Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited June 2007
    It's not really coming off as very random, Zalidor. You can't just say you're random and expect us to take your word at it. Quit trying so hard! And welcome!
  • edited June 2007
    Bu...bu...ok fine.
  • edited June 2007
    Zalidor wrote: »
    Not anymore.

    Really, when you prove how random you are we'll talk.
  • edited June 2007
    Proof is witchcraft.
  • edited June 2007
    My proof is a story that I'm working on. The most Random and stupid adventures of Link and Zelda. It involves Paintball, cats, Trees, Evil Principals, and Living Cafeteria Meat.
  • edited June 2007
    WOOT!!! Thats going to be a freaking awesome story.
  • edited June 2007
    I'll give you the link for it when I'm determined to post it. Right now my determination is kaput
  • godgod
    edited June 2007
    Another question is, who's going to read the output of the infinite monkeys to see if anything coherant has been produced?
    An infinite number of people who speak an infinite number of codes and languages, in case something comes up in one of those infinite languages that someone else might miss.
  • edited June 2007
    Man, kids these days have such small avatars.
  • edited June 2007
    That any better?
  • edited June 2007
    I might as well weigh in here. It's only 100 monkeys on 100 typewriters. And I believe the quote pre-dates qwerty. However, the timeline is still infinite.
  • edited June 2007
    Infinity makes anything possible. It's the nature of infinity to encompass all things. It's what it does. It's what it was made to do.
  • edited June 2007
    Infinity makes anything with a nonzero probability become a certainty, but the truly impossible will remain impossible.
  • edited June 2007
    And the odds of monkeys typing a specific series of words on a typewriter are greater than zero. The Infinite Improbability Drive made it happen at much less than infinite improbability!
  • godgod
    edited June 2007
    Over infinite time, the monkeys will breed, and they will evolve. They will eventually invent their own language, and type out these literary works on the typewriters, fully aware of what they're writing.
  • edited June 2007
    They will only evolve into a sapient species with the ability to compose works of literature if there is an environmental impetus for them to do so. Evolution is not a ladder with intelligent, human-like beings at the top and other lifeforms struggling to make their way up; it's simply the means by which species adapt to fill a particular biological niche.

    An infinite number of monkeys chained to an infinite number of typewriters will only develop more complex brains if those brains give enough of an advantage in reproducing to those who have them to counteract the drawbacks of increased dietary requirements, difficulties in childbirth, etc.
  • edited June 2007
    Maybe if the monkeys were killed off whenever they were typing the wrong things, there would be a forced evolution favoring those monkeys that naturally hit the correct random sequences of letters. Those monkeys breed, passing the favorable genetic trait onto their typing descendants, and evolution eventually results in the pinnacle of monkey-typing.

    This only works with the infinite monkey situation, of course.
  • edited June 2007
    But if the sequence of letters is truly random, how can one monkey be more adept at it?
  • edited June 2007
    We're weeding them out, favoring those monkeys that hit the random sequence we prefer. With any luck, some aspect of how they choose the keys the choose is part of their genetic code.

    Either that or we'll breed them for intelligence, until we make a monkey that can learn English and just type it word-for-word.
  • edited June 2007
    Then all we have to do is find a nice beach and bury the Statue of Liberty up to her elbows!
  • edited June 2007
    But then we'd have to find a young Charlton Heston.

    Although, I suppose we could still use Mark Wahlberg.
  • edited June 2007
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    Welcome!
  • edited June 2007
    This just says to me:
    "Email me now to recieve your free complimentory virus!"

    Then I wonder if it would even be a virus of the computer sort.
  • edited June 2007
    I'd be careful X, our newest member has the same initials as Human Papilloma Virus.

    I suggest everybody keep their distance when dealing with our new friend.
  • edited June 2007
    Hugging also works.
  • edited June 2007
    mario wrote: »
    It's not really coming off as very random, Zalidor. You can't just say you're random and expect us to take your word at it. Quit trying so hard! And welcome!
    I know Zalidor in real life. I have proof of his randomness. But I'm not going to show it to you until I record us talking or copy/paste an IM chat.
  • edited June 2007
    That won't be necessary.
  • edited June 2007
    FISH!!!(sorry I felt left out in a conversation about me.)
  • edited June 2007
    Still not buying it. This so-called randomness reeks of effort.
  • edited June 2007
    That's cause most the time I'm posting I'm doing so for lack of anything else to do.