Before I left for work I made the hole a little deeper and stuck the bottle back in. This time it slid in effortlessly, and there's still room for a little air to get out.
I really wanted to eat some of the watermelon I dug out, since it was really hot this morning, but it had been sitting in vodka for the last eight hours, and I had to go to work right away and attend a teleconference. Sad
Before I left for work I made the hole a little deeper and stuck the bottle back in. This time it slid in effortlessly, and there's still room for a little air to get out.
I really wanted to eat some of the watermelon I dug out, since it was really hot this morning, but it had been sitting in vodka for the last eight hours, and I had to go to work right away and attend a teleconference. Sad
HEEHEE. Did you know that every time you described the insertion of the bottle into the watermelon, you used grammar that is typically associated with sexual intercourse? It was almost like you were talking about sex, but you weren't. You were talking about a watermelon. That's crazy, man.
QueenQuinlin, although freshman year of high school really DOES matter, it doesn't feel like it will matter until about your junior year. For realz; I blew off my freshman year and still managed to get in the top 10% of my graduating class, but that was due to the fact that my class at my school was made up of some of the laziest sons of bitches known to mankind.
YAY JOBS! Jeff what job are you interviewing for? Jake, whenever I go to Eric's church when I visit him, their jerk organist always makes me think that you would be the most awesomest church organist ever. Seriously; that guy's a dick.
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So uh, what now guys?
Congrats, man!
If things go according to plan I will be posting in the love thread this weekend!
That's what she said....
Also here is an alternative method http://www.polkadotmittens.co.uk/recipes/vegetables/vodka_watermelon.html
I really wanted to eat some of the watermelon I dug out, since it was really hot this morning, but it had been sitting in vodka for the last eight hours, and I had to go to work right away and attend a teleconference. Sad
That's...that's what she said?
That's what Lorena Bobbett said...
QueenQuinlin, although freshman year of high school really DOES matter, it doesn't feel like it will matter until about your junior year. For realz; I blew off my freshman year and still managed to get in the top 10% of my graduating class, but that was due to the fact that my class at my school was made up of some of the laziest sons of bitches known to mankind.
YAY JOBS! Jeff what job are you interviewing for? Jake, whenever I go to Eric's church when I visit him, their jerk organist always makes me think that you would be the most awesomest church organist ever. Seriously; that guy's a dick.