Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited May 2007
    Jakeyowned.
  • edited May 2007
    It just doesn't have the same ring

    :(
  • edited May 2007
    And that, good sir, is why you must immediately change your name to Jakeio.
  • edited May 2007
    I will now welcome Dumply with pie!
    i_like_a_good_pi.gif
  • edited May 2007
    Well, I decided to come back and post a little more. :P

    I'll probably be around once a week or so, but I'll try to make a visit every now and then.
  • edited May 2007
    Psh, you need to be a real member and refresh this page fifty times a day :P
  • edited May 2007
    Re-welcome?
  • edited June 2007
    Yo peoples!

    Um...I'm...existing?
  • edited June 2007
    Congratulations!
  • edited June 2007
    Just for lack of something entirely random to say PENGUINS OWN!!!
  • edited June 2007
    However, puffins merely rent. They couldn't afford the down-payment.
  • edited June 2007
    I'm sure they have plenty of down, just like any bird.
  • edited June 2007
    Speaking of birds, LOOK A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT! http://www.egscomics.com/bgdisplay.php?gifb00320
    *runs away*
  • edited June 2007
    Sup. Mind the large gap.
  • edited June 2007
    What gap?
    That gap.
  • edited June 2007
    Did you know that if you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters they would eventualy rewrite this sentence.
  • edited June 2007
    But just getting 10 immigrants to do it for you would be cheaper!
  • edited June 2007
    Immigrants...or illigal immigrants...are um...not as cool as an infinite amount of monkeys in a room with and infinite number of typewriters.
  • edited June 2007
    That assumes that the monkeys would be hitting random keys, which would most likely not be the case. It would be far more likely that they'd simply pound the keyboards, hitting regions of keys in close proximity repeatedly, which severely limits the number of words that they'd be able to spell, especially considering the fact that the standard QWERTY keyboard design is intended to ensure that few common English words have subsequent letters adjacent to each other, in order to prevent jams.
  • edited June 2007
    But its and infinite number of monkeys some might come up with new ideas.
  • edited June 2007
    Hey, stop destroying the monkey-typewriter thing!
  • edited June 2007
    How would you feed an infinite number of monkeys, anyway?
  • edited June 2007
    With and infinite number of typewriters everyone knows that.
  • edited June 2007
    Drooling Iguana, your points would only make it take longer for the monkeys to type any given work. Since the timeline is as infinite as the monkeys and the typewriters, it'll still happen eventually.

    The monkeys could probably eat each other for sustenance. Or they're swapped out for new ones. They're in infinite supply, after all.
  • edited June 2007
    Another question is, who's going to read the output of the infinite monkeys to see if anything coherant has been produced?
  • edited June 2007
    EVERYONE!!!

    Your logic fails to amuse.
  • edited June 2007
    Yeah, I've just suddnely felt like introducing myself. I'mThe Ocarina of Twilight, but you can call me Twili.
  • edited June 2007
    Yo!!! Fear the wrath of my total randomness (or maybe not.)
  • edited June 2007
    I fear no randomness for I am its Queen!
  • edited June 2007
    Not anymore.