Corrupt a Wish

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  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited July 2008
    You get to the next solar system safely, but then that pisses off the aliens and they kill you.

    I wish forThis.
  • godgod
    edited July 2008
    XoLore wrote: »
    I wish pennies were called coppers.
    A man with a speach impediment who cant say copper finds out it was you, and beats you with a sock full of coppers.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2008
    You get that, in fact, you get so much of that, your mind burns up in a desperate attempt to save itself from any more of that.

    I wish that was more predictable.
  • geokogeoko
    edited July 2008
    As a result of becoming absolutely predictable because of your wish, thus reducing his view counts, Rick Astley kills you and everyone you love.

    Well, Mario is so bad at smash bros. it's not even a challenge so... I wish Mario had even a hint smash skills. Seriously. ANYTHING WOULD HELP.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited July 2008
    Mario receives smash skills. He suddenly feels overconfident about his abilities, joining a tournament. He does ok during the first fights, but then one of the big players dares him to a match, in which they have to bet $5,000. mario refuses, but the big player calls him a chicken, so he doubles the bet. The big player knows just how it's going to go down, so he raises it even more, to which mario doubles it again, and so forth. It ends up with mario losing under 5 mins, and being several thousand dollars in-debt. You then feel so guilty about it that you make yourself responsible for mario's debt, forcing you to work two or three jobs to pay it off for the next five years.

    I wish that the government proposed new Ecuadorian Constitution isn't approved in the upcoming referendum.
  • godgod
    edited July 2008
    The Billl isn't passed. As a result, one of it's supporters who turns out to be like The Hulk transforms and breaks one of your kneecaps in his rage.

    I wish to wipe away all my memories of any of the horrible pictures originating in 4chan and similar places.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited July 2008
    You get your wish! 4chan and all of its memes are erased from history.
    Suddenly the internet becomes much less funny.
    The forum shuts down, and you hang yourself in guilt.



    I wish I had an F-Zero machine!!!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2008
    Without the special tracks designed for F-Zero racing you have nowhere safe to cruise around. Eventually, you crash your ultra-fast racing machine into the side of a mountain.

    I wish I had a copy/paste command, in the real world.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2008
    You get a real copy/paste command, you start copying hundreds of objects, things like game consoles, ect. because you don't want to be counterfeiting money. So you buy a new PS3 to copy, you copy it several thousand times, and sell all of the copies for half price, sadly the PS3 you bought was defective, and so are all the thousands you've sold. When your customers learn you sold them and everyone else defective products they form into an angry mob and try to kill you.

    I wish that board game "Monopoly" was played with real money and I won a game of it.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited July 2008
    Monopoly is forevermore played with real money, and becomes a pasttime of the business elite and super rich.
    You become a monopoly rounder, rising up the ranks with your great skill and luck.
    Until one day you make it to the top. A private game with the most powerful men in the world.
    You win.
    They kill you.

    I hope you're happy.


    I wish I was adored by women the world over.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited July 2008
    You are adored by women the world over - for breakfast.

    I wish that I had an apiary!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2008
    There's a mixup at the bee distributor and you're sent several boxes of angry hornets instead of happy buzzy honeybees. They sting you until you are a giant sore.

    I wish I was adept at using one of those tiny court typewriters.
  • godgod
    edited July 2008
    god wrote: »
    I wish to wipe away all my memories of any of the horrible pictures originating in 4chan and similar places.
    DrastickBlowDown wrote: »
    You get your wish! 4chan and all of its memes are erased from history.
    Totally not what I wished for.

    Hamelin, you learn to use said typewriter. Proud of yourself and wanting to see how good you actually are with them, you attempt to type out an entire dictionary and get carpal tunnel.

    I wish I could beat Contra without the Konami code.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2008
    You beat Contra by using a Game Genie to get infinite lives instead.

    I wish the hulk could learn to control his anger.

    :hulk:
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    The hulk learns to control his anger by taking it out in small doses...on your face.

    I wish my copy of World of warcraft would stop crashing.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2008
    Your copy of WoW stops crashing, you play more often and more intently, you become absorbed in the game and die at your keyboard.

    I wish Barack Obama was President.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2008
    Barack Obama becomes president and then becomes the political douche you hope and pray he isn't.

    I wish I had some Roast Beef. Jakey knows.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2008
    The roast beef is tainted. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    I wish for a house in the Hamptons.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited July 2008
    All you get is a house inside Tiny Toons character, Hampton.

    I wish for nothing in particular.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited July 2008
    YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!


    I wish Jakey loved me back.... *sniff*
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited July 2008
    Jake confirms the wretched truth, no one loves you.

    I wish I were gifted at uromancy.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited July 2008
    You become magically gifted with all the knowledge of uromancy gained over the years.

    Unfortunately, even all the knowledge still doesn't help you divine the future from a bucket of piss. Your knowledge is fundamentally useless, and your girlfriend breaks up with you when she discovers you face-first in your divining bucket.

    I wish for a rich man to decide to give me a fully functional, perfectly operating, and untainted PS3 and expect nothing in return.
  • godgod
    edited July 2008
    You recieve your PS3. But all the good games Sony has been promising? Delayed or actually crap, just like most of what's come out. Not that it matters though, some guy mugs you and steals it, and you lose a tooth in the process.

    I wish for my own Katamari to roll around.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2008
    You get your own Katamari to roll around. You push it towards someone and stick to it.

    I wish for a brand new, working copy of Mario Kart Wii.
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited July 2008
    You get your copy, but then all of Ebonhold comes and beats you up for it, because that’s how they roll.

    I wish I had a meter stick.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited July 2008
    You are granted a meter stick from the heavens. Unfortunatley, the day before you bump your head and forget how math works. So you just end up using it to "sword fight" people.


    I wish the world was covered in semen.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited July 2008
    It gets in your eye.

    I wish I were an incubus.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2008
    You become a Incubus, but before you can get down with the sex, you get slapped with a lawsuit from the band.

    I wish it wasn't so bloody hot where I live right now.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited July 2008
    That's too easy...it goes down to 0 degrees Kalvin, making everything freeze completely.

    I wish for every NES game in existence.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2008
    You get every NES game in existence. Then your house suddenly becomes magnetised and they all get wiped.

    I wish I had some Saint Agur Blue Cheese and a pack of Jacob's Crackers.

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