September 2007
    It sounds like Nauto's 「セックシイ実」, maybe. (It was on before Ranma).
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited September 2007
    Throw square-shaped boxes at them!
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited September 2007
    Use your CQC techniques!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2007
    Okay, this calls for some item-age. Pull out that sword hilt and hope that there's some button or something that turns it into an energy blade.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited September 2007
    Aside from just hoping, also push said button if it does in fact exist.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2007
    Agentcel wrote: »
    THROW. THE. FISH. AT THEM. NOW.
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    Think fast shorty!
    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    Kung-fu them to death! Or at least to incapacitating injury!
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    Yaaaaaaaahh!!!

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    Phew!

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    Oh no...
  • GarnetGarnet
    edited September 2007
    Use one of your tools in your inventory to dig a tunnel underneath and past the sleeping guard.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited September 2007
    Steal those floating springs from the second panel, attach them to your feet and leap over the guard!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited September 2007
    Spade to the head.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2007
    Grab the pick of the fallen guard. Using your sword hilt and the pick, hook the oversized hammer in two places and yank. Then get some symbolic revenge by knocking him over the head with the hammer....hard.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited September 2007
    Now would be a good time to have a flashback and remember why you were helping that jerk in the first place.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited September 2007
    I agree with John. The dude's sleeping, you have plenty of time to remember stuff.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited September 2007
    Leave the janitor alone, he's not hurting anyone.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited September 2007
    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    Steal those floating springs from the second panel, attach them to your feet and leap over the guard!
    John the Filleau wrote:
    Now would be a good time to have a flashback and remember why you were helping that jerk in the first place.

    SECONDED!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited September 2007
    Try to see what's written on the guy's sign. It's quite possible that he's a union worker on strike and fell asleep while picketing.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2007
    John the Filleau wrote: »
    Now would be a good time to have a flashback and remember why you were helping that jerk in the first place.
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »
    I agree with John. The dude's sleeping, you have plenty of time to remember stuff.
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    Well, as I recall...

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    It was when I was very young.

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    I was playing in the meadow by my grandmother's house.

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    The mole king's armies attacked our village, one of their drills happened to come up right next to me.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2007
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    The drill caused a tremor that opened up a rift in the ground.

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    I fell down for a long time and hit water.

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    It was very very cold.

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    As I was pulled downstream I blacked out.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2007
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    When I woke up, a young man was arguing with a king who looked like he was made of stone.

    "...I know supplies are low sire, but I can't just let you--"

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    The stone king was very cruel.

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    I was very afraid as his voice boomed in the chamber.

    "I shall ignore your disrespect this one time, boy. The girl will live and you may take her in. HOWEVER! Her food will come from YOUR share and YOU shall be responsible for her tithe, which shall be TWICE AGAIN what I expect from you now.

    That is my decision. I shall not tolerate any further slight on your part. Get out of my sight."

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    Are you ok?

    I'm fine...

    Is that man angry at me?

    No, don't worry about it. Would you like to come live with me?

    I can't get home, can I?

    I'm afraid not.

    Since then I've lived outside the Mole King's Domain and worked at the bar. When times got tough we managed to meet the Mole King's awful taxes by stealing from and kidnapping the people who passed through. It was all we could do to stay alive.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited September 2007
    Oh yeah! What a lovely memory... Her life kinda sucks. Now go hit him in the face with that spade.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited September 2007
    This happened years ago and that guy hasn't aged a day. Wake him up and ask for his secret to youth.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited September 2007
    This looks like about the right time for a song-and-dance number!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited September 2007
    SPADE. TO. THE. FACE.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited September 2007
    Meh, just climb over him. If he wakes up, have an emotional and intelligant conversation with him, and he'll let you through.
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