Then he only intends on triggering said diabetes. Not because he wants to harm you, but because he wants you to learn. And what better way to learn than too suffer a diabetic coma.
Today the "warm-up" for science class, was, and I quote:
"Does the age of the earth freak you out, make you feel insignificant, or ? Write at least four sentences about your existential angst."
I don't know why it would make you feel insignificant... 6000 years isn't really that long, especially considering that earth was crafted with me personally (and all of you) in mind. It's actually a very comforting thought.
Last year during homecoming week, we had a pep rally and believe it or not, The principal kissed a goat. Everyone started laughing. Recently in gym class, I hid this kid's booksack. The guy used to the same thing to me. Anyway, I ran into the lockeroom and I took the guy's booksack and put it in the toilet. It probably took him a few minutes to realize his booksack was missing. He found it and it had poop smeared on it (cause there was some poop in the toilet when I hid the booksack in there.) No one knows I did it. At least not yet. Everyone started laughing and making fun of him. I couldn't help but laugh either.
Thats not cool, that just makes you at least as bad as him. And a middle school with homecoming? I don't even think my high school has a homecoming week, unless you have a conjoined middle-high school.
I don't know, hiding someones backpack doesn't justify soaking theirs and covering it with someones feces. If he had boks (as I assume he did, it's school) or electronics in there, they could have been ruined, and cost the kid a lot of money. If someone hid your car keys, you wouldn't smash his headlights and shit on his drivers seat, right?
Last year during homecoming week, we had a pep rally and believe it or not, The principal kissed a goat. Everyone started laughing. Recently in gym class, I hid this kid's booksack. The guy used to the same thing to me. Anyway, I ran into the lockeroom and I took the guy's booksack and put it in the toilet. It probably took him a few minutes to realize his booksack was missing. He found it and it had poop smeared on it (cause there was some poop in the toilet when I hid the booksack in there.) No one knows I did it. At least not yet. Everyone started laughing and making fun of him. I couldn't help but laugh either.
He's a tricky one, that Scott. One time, in the locker room, this kid thought it would be funny to spray deodorant at me, he got it in my eyes and I beat shit out of him. There's a moral to that story, pickle. Eventually, someone will kick your ass. And as you get older, the odds of it being fatal increase. Don't be such a little dick.
Of course, when the kid gets his re-revenge (and trust me, eventually he WILL take revenge) it's gonna be far worse than what you did. And it will probably be so great that you will be erased from the annals of schoolyard warfare and be entirely replaced by whatever your now arch nemesis pulls off. But still, nice job.
Like I said in my previous post, no one knows I did that. I'm probably off the hook for now. Today was my last day of school. I remember back in 4th grade, I made a girl cry. I told the girl I liked her and for some reason, everyone started laughing. I'm serious! The girl started crying! There isn't anything funny about making women cry, but I was different back then. On a lighter note, some girls were beating up a guy at my school. Just to let you know, This guy was popular, but a jerk to unpopular kids. He isn't the same guy whos booksack I hid. Anyway, It was funny.
Pickle, I'm your daughter from the future, an antiheroine who hates you. Because you got poop on that backpack, the world has been taken over by sadistic robots. So I put up flyers at your school telling everyone it was you.
But you know that time never changes! His low self-esteem will trigger a chain of events that leads fang to be born! Everytime you think you change the past, time was never wrong and it is always that way!
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"Does the age of the earth freak you out, make you feel insignificant, or ? Write at least four sentences about your existential angst."
This forum is going down hill fast.
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I tend to stick with emotional abuse anyway. Breaking their nose, eh. They'll get mad at you.
Breaking their spirit, no THAT they'll remember.
...Except that I'm generally a nice person and have never done anything THAT mean to anyone.