Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2007
    No. Chuck Norris was God's replacement.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited February 2007
    bet.dollars = 26;
    bet.other = "lint";
    if(baby.bHellspawn)
    pocket += bet;
    else
    pocket -= bet;
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2007
    Show-off.

    So that's one for a girl (zombie version), and four for boys (various Messiahs). Plus one for a chimeric animal. Interesting pool.
  • geokogeoko
    edited February 2007
    I'm going to disappointed by anything less than that evil zombie baby from Dead Alive.

    SINGAYA!!
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited February 2007
    How do other people know about that movie?
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited March 2007
    And now it's time to actually post on the introductory thread even though I've already made posts in other threads. I am like that person you don't know that shows up at your party and talks to you for an hour before telling you his name and why he's here.


    Hello, I am No Longer
  • mariomario
    edited March 2007
    ...you're no longer what?
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2007
    He's no longer un-introduced!
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited March 2007
    He's no longer un-awesome.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited March 2007
    I'm no longer un-awesome, un-introduced, and un-not.
  • dumpledorkdumpledork
    edited May 2007
    yes its prounouced as its spelled (dum-ple-door-k). i've been reading these comics for a while and finnaly gained the courage to sign up! horay for me!
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Welcome, dumpledorkay!
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited May 2007
    Hello. Watch out for Night Lord. He'll make your life miserable if you ever screw up.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Aww, don't try to scare him off. Night Lord is as harmless as they come. Unless you're easily frightened by people talking about how great Macs are all the time. Which is understandable.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited May 2007
    Greetings. I...have nothing amusing to say.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    That's never stopped you before! BAM!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2007
    I wonder if Mario's going to continue the pattern and post after me. After all, he's awesome like a laser cake.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited May 2007
    Pattern failed!

    ...unless mario goes all mod-crazy again... After all, he's like some kind of dictator.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited May 2007
    Not if I have anything to do with it.

    EDIT: And I do apparently.

    EDIT AGAIN: Mario isn't awesome like a laser cake.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited May 2007
    Mario wouldn't do that again, he knows Stef will own him if he tries anything. Then again, Mario is awesome like a laser cake.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2007
    I'm waiting for you all to get mariowned. After all, he's awesome like a laser cake.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited May 2007
    I've been mariowned a few times in my day... After all, he's awesome like a laser cake.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    I'd never go all mod-crazy. You guys are silly. But I do appreciate all the laser cake compliments.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2007
    I don't care for Mario or his laser cakes!

    EDIT: I want to repeat myself! I don't care for Mario or his laser cakes!

    EDIT AGAIN: Oh man guys, I'm sorry about that drunk post. Now that I've sobered up, I'll reiterate that I absolutely care for Mario and his laser cakes. I find both to be awesome.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    Aww, thanks Jakey! You're a much better mod than I am, even when blindly intoxicated! Also, this may seem weird to bring up now, but did I ever mention how much I hate bees? They suck and blow simultaneously! I sure have nothing but scorn and contempt for any/all who appreciate members of the family Apoidea!
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2007
    Mario might not go mod-crazy, but he might go admin-crazy...
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited May 2007
    It's funny and believable because Jakey is known for posting while inoxicated. Jakey needs to stop posting under the influence. He's like a crazy drunk posting guy.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2007
    I don't remember being drunk, but I might have accidentally drank that capfull of mouthwash I used today and gotten drunk enough to post such things and black out, then redact what I said and have no memory of either incident! It is totally plausible!
  • mariomario
    edited May 2007
    I'd believe it.

    Also, I'm generally indifferent toward bees. I find them to be cute and snuggly at times, and jerkish and sting-y at other times (mostly when they sting me).
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2007
    Mariowned?

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