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  • edited June 2009
    Total protonic reversal is a small price to pay for that kind of power.
  • edited June 2009
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Old Spice is the best. It's what real men use.

    Old Spice is pretty good I'll admit, but I never was a fan of it. Axe is better in my opinion. Speaking of Axe, this past school year whenever we would change into our gym uniforms, or our school uniforms. Some guys would spray this deoderant called Tag and that smelled pretty bad. I choked on it once when someone sprayed it.
  • edited June 2009
    Cool story bro. Would read again.
  • edited June 2009
    pickle962 wrote: »
    Old Spice is pretty good I'll admit, but I never was a fan of it. Axe is better in my opinion.
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Old Spice is the best. It's what real men use.
    Behemoth wrote: »
    It's what real men use.
    Obviously, your opinion is meaningless.
  • edited June 2009
    I kinda don't wanna use Old Spice anymore now :(
  • edited June 2009
    But it's only manly if you use it, Bruce.
  • edited June 2009
    I use it if that encourages you at all. Think of it as the official fragrance of SCIENCE! or something.
  • edited June 2009
    China is trying to kill me.

    I was in a car accident this afternoon on the highway. The average driver here in China is a supernatural fucking moron who likes to hover between lanes sometimes. This guy in front of us decided to hover just as we were trying to pass, and we collided with him at about 130 km/hr (about 80mph).

    But I was wearing my seatbelt, and I walked away with only minor pain and no scratches and bruises. Since I am alive and well, I am counting it as awesome success.

    Learn from me kids. Use your seat belt.

    :tmyk:
  • edited June 2009
    I'd say that calls for celebratory drinking.

    You may also want to investigate the possibility that your are in fact invulnerable to normal damage.
  • edited June 2009
    Clearly the CPC are tired of your illicit jerking of it.
  • edited June 2009
    Ryan, remember. Alcohol saves lives. If you had stayed for another drink, that wouldn't have happened.
  • edited June 2009
    Serephel wrote: »
    China is trying to kill me.

    I was in a car accident this afternoon on the highway. The average driver here in China is a supernatural fucking moron who likes to hover between lanes sometimes. This guy in front of us decided to hover just as we were trying to pass, and we collided with him at about 130 km/hr (about 80mph).

    But I was wearing my seatbelt, and I walked away with only minor pain and no scratches and bruises. Since I am alive and well, I am counting it as awesome success.

    Learn from me kids. Use your seat belt.

    :tmyk:

    I'm glad you're okay. You must be having bad luck in China or something. I think the car accident is a sign you should leave China. I'm not saying you should leave China just because of a car accident. It could have happened to anyone. I wouldn't leave China if I was in your shoes just because I got into a car accident. I hope China doesn't try to kill you in the future. Good luck.
  • edited June 2009
    Well, car accidents do happen everywhere (even if it's less often in some places), and he's in a good spot to be right now. He's got a pretty nice job and he's doing extremely well in it right now. Who knows where he'll be in a few years but for right now it'd be kind of silly to just up and leave if he were suddenly afraid of the country. Car accidents are scary, sure, but you shouldn't necessarily blame it on the location you got hit. An individual person was still driving the car that bumped into Ryan, and you'll find reckless people all over the globe.

    You can't be scared away from everything life throws at you, but you do have to deal with it. I'm really glad Ryan's okay, hopefully it won't happen again. I need Ryan to be alive!! I can't possibly meet him in person if he's dead, and that's just not acceptable.
  • edited June 2009
    Mish42 wrote: »
    Who knows where he'll be in a few years

    At the rate he's going? In a few years he'll roadkill... and somehow still making seven figures.
  • edited June 2009
    pickle962 wrote: »
    I'm glad you're okay. You must be having bad luck in China or something. I think the car accident is a sign you should leave China. I'm not saying you should leave China just because of a car accident. It could have happened to anyone. I wouldn't leave China if I was in your shoes just because I got into a car accident. I hope China doesn't try to kill you in the future. Good luck.

    What the fuck does this even mean?
  • edited June 2009
    I took up singing again properly today, for I have an audition for sweeney todd in about three weeks.

    My larynx is tired but progress is being made!
  • edited June 2009
    I said it was trying to kill me as a supplement to the story I posted in the alcohol saves lives thread. I left a crowded shopping district minutes before a bus barreled through the area and killed a few people. Then this happened.

    I don't know, it's really confusing. I mean, any jackass in the US can walk up into the DMV, take a quick multiple choice test, and get their license at the low cost of $20 bucks. But here in China, everyone is required to take their class first, which is a rigorous morning class beginning at sunrise every day and lasting for a few weeks. Then the test itself takes like three days and takes place in a remote area out of town, to have plenty of room to practice. And even if you fail, you are out 1000 yuan (average monthly salary in Hangzhou is 2000 yuan).

    But yet, China has way more asshat drivers. Maybe it's just statistics, China has just so many people that even with a low percentage of shitty drivers, it still means a lot will get on the road...
  • edited June 2009
    America is the place for you, Ryan.
  • edited June 2009
    Hong Kong is the place for me. I may go back in September for another business trip!
  • edited June 2009
    Night Lord wrote: »
    I took up singing again properly today, for I have an audition for sweeney todd in about three weeks.

    Hey good luck with that, I just recently took my lady friend out to see Sweeny Todd done by some wee laddies and lassies! haha for their age they did pretty well, id say
  • edited June 2009
    Who would you play? Petrelli is cool.
  • edited June 2009
    My boss is encouraging us in marketing to develop a golf game, as it is quite important in the world of business.

    There is a driving range less than a 10 minute walk from the office. Our department just got a membership there, and our boss left some of his golf clubs here at the office for us to use.

    So now on slow afternoons, or during lunch, I am encouraged to take people from my department and teach them how to golf, since nobody here knows how. And it's all on the company's dollar, er, yuan. We have to burn through 300 buckets of golf balls within one year.

    Some people are desperately trying to look for work. I'm getting paid to go work on my golf game.
  • edited June 2009
    A most impressive SUCCESS!!!
  • edited June 2009
    Are there any openings at your company?
  • edited June 2009
    Sorry Hamelin, you need to sell your soul to the business gods first.
  • edited June 2009
    :(
  • edited July 2009
    DAMMIT, RYAN! Stop hogging all the awesome!
  • edited July 2009
    Well, as long as I'm at it... Adam and Tanya, Ou Hou is in town today for a job interview. We're going to go get dinner tonight.

    Edit: For everyone else, I'm meeting up with an old classmate from my days in Japan. He's an awesome guy, so awesome that it made Adam forget what gender Ou Hou was.
  • edited July 2009
    Awesome! Say "hi" for me. And I mean tell her i said "hi", don't translate it.
  • edited July 2009
    I got my learner's permit today