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  • GarnetGarnet
    edited October 2007
    Touch the door with the back of your hand. If you touch it with your palm, you might get burned. Once you determine this, examine the doorknob and look through the key hole if there is one.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I thought the fish was lost with the gnome from before.
    It was.
    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    Knock.
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    Hello?

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    Yeah, what?
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    Warn him on the dangers of smoking. Also ask if he saw anybody with a hammer go by.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited October 2007
    I second that. Especially on the dangers of smoking because he's made of wood. He could burn himself to death! (This also gives ideas on how to get past him if it becomes necessary, but don't tell him that)
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    Hammy: The idea of a door smoking a cigar amuses me!
    My: grahh
    My: must you be so whimsical I NEED PLOT PROGRESSS
    Jakey: hahah, are there any non-sentient doors in your universe?
    Hammy: Maybe
    Hammy: I haven't decided yet
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited October 2007
    Wait for him to burn.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited October 2007
    Ask what is behind him or her.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    Show him your boobs!
  • geokogeoko
    edited October 2007
    use your woman's sensitivity ways to convince him to open up. (duh dun TSS!)
  • GarnetGarnet
    edited October 2007
    Ask Smoking Door for directions.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    Garnet wrote: »
    Ask Smoking Door for directions.
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    Where are the holding cells?

    Oh, I'm the door for those, want to go in?

    Yes please.

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    GROOOAAARRHHHHH!!!

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    Huh?

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    It's a trap! That's the Mole King's elite guard!

    I heard that one time he killed a guy for not saying "bless you" after the king sneezed!
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited October 2007
    Just pass by him without making noise. His helmet covers his eyes so he won't be able to see you.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    He seems happy to see you. Offer to play hopscotch with him.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    Show him your boobs!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited October 2007
    Killing a guy for not saying "bless you" after the king sneezed sounds like something a ninja would do. Pretend to be a pirate so that he runs away screaming.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    ☠ I didn't know ninjas were afraid of pirates. I thought the two were fightin' rivals.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited October 2007
    ah, but DI is a noted anti-Ninja, thus leading him to advocate portraying the supremacy of pirates in all mediums.

    I say you engage him in combat and summon Bahamut!
  • brucebruce
    edited October 2007
    Hypnotise him and then get him to assist you.
  • godgod
    edited October 2007
    Offer to give him a poe.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    Throw your spade at the light, then take him out in darkness.
  • geokogeoko
    edited October 2007
    See if you can convince the guard that the mole king ordered you to bring the prisoner to him. If the guard refuses, tell him that according to his standard MO, he's obligated to kill himself.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited October 2007
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    ...Well, too late for warnings now. I second what geoko said.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    geoko wrote: »
    See if you can convince the guard that the mole king ordered you to bring the prisoner to him. If the guard refuses, tell him that according to his standard MO, he's obligated to kill himself.
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    The Mole King ordered me to bring the prisoner to him for questioning!

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    Right.

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    No offense girly, but I'm gonna hafta kill you now.

    B-b-but...!

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    AAAAAAAAHHH!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
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    Oh come on, what the hell?
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited October 2007
    *uproariously cheers at the amazing comeback* (Seriously, very nicely done)

    Perform an amazing duet of fighting prowess and overcome this evil, evil man.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    Don't kill him, you may need to question him about the location of the prisoner.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    Hit him with a hammer!!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited October 2007
    Let the men fight and make a nice hot meal for the victor.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited October 2007
    Steal Spear-guy's helmet while he's busy with Hammer-dude.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited October 2007
    Show him your boobs!
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