So are you one a them? Punch'n away your problems instead of solving 'em? That fish 'll keep on jumping, are you gonna keep knock'n it down or you gonna make amends and give it some pork brain? Alternatively cow brain would work.
Dude, stop posting, you make less sense every day.
I think the real issue in this debate is who can stop this forum from turning into an internet cess-pool of 13 year olds who've gone to 4chan once and think that makes them internet Gods?
I'd like to point out another advantage to my administration. Mario has been left to run this place solo for how long now? And what has he done to fortify us against velociraptor attacks?! I'd like to officially announce that my plan provides not only an aggressive and progressive stance on zombies, but also a revamped mode of protection from velociraptor attacks! Mario has left you and your family vulnerable to velociraptors and zombies for too long now, it's time for change!
Obviously, first I'll need your help in doing a complete examination of our vulnerable raptor and raptor-hacker entry points, which my administration would see to it that they are blocked by any means necessary!
Phase 1) examination and submission of potential entry points
Phase 2) complete list and cross reference it using computers!
Phase 3) hire SCIENCE!tists to assess the necessary mode of prevention for each entry point
Phase 4) implement
Phase 5) take an aggressive stance on raptors - they should be baited and trapped. they can no longer be allowed to run free.
Actually, Velociraptor was only the size of a turkey and not all that threatening, really. What we've really got to worry about is Deinonychus, or possibly Utahraptor.
Answer me this: if I have done nothing to defend us against velociraptors, why have we never been attacked by velociraptors? I would contend that my record in this regard has been exemplary!
Did I specifically accuse you? I would submit that I never called you out as the guilty party. It's perfectly conceivable that another known fish-puncher registered for the forum and did the deed, and left shortly afterward. I will accept that as a possibility.
Mr. Panighetti would have you believe that either myself or a like minded individual is responsible for their disappearances. I have faith that all of you bright people will shine through the darkness of his lies and see the truth - it is his negligent velociraptor policies' responsibility!
None of the zombies in Geoff's ad were real!!! This candidate is trying to trick us with these disgusting racial stereotypes against all of Homo Morteous kind!
Dude, stop posting, you make less sense every day.
I think the real issue in this debate is who can stop this forum from turning into an internet cess-pool of 13 year olds who've gone to 4chan once and think that makes them internet Gods?
Hmm, I should make it a priority to visit this "four chan" and become an internet god.
But for serious, I'd best agree. I'm built for creep'n, not posting.
Edit: I went to 4chan, more disturbing than anything.
And for the record I'm not hate'n on you Tak, I agree that I'm better off lurking than posting lamely about dr. who, and the god of secrets/undeath.
Zlam is on his way back from Japan, and he asks candidate Geoko, if you're pro-robot and anti-zombies, then what about zombie robots, or if it makes any difference, robot zombies?
I think those might be mutually exclusive. Otherwise you'd have a cyborg zombie. Or a zombie cyborg. These would be ok if they lack the hunger for flesh and brains normally inherent to zombies. Otherwise they are still basically zombies.
There have been a few reported cases of cyborg-zombiedom and in nearly all instances the primary goal of the cyborg-zombies is to turn regular humans into more cyborg-zombies. Not as bad as regular zombies, but still a threat.
Answer me this: if I have done nothing to defend us against velociraptors, why have we never been attacked by velociraptors? I would contend that my record in this regard has been exemplary!
We haven't been struck by a meteor or pulled (because suction implies a vacuum, sorry) into a black-hole yet, either. Do you intend to take credit for that as well?
A vote for mario is a vote for false-security and complacency. Vote for Geoff. When others say, "why do more?", he says, "why not do all we can."
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I think the real issue in this debate is who can stop this forum from turning into an internet cess-pool of 13 year olds who've gone to 4chan once and think that makes them internet Gods?
Obviously, first I'll need your help in doing a complete examination of our vulnerable raptor and raptor-hacker entry points, which my administration would see to it that they are blocked by any means necessary!
Phase 1) examination and submission of potential entry points
Phase 2) complete list and cross reference it using computers!
Phase 3) hire SCIENCE!tists to assess the necessary mode of prevention for each entry point
Phase 4) implement
Phase 5) take an aggressive stance on raptors - they should be baited and trapped. they can no longer be allowed to run free.
But yeah, it was probably you.
((Edit: can anyone confirm or disconfirm whether or not that was accidentally a haiku?))
Hmm, I should make it a priority to visit this "four chan" and become an internet god.
But for serious, I'd best agree. I'm built for creep'n, not posting.
Edit: I went to 4chan, more disturbing than anything.
And for the record I'm not hate'n on you Tak, I agree that I'm better off lurking than posting lamely about dr. who, and the god of secrets/undeath.
mario: 11
geoko: 11
That means, I CAN BREAK THE TIE! YA!
Lightning round:
What is true divine meaning of this following video
Enlighten me
Also: I have not voted. COURT MY VOTE CANDIDATES, APPEAL TO MY SENTIMENTS.
We haven't been struck by a meteor or pulled (because suction implies a vacuum, sorry) into a black-hole yet, either. Do you intend to take credit for that as well?
A vote for mario is a vote for false-security and complacency. Vote for Geoff. When others say, "why do more?", he says, "why not do all we can."