I have an interview with Clean Water Action in Ann Arbor later today for a job as a campaign organizer! This is exactly the sort of thing that I have been looking for. I am so excited! I really, really, REALLY hope it goes well.
The interview went great. I am going back down there tomorrow for an observation day where I will follow around one of the canvassers and get trained. Then how that works out decides if I am hired on for the long term
I am really excited, I feel like this is something I can do well.
He drinks only rainwater and grain alcohol. Anything else runs the risk of sapping and impurifying his precious bodily fluids.
Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of our own troops. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally. Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today, the nation is counting on us. We're not going to let them down. Good luck to you all.
I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
I successfully went to a party last night where I was among mostly 23-ish year old individuals and I only knew the host (who was turning 21), and I got through the entire night WITHOUT passing out, making an ass out of myself, and/or ensuring that I wouldn't get invited to any other party. Yaaaay.
I do believe they could all tell I was around 19-ish, but that's alright. I don't think I was annoying enough to make that fact significant.
Boobs make you more attractive no matter how old you are. Um, for women anyway. I don't do manboobs. Also, past puberty, 'cause I'm not a pervert. Not THAT kind of...
Okay, stopping there before this hole gets any deeper.
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I am really excited, I feel like this is something I can do well.
他说真理啊。公民的水很清洁的，也很便宜！
Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of our own troops. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally. Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today, the nation is counting on us. We're not going to let them down. Good luck to you all.
I do believe they could all tell I was around 19-ish, but that's alright. I don't think I was annoying enough to make that fact significant.
Okay, stopping there before this hole gets any deeper.