I remember in class when one Chinese girl kept having trouble remembering Adam's name and called him Saddam once.
There was also the time when Fujiwara sensei, the timid, proper, and quiet teacher, made a really offcolor joke in the middle of dialogue practice about French people loving to take it up the ass.
Also, Fukomoto sensei for some reason thought I was the cutest damn thing to ever grace her class, and there was the one day when she actually surveyed the entire class one by one on everyone's opinions of my cuteness. The 50 year old Nepal man declined to comment.
Theres a kid at my school who constantly talks about his cat that is supposed to have magical powers, Tanner Cat. I would tell you the story, but I think it would be better to let him do the talking.
There was also the time when Fujiwara sensei, the timid, proper, and quiet teacher, made a really offcolor joke in the middle of dialogue practice about French people loving to take it up the ass.
I'll never forget the little hop he did while driving an imaginary needly into his bottom.
Where do you go to school again? I have this overwhelming urge to kick his ass. I just can't explain it. All I know is, he needs to get the crap kicked out of him.
You can't have kittens in China! Everyone knows that... It's like trying to have a hot dog for a pet in a football stadium! Or a vegetable for a pet in a Vegetarianiaham!
Actually, central and northern China does not eat kitties. Southern China eats cats and dogs, though that is beginning to change as groups like PETA are growing (as much as I hate PETA, I won't deny they do do some good in the world).
There are cat poachers that hit up big cities like Shanghai. They set up traps in parks, and they often catch cats with collars that are walking around. Then they ship them to southern China to be killed, eaten, or whatever.
It's actually very terrible. Check out the link here for more info, although be forewarned it has a few graphic pictures of the horrible conditions they submit innocent kitties to.
All right, I'll share a story and whatnot from tenth grade.
So, I was sitting in the theater of the school with my girlfriend at the time doing mouth-and-tongue-related things while my friends nearby were engaging in general silliness. Anyway, a couple of minutes in, I hear "Guys, you really need to stop that. It's making people feel uncomfortable." Thinking that the voice belonged to one of my friends, I responded with "BITE ME." I then hear "...Excuse me?"
...I turn around, and it's the most angry and strict theater teacher in the school. I had just told him to bite me. >__<
How I got away unscathed, I have no idea.
The most angry and strict theater teacher? Huh. I never got that impression from him.
Hahahahaha that reminds me of when me and Eric kissed in the hallway right before the first bell of the day made us late for class, and Ms. Walker (this small, nice and proper old black woman) said "Okay guys, get to class" and then as we were walking away, "Nice kiss, by the way."
I was mildly weirded out by it. There were several occasions when Eric and I received a couple of interesting comments from teachers who saw us together. I think one of the funniest (in my opinion, he'll probably get really mad if he ever reads this) was when one of his vocal teachers caught us kissing in a practice room, and he said nothing about us not actually practicing and asked if he needed to go get Eric a stool.
He said it to be funny, but damn!
And talk about funny things in school... Mr Ellingson is probably the funniest teacher I have ever had in my entire life, just because he is one of the most awkward people you could ever, ever meet. He always had a HUGE buldge in his pants, and he would stand in these certain positions where you couldn't help but notice it all the time. I'm laughing as I write this. And then the way he ate yogurt without any spoons, or always had a banana that he was eating... or his 45 minute breaks to the copy machine, when he was really going to go smoke ((only cigarettes mind you)) and then he would forget he had class. Brilliant music theory teacher, he was great! Just sooo awkward. I miss him a lot!!
EDIT: Oh, and John, I'm pretty sure Don just made a face displaying very clearly that he didn't realize it was a teacher telling him to go away, and if he had he would have never said it. Plus, if you knew him in person, you'd know that he does stuff like that a lot.
Yeah, but he says he didn't know how he got out of that situation! HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION! Did the credits roll? Was it a Deus ex Machina!!!
Yeah, but he says he didn't know how he got out of that situation! HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION! Did the credits roll? Was it a Deus ex Machina!!!
Oh shit. A train just crushed my office. BRB.
You're close. After the laugh track had died down, the teacher and my girlfriend both rolled their eyes, and at the same time exclaimed: "That's my Don Piano!" There was then a freeze-frame, the producer's name was displayed, and we went to commercial.
Ahahaha, clearly you haven't been at the Orange Belt for very long. Good luck with that, but I really wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Just about every other thread here has gone off topic, but it's all good! I like the conversations we have!
Besides, if you have something relevant to the topic of the thread, just post it; if it has to do with what the original thread is about, then it'll be accepted. Don't try to derail other peoples conversations just for the heck of it though; they aren't causing you any harm, so just go with it. We here at the OB are not so uptight that we have to stay on topic for every single thread.
Pickle, I will not be angered by your rage factor; I am above that. Instead, I will give you a cookie. I will have you know, though, that my only intention is to give you diabetes. ...Unless you already have diabetes. Then, that sucks.
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There was also the time when Fujiwara sensei, the timid, proper, and quiet teacher, made a really offcolor joke in the middle of dialogue practice about French people loving to take it up the ass.
Also, Fukomoto sensei for some reason thought I was the cutest damn thing to ever grace her class, and there was the one day when she actually surveyed the entire class one by one on everyone's opinions of my cuteness. The 50 year old Nepal man declined to comment.
I'm almost positive that he's not serious, but sometimes I'm not too sure.
I'll never forget the little hop he did while driving an imaginary needly into his bottom.
*cough*
EDIT: This might not fully capture how fat she is, but eh. She's a fatty
That was awesome Rob. Very nicely done.
Actually, central and northern China does not eat kitties. Southern China eats cats and dogs, though that is beginning to change as groups like PETA are growing (as much as I hate PETA, I won't deny they do do some good in the world).
There are cat poachers that hit up big cities like Shanghai. They set up traps in parks, and they often catch cats with collars that are walking around. Then they ship them to southern China to be killed, eaten, or whatever.
It's actually very terrible. Check out the link here for more info, although be forewarned it has a few graphic pictures of the horrible conditions they submit innocent kitties to.
That sun move he did was freakin sexy.
But seriously, that guy's probably going to be hilarious when he gets older.
EDIT: Reading the youtube comments made me laugh even harder. I would definitely be friends with this guy.
So, I was sitting in the theater of the school with my girlfriend at the time doing mouth-and-tongue-related things while my friends nearby were engaging in general silliness. Anyway, a couple of minutes in, I hear "Guys, you really need to stop that. It's making people feel uncomfortable." Thinking that the voice belonged to one of my friends, I responded with "BITE ME." I then hear "...Excuse me?"
...I turn around, and it's the most angry and strict theater teacher in the school. I had just told him to bite me. >__<
How I got away unscathed, I have no idea.
Hahahahaha that reminds me of when me and Eric kissed in the hallway right before the first bell of the day made us late for class, and Ms. Walker (this small, nice and proper old black woman) said "Okay guys, get to class" and then as we were walking away, "Nice kiss, by the way."
I was mildly weirded out by it. There were several occasions when Eric and I received a couple of interesting comments from teachers who saw us together. I think one of the funniest (in my opinion, he'll probably get really mad if he ever reads this) was when one of his vocal teachers caught us kissing in a practice room, and he said nothing about us not actually practicing and asked if he needed to go get Eric a stool.
He said it to be funny, but damn!
And talk about funny things in school... Mr Ellingson is probably the funniest teacher I have ever had in my entire life, just because he is one of the most awkward people you could ever, ever meet. He always had a HUGE buldge in his pants, and he would stand in these certain positions where you couldn't help but notice it all the time. I'm laughing as I write this. And then the way he ate yogurt without any spoons, or always had a banana that he was eating... or his 45 minute breaks to the copy machine, when he was really going to go smoke ((only cigarettes mind you)) and then he would forget he had class. Brilliant music theory teacher, he was great! Just sooo awkward. I miss him a lot!!
EDIT: Oh, and John, I'm pretty sure Don just made a face displaying very clearly that he didn't realize it was a teacher telling him to go away, and if he had he would have never said it. Plus, if you knew him in person, you'd know that he does stuff like that a lot.
Love youuu.. er... Don....
Oh shit. A train just crushed my office. BRB.
You're close. After the laugh track had died down, the teacher and my girlfriend both rolled their eyes, and at the same time exclaimed: "That's my Don Piano!" There was then a freeze-frame, the producer's name was displayed, and we went to commercial.
Besides, if you have something relevant to the topic of the thread, just post it; if it has to do with what the original thread is about, then it'll be accepted. Don't try to derail other peoples conversations just for the heck of it though; they aren't causing you any harm, so just go with it. We here at the OB are not so uptight that we have to stay on topic for every single thread.
Cept Mario.
But he's a cool guy, so we all love him anyway.
Pickle, I will not be angered by your rage factor; I am above that. Instead, I will give you a cookie. I will have you know, though, that my only intention is to give you diabetes. ...Unless you already have diabetes. Then, that sucks.