Someone from work was saying earlier this week that they actually saw a delivery truck on a highway swerve to hit a dog. Not to avoid it. To HIT it. Personally, I believe that swerving to avoid an animal isn't always wise. It can cause bigger problems.
Yeah, but if you're paying attention you have a chance of not hitting anything. Animals run out into the road all the time, but if you're not busy jacking off you can see them and you'll already know where other vehicles are around you so you'll be able to maneuver. People just piss me off.
I tried buying my tickets again today for my trip back to the US in August. After surfing around I found tickets for the low low price of $1000, literally half the price they were a few months ago when we were all discussing the trip. As I was trying to buy them, they jacked the prices up $500 bucks. What a bunch of cocksuckers, I hate expedia and the entire airline ticket industry.
HOT SAUCE! But you can't be a pansy about it. Just drink down some Tabasco or something hotter if you have it. Horse radish works too, but you need to eat a lot of it.
Or just find a real nice spicy chinese food place. I recommend a really spicy Szechuan Beef, American style. That'll clear your sinuses wonderfully.
And also just constantly blow your nose until you absolutely can't anymore, every few hours. I had a cold last week and felt horrible when I was busy and couldn't get to a box of tissues. It was so painful!
Take a really long hot shower. like REALLY long. Usually (If your sinus problems are like mine) the steam helps break it up a little. Not to mention long showers totally rock.
I have a kankersore on my bottom lip next to where my top and bottm teeth meet. So when eating breakfast I bit the fucker, which hurt like hell, but more importantly made it bigger. Which means that I bit the fucker again about two minutes later. Now my mouth tastes like blood. Ew.
?? You get that many canker sores? I get maybe one every 2 years or so. Very rarely. The last one I got was perhaps 5 months ago? It hurt SO MUCH and I kept messing with it like an idiot which made it so much worse. I was SO HAPPY when it finally went away.
Pretty sure I don't have oral herpes.... my sister and I have both been getting them regularly since our early childhood, like 5 or so. Neither my mom nor my dad get them regularly, so I don't know. I guess we're just both really susceptible to canker sores. But on the bright side... at least they're just a minor annoyance to me now since I'm so used to them.
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Man, I dont think I can drive without jacking off.
And also just constantly blow your nose until you absolutely can't anymore, every few hours. I had a cold last week and felt horrible when I was busy and couldn't get to a box of tissues. It was so painful!
Also, Baby Vicks. The regular stuff is too harsh for me.
Especially when you need to use the old lines to get home, meaning no escalators or lifts, just stairs ;_;
The gay bar and getting high afterwards was okay though
I have a kankersore on my bottom lip next to where my top and bottm teeth meet. So when eating breakfast I bit the fucker, which hurt like hell, but more importantly made it bigger. Which means that I bit the fucker again about two minutes later. Now my mouth tastes like blood. Ew.
I just recently had a long run with no canker sores... must have been about a month or so. It was very nice. Now they're back.
I have one now, it sucks.