We need to do this ADVENTURE.

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  • edited September 2007
    Wait until the hammer wielder wakes up. Try to convince him his life would be much more fulfilling and a lot richer(in food) if he helps you defeat the Mole King and save that recent guy who he smacked on the head.
  • edited September 2007
    Smother him in breasts. Of all the ways to suffocate, that's probably the best.
  • edited September 2007
    Garnet wrote: »
    Wait until the hammer wielder wakes up. Try to convince him his life would be much more fulfilling and a lot richer(in food) if he helps you defeat the Mole King and save that recent guy who he smacked on the head.

    I agree. I think this guy has earned a redemption. Convince him that with the might of three warriors, the Mole King could be overcome and peace could once again fill this dark and dreary place.
  • edited September 2007
    The mole king doesn't look much like a mole...

    Say hi and go right through.
  • edited September 2007
    H'es probably there bacause he figures you'd be going to save the other dude. He's got a big hammer and a past. He'd make a grand character to join the party. Just have a talk like they said, give him a name, and be on your way to save the other guy.
  • edited September 2007
    nooooo, if he's too awsome and powerful he'll have to sacrifice himself to save you and then he won't be around to help you fight the final boss.
  • edited September 2007
    Garnet wrote: »
    Wait until the hammer wielder wakes up. Try to convince him his life would be much more fulfilling and a lot richer(in food) if he helps you defeat the Mole King and save that recent guy who he smacked on the head.
    I agree. I think this guy has earned a redemption. Convince him that with the might of three warriors, the Mole King could be overcome and peace could once again fill this dark and dreary place.
    XoLore wrote: »
    H'es probably there bacause he figures you'd be going to save the other dude. He's got a big hammer and a past. He'd make a grand character to join the party. Just have a talk like they said, give him a name, and be on your way to save the other guy.
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    Hey, wake up.

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    Ahhh! Watch it!

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    I know what you're doing kid. I don't think it's a very good idea.

    But...

    No.

    He's always surly when he's woken up from a nap...
  • edited September 2007
    Give him a pep talk. "Is it a good idea to resort to banditry and do nothing to stop this king?" "Better to go down fighting than just tolerate this tyranny." That sort of thing. And if that doesn't work, pull out your potentially badass potentially beam sword and hope it impresses him enough to join the fight.
  • edited September 2007
    It's still not too late for a spade to the face.
  • edited September 2007
    Offer him a jelly baby!
  • edited September 2007
    I agree with giving him a pep talk. Then offer him that alcoholic beverage for old times' sake.
  • edited September 2007
    Come on, men never REALLY have any say, just use your womanly ways to induce a flashback to the times when he had a good heart, and convince him to help. (Then get him to buy you a car.)
  • edited September 2007
    Give him a pep talk. "Is it a good idea to resort to banditry and do nothing to stop this king?" "Better to go down fighting than just tolerate this tyranny." That sort of thing. And if that doesn't work, pull out your potentially badass potentially beam sword and hope it impresses him enough to join the fight.
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    Is it a good idea to resort to banditry and do nothing to stop this king? Better to go down fighting than just tolerate this tyranny.

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    Uhh...

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    Fine, do whatever the hell you want. Throw your life away, I don't care.

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    Hmm...
  • edited September 2007
    Renew your verbal assault to awaken his inner hero. "What life? We ceased to live when we just accepted this unjust rule. This isn't about throwing anything away. This is about taking our lives back! Help me rescue that poor boy and, together, we can be free!"

    Yay for using idealistic propaganda to further one's own purposes.
  • edited September 2007
    Way to not spade his face.
  • edited September 2007
    You might as well follow him. He's going the way you're heading anyway. It might be better to have a little help on your mission, so keep trying to convince him.
  • edited September 2007
    Stop, drop, and roll!
  • edited September 2007
    Go back to where you knocked the second mole down and search to see if there is anything useful on him.
  • edited September 2007
    Try to figure out how Hatman managed to somehow get up a vertical incline taller than he is while carrying a giant hammer.
  • edited September 2007
    If I carried around a giant hammer all day, I think my arms would be muscular enough to climb whatever I wanted.
  • edited September 2007
    XoLore wrote: »
    You might as well follow him. He's going the way you're heading anyway. It might be better to have a little help on your mission, so keep trying to convince him.
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    That was surprisingly easy to climb up.

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    There's smoke coming out of that strange door there.
  • edited September 2007
    Put the fish in there to get that nice smokey flavor.
  • edited September 2007
    Hit the door with the fish! Doors can't stand fish!
  • edited September 2007
    Didn't you learn last time?

    I think he's trying to burn the man alive to teach you a lesson for your insolence. Go save him!
  • edited September 2007
    Takeru wrote: »
    Put the fish in there to get that nice smokey flavor.
    Seconded.

    If the door's locked, hold the light bulb above your head so you get an idea of what to do.
  • edited September 2007
    Spade in the door!
  • edited September 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    Stop, drop, and roll a doobie!
    Fixed.
  • edited October 2007
    Knock.
  • edited October 2007
    Feel the door with the back of your hand. If it's hot, don't open it. If it isn't hot, open it slowly and peek in. If it is locked, hit it with the fish. Doors can't stand fish.
  • edited October 2007
    I thought the fish was lost with the gnome from before.
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