Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited February 2007
    Well, I'm back in town. Sorry for my absence, I got pregnant and sick again and haven't been doing much but lying around feeling like shit.

    For those who don't know me, I've drifted in and out of this place a lot over a couple years now. I like pet rodents and dying my hair blue. I also have a pet turtle, now, and one 18 month old daughter who's due to be a big sister a month after her second birthday.

    I like pineapples.
  • edited February 2007
    Well welcome back. =) I am a college student who specializes in playing video games and thinking about deep things to no beneficial end.
  • edited February 2007
    Which differentiates you from most of the rest of us how? ;)
  • edited February 2007
    I totally need to find a version of that avatar staring a guy and being of the proper size for an AIM buddy icon. All I ever do on AIM is mindfuck my friends.
  • edited February 2007
    But then they'll expect it and it won't work! You need to maintain your cover.
  • edited February 2007
    sounds sexy.
  • edited February 2007
    Congrats on all the mitosis going on inside you! It's just too bad he's being such a jerk. How far along are you?
  • edited February 2007
    Meiosis, actually.
  • edited February 2007
    I don't think so, I'm a little too lazy to find a source but I know meiosis creates haploid cells, like sperm and egg cells. Mitosis makes diploid, which I'm pretty sure is what makes up the human body.
  • edited February 2007
    MITOSIS IS ONE OF THE WAYS IMMUNITY WORKS.
  • edited February 2007
    Meiosis made the raw materials, which then got together and made a baby. Whose cells are now undergoing mitosis.

    Oh, and I'm due to have this one Aug. 20.
  • edited February 2007
    Boy or girl?
  • edited February 2007
    We'll try to find out in about six weeks. In the meantime I'm taking bets.
  • edited February 2007
    I got my money on alien baby.

    Or Jesus, maybe it's Jesus.
  • edited February 2007
    I'll take that bet!

    Boy!
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    I'm taking bets.
    *checks pocket* 18 cents, a button, and some lint on girl zombaby.
  • edited February 2007
    They're triplets!
  • edited February 2007
    Actually I did have a twins scare last week, but the ultrasound confirmed it's just one.

    And why a zombaby??
  • edited February 2007
    Because zombies are awesome?
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    Possibly for similar reasons to why Hamelin said alien baby or jesus.
  • edited February 2007
    Can I bet on a giraffe-eagle hybrid?
  • edited February 2007
    Sure, but I haven't been to a fertility clinic or a zoo, soooo...
  • edited February 2007
    5 bucks on a Baby Jesus
  • edited February 2007
    10 bucks on Adult Jesus.
  • edited February 2007
    $20 on Post-Godfather Marlon Brando.
  • edited February 2007
    If that happened I would personally pay you double.
  • edited February 2007
    $10 on the next Chuck Norris.
  • edited February 2007
    Chuck Norris is immortal. There need not be a replacement.
  • edited February 2007
    They said the same thing about God.
  • edited February 2007
    It's my understanding that people of Jewish faith still say that about God. Assuming you mean to reference Jesus as the next God in order to support the coming of the next Chuck Norris, that is.