Funny stuff at school
Has anything funny ever happened to you at school? I remember a few.
1.Back in 5th grade, It was the middle of November and we had morning recess in the classroom. The girlfriend I had at the time was in California and I was pretty bored that morning. My teacher told one of my classmates to go get the new student we had. Believe it or not, that new student was my girlfriend! She was in my class in 4th grade, but left to star in a movie at the start of 5th grade. any way, as soon as she walked into the clasroom, I acted like I fainted and everyone was laughing! The teacher told me to get up after a few seconds. It was totally worth it though.
2. Last year in 6th grade. It was November and the whole 6th grade was going on a field trip. I was bored as usual during the bus ride there and for some reason, don't ask why. I started singing Barbie Girl by Aqua and everyone was laughing. That's all for now. Post away.:)
1.Back in 5th grade, It was the middle of November and we had morning recess in the classroom. The girlfriend I had at the time was in California and I was pretty bored that morning. My teacher told one of my classmates to go get the new student we had. Believe it or not, that new student was my girlfriend! She was in my class in 4th grade, but left to star in a movie at the start of 5th grade. any way, as soon as she walked into the clasroom, I acted like I fainted and everyone was laughing! The teacher told me to get up after a few seconds. It was totally worth it though.
2. Last year in 6th grade. It was November and the whole 6th grade was going on a field trip. I was bored as usual during the bus ride there and for some reason, don't ask why. I started singing Barbie Girl by Aqua and everyone was laughing. That's all for now. Post away.:)
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I like the idea of a pointless amusing stories thread. Here goes:
Once upon a time, shit happened, and it was funny, and we all laughed, and of course I was the one that did the funny thing. I won't actually describe it in enough detail or give it a proper delivery so you can laugh, I'll just mention that I was funny and people like me. So, yeah. One time, Ryan tried to get into a class, and he settled for a different one, and I said something funny and he laughed. I was so damn cool.
I was not there for Barbie Girl, Andrew and I were off playing games while I somehow tried to piece together a paper about it.
But oh! Remember the time when you, me, and Tanya were in class! Sensei said something, and then you said that funny thing, and we laughed. That was awesome.
We had so much fun in class. It smelled like ass.
And don't go pissin off old people, they're old and cranky, they have a bad enough time as it is with all their Alzheimers and arthritis.
Funny time in school... one time in 6th grade, a bird flew into the classroom for about 5 seconds, made a lap, and then flew right back out the window. In the short amount of time, he managed to poop on one person. It was funnier, since if you knew this kid, he was like Eugene on Hey Arnold. You wouldn't be surprised to hear of a bird randomly coming into the room, pooping on only him, and then leaving.
Poor guy. I hope he's had better luck since grade school.
When I returned to school on Monday, the kids were congratulating me. It turns out they didn't much like the teacher whose class I vomited in. They also told me how the janitor came in and put black tar stuff over the puke.
A year later, I was still receiving congratulations.
I also vomited ramen all over the girls bathroom at school in Japan, but Ryan and Adam didn't get to see that. Ramen is the most amazing thing coming back up! And squat toilets are really handy for disposal, especially if you happen to miss. Another girl helped me clean up. It was sweet of her. That was the first and last time I mixed vending machine ice cream with cafeteria ramen. Then I took a nap in the nurse's office after taking some drugs, and went home. It was a lovely nap.
Bikkuri bowels.