Okay, this is total blasphemy, because it is an MSN conversation, and not an AIM one. But I don't know if anyone else out there uses MSN (except for Adam if he'd ever be at his computer). Here's one between illithid and me.
Ryan says (9:39):
I just had a crazy idea.
Andrew says (9:40):
Convert ourselves into energy and raid the net?
Ryan says (9:40):
God damn it Andrew.
Ryan says (9:40):
Why do you have to bring up such a cooler idea?
Ryan says (9:40):
I'm talking about boring ass PPTs here. Way to make it worse.
Andrew says (9:40):
Mwahaha.
Ryan says (9:40):
Anyway
Ryan says (9:41):
I'm working on this big 50+ slide presentation. I'm redoing it to better market towards a Western culture.
Ryan says (9:41):
And it hit me. I should make it X-TREME
Ryan says (9:41):
X-TREME SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT AND IT SERVICES FOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS!!!
Andrew says (9:42):
Okay, I have some ideas for this.
Andrew says (9:42):
First.
Andrew says (9:42):
You have to play Slayer throughout the whole Powerpoint.
Andrew says (9:42):
Second, all letters must be blood red and in the "Chiller" font.
Andrew says (9:42):
Third, hand out 3D glasses at the start, and make a viking ninja cut all their heads off with his blade.
Andrew says (9:43):
Or at least the illusion of it.
Andrew says (9:43):
You know what I mean.
Andrew says (9:43):
Finally...
Andrew says (9:43):
End with the brown noise.
Ryan says (9:45):
Wow. That is so much awesome I think my computer would explode in an eruption of PWNED if I did that.
Andrew says (9:45):
Ooh.
Andrew says (9:45):
PWNED is a noun now.
Ryan says (9:45):
Only when it's all caps
We use AIM because we have to. AOL got a tight grip on our nuts at the start of wide-spread internet access and just hasn't let go yet. I use AIM and MSN through Pidgin, now. My computer is 100% AOL software free....as far as I know.
(1:49:03 PM) Joe: do women get pee shivers?
(1:49:12 PM) Faith: What do you mean?
(1:49:41 PM) Joe: like the uncontrollable urge to shiver while peeing
(1:49:48 PM) Joe: it's actually a pleasant experience
(1:49:56 PM) Faith: I shiver when I pee sometimes.
(1:50:07 PM) Joe: but is it voluntary?
(1:50:14 PM) Faith: No.
(1:50:18 PM) Faith: I just shiver.
(1:50:43 PM) Joe: I think thats a yes
(1:51:36 PM) Faith: What, I start peeing and all of a sudden I shiver uncontrollably?
(1:51:42 PM) Faith: That's voluntary?
(1:52:05 PM) Joe: no I mean for the pee shivers
(1:52:07 PM) Joe: neato
(1:52:19 PM) Faith: ?
(1:52:31 PM) Joe: I was just curious about it
(1:52:44 PM) Joe: I'm curious about a lot of things
(1:52:46 PM) Joe: like
(1:52:58 PM) Joe: should unsalted saltines just be called ines?
(1:53:07 PM) Faith: Unsaltines.
(1:53:16 PM) Faith: Blandines?
(1:53:34 PM) Joe: I liked the first one better
I'm controlled by no IM program, because I use an older, more easily overpowered version of AIM. It keeps asking me to upgrade, and I'm all 'no'. And it sighs and gets back to work.
(8:20:42 PM) Ryan: Now, if you wanted to mail me a bunch of beans, chili powder, and other nonperishable parts of your recipe, that would be very differnet
(8:21:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I suppose
(8:21:08 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but it wouldn't taste the same
(8:21:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: this came out perfect
(8:21:32 PM) Ryan: Hmm. That's true, you have much more chili experience than I do.
(8:21:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I'll just have to fly there and deliver it myself
(8:23:49 PM) Ryan: Yumm
(8:23:55 PM) Ryan: That would be very sexy
(8:24:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: .....
(8:24:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: we're still talking about chili, right?
(8:24:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I know you sometimes confuse food and gay sex
(8:25:33 PM) Ryan: Ohh yeah
(8:25:34 PM) Ryan: Whoops
(8:25:38 PM) Ryan: Chili
(8:25:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ok then
(8:25:45 PM) Ryan: Well, you delivering me chili would also be fun.
(8:25:50 PM) Ryan: Not as fun...
(8:25:50 PM) Mr. Wonderful: yeah
(8:26:02 PM) Mr. Wonderful: well, the sex would certainly make the trip more worthwhile
(8:26:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know what
(8:26:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: let's go with your plan instead
(8:26:25 PM) Ryan: Mmmm
(8:26:31 PM) Ryan: I'm not sure how the girlfriend would react, though
(8:26:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: give her some chili, that'll keep her busy for hours
(8:26:48 PM) Ryan: I showed her pictures of Japan, and she was amazed at how huge you are compared to Asian women
(8:26:53 PM) Ryan: It certainly will
(8:27:07 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(8:27:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I didn't know you had any of THOSE pictures
(8:27:41 PM) Ryan: Of course
mario
no it doesn't!
Justin is always*in the foreground
it's symbolism
Geoff
nope
it's just lazy photoshopping
mario
*shrug* no argument there
except that I didn't consider it important enough to worry about. The avatar is supposed to look cheesy and half-assed
Geoff
uh huh
i almost buy it.
wait wait wait
i got it
it's supposed to look half-assed and cheesy, yes... but...
what if it wasn't?
mario
gasp!
I'm still not editing it
because now it appears to have the bonus effect of bugging you
Geoff
perhaps you didn't read that last messade
ge
mario
I did too read that messadege!
Geoff
i said "BUT, *WHAT IF IT WASN'T?"
you are now obligated
mario
I know. Which magically makes it so it wasn't supposed to look half-assed and cheesy
that includes no obligation to change it
Geoff
yes, but
...
what if it did?
mario
...
GODDAMN IT
Geoff
LOL
mario
could you change it for me?
Geoff
change what?
mario
the avatar
Geoff
which avatar?
mario
could you fix it for me, put JT behind the mic?
Geoff
who's JT?
mario
clearly you've sustained some sort of head injury if you don't know who JT is
Geoff
yes. *but...
what if i hadn't?
mario
but...
that doesn't even make sense!
Geoff
yes, but
what if it did?
mario
that leaves us with no explanation as to why you don't know who JT is!
Geoff
yes, but...
what if i don't?
mario
I'm going to either kill you, or just maim you
Geoff
...
mario
ha!
loophole!
also
Sheik sucks
Geoff
yes... but...
what if she didn't?
mario
sorry, your universal truth powers have no effect on what was clearly a Smash Bros. challenge
also, Sheik's a guy
Geoff
yes, but, what if i accept?
mario
then you're goin' down!
Geoff
no, but, what if you will?
mario
"no, but"?
what the hell does that mean?
thats gibberish!
that wasn't anywhere in the movie The Core!
Geoff
yes, but, what if it was?
mario
can... can "yes, but" change the past?
now, if I had said "I don't remember that anywhere in the movie The Core!", you could "yes, but" that
since it's my memories you'd be altering
Geoff
not to mention, altering the source of "yes, but"'s power is a dangerous paradoxical realm
mario
good point
I think it's safe to say that "yes, but" cannot undo its own creation, at least not directly
you could "yes, but" a time machine into existence and make changes that way though
Geoff
nah, you'd still get a paradox
mario
actually, I think the act of someone aware of "yes, but" traveling into the past would bring "yes, but" with them
Geoff
by altering the source of yes, but... you'd be altering the mode by which you acquired the time machine, thereby negating it's existence.
mario
unless it was part of a predestination paradox
maybe by traveling back in time, you were predestined to inspire the writers of The Core to include "yes, but" in their movie
Geoff
ah, so you're saying yes, but's power is too great and it was by design bound to collapse in on itself eventually.
mario
no, I'm saying its power is so great that its existence permeates space-time
Geoff
hmmm... interesting.
mario
mostly because someone once said it wasn't that powerful
Geoff
wait wait...
so the only thing yes,but can't alter is itself
Double dose of horrible punnage while slacking off from doing coursework!
nothos927
Wanna see something really hot?
drfaustuslives
it depends on what it is
nothos927 http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/39/97/23219739.jpg
nothos927
SFW
drfaustuslives
oh you
nothos927
This coursework is driving me batshit insane atm, I needed something juvenile
Jon ForSCIENCE (1:31:11 AM): What's with the hippie bullshit away message? We all know it just means you're masturbating furiously like a monkey.
Auto response from DrFaustusLives (1:31:12 AM): Try to realize it's all within yourself
No-one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small,
And life flows on within you and without you.
DrFaustusLives (1:31:38 AM): shhh, I'm almost done
Jon ForSCIENCE (1:31:51 AM): Hahahaha.
nothos927
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Oh xxagentcelxx
Soem of em nothos927
So do I! nothos927
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what? nothos927
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:D
DrFaustusLives: I love you, man
LeperKhanKnew: you see that article about the emo mexicans?
DrFaustusLives: indeed
DrFaustusLives: but I didn't want to comment
DrFaustusLives: let your other Facebook friends judge me
LeperKhanKnew: why?
LeperKhanKnew: lol
DrFaustusLives: *lest
LeperKhanKnew: but you could dazzle them with your vast reservoir of quotes from relatively obscure philosophers!
DrFaustusLives: while such things gives ME an erection, I recognize that it doesn't have the same effect on others now
DrFaustusLives: of course, anything will give me an erection these days
DrFaustusLives:
LeperKhanKnew: including fungus?
DrFaustusLives: especially fungi!
LeperKhanKnew: ah, your constancy comforts me!
DrFaustusLives: let them say what they will about me, but no man can deny that I stick to Internet jokes from five years ago
DrFaustusLives: man, think of our history
DrFaustusLives: we've been joking about my sexuality for years
DrFaustusLives: YEARS
DrFaustusLives: you know more about me than some people I've had sex with!
DrFaustusLives: THINK ON THAT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP
LeperKhanKnew: You are simultaneously a pretty good friend, and one creepy, creepy motherfucker
(8:16:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: HOW DARE YOU!?
(8:16:34 PM) Jakey: hmmmmm?
(8:16:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHat? DId you think I wouldn't notice?
(8:17:56 PM) Jakey: Notice what? I didn't do nothin'!
(8:18:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Don't try playing innocent with ME!
(8:18:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I know it was you
(8:18:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I have witnesses
(8:18:22 PM) Jakey: who!!
(8:18:27 PM) Jakey: I doubt they have any credibility!
(8:18:35 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Mr. Snuggles!
(8:18:44 PM) Jakey: bah, I was nowhere near him!
(8:18:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: It doesn't get any more credible that that
(8:18:56 PM) Mr. Wonderful: So you think...So you think...
(8:19:06 PM) Jakey: he couldn't have seen me...do...whatever it is he falsely accused me of
(8:19:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He was on the armour
(8:19:30 PM) Jakey: I was at the bowling alley!
(8:19:39 PM) Mr. Wonderful: EXACTLY!
(8:19:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and that's where you did it
(8:19:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you thought you were alone
(8:20:06 PM) Jakey: what? no! I did nothing!
(8:20:17 PM) Jakey: I just bowled a few rounds with the old gang!
(8:20:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I must admit...I myself found it difficult to beliecve....at first
(8:20:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it seemed the perfect crime
(8:20:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: who would have suspected
(8:20:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you even had the perfect alliby
(8:20:57 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but you fogot about ONE thing
(8:21:06 PM) Jakey: what did I forget?!
(8:21:12 PM) Jakey: I mean, uh, what ever do you mean?
(8:21:13 PM) Mr. Wonderful: GRAFFITE!
(8:21:33 PM) Jakey: no, you got it all wrong!
(8:21:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I think not my firend
(8:21:48 PM) Mr. Wonderful: or should I say "ex-friend"
(8:21:58 PM) Jakey: ok, ok, I was there, but it wasn't me!
(8:22:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Then who was it?
(8:22:11 PM) Mr. Wonderful: there was nobody else around
(8:22:12 PM) Jakey: I shouldn't have lied, baby, but I swear I didn't do it!
(8:22:19 PM) Jakey: it was Ryan!
(8:22:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
(8:22:33 PM) Jakey: it was his plan from the beginning!
(8:22:51 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHAT!
but...why?
(8:22:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: how?
(8:22:53 PM) Jakey: I know, I know, I'm just as confused as you! That's why I couldn't tell you, I could barely believe it myself!
(8:23:00 PM) Mr. Wonderful: what could he possibly have to gain?
(8:23:07 PM) Jakey: I don't know!
(8:23:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: was he jealous?
(8:23:23 PM) Jakey: I...I think he may have been!
(8:23:30 PM) Mr. Wonderful: OF COURSE!
(8:23:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: that happy-go-lucky way about him. His constant ongratualtions of my prize
(8:24:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he must have been plotting the entire time
(8:24:07 PM) Mr. Wonderful: plotting to take it from me
(8:24:21 PM) Jakey: yes, he always wanted...that thing
(8:25:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: But....the evidence...I can't believe you would be so impetuous as to use it right then and there
(8:25:13 PM) Jakey: well, I er
(8:25:22 PM) Jakey: pardon?
(8:25:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WAIT!
(8:25:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: bowling?
(8:25:34 PM) Mr. Wonderful: keeping score
(8:25:42 PM) Mr. Wonderful: How could I have been so foolish
(8:25:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you changed your score-card, didn't you?
(8:26:15 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and you used MY special prize for that!?
(8:26:26 PM) Jakey: uh, well, that is to say
(8:26:27 PM) Jakey: I mean
(8:26:28 PM) Jakey: uh
(8:26:29 PM) Jakey: no!
(8:26:34 PM) Jakey: I didn't!
(8:26:36 PM) Jakey: I didn't go bowling at all!
(8:26:38 PM) Jakey: that was a lie, baby!
(8:26:42 PM) Jakey: Ryan told me to lie!
(8:26:56 PM) Jakey: he threatened to pin...whatever he did on me!
(8:27:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: then how did you take it if you weren't even there?
(8:27:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and what of Mr. Snuggles?
(8:27:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Surely he wouldn't lie
(8:27:38 PM) Jakey: he set it all up, he had an intricate plan! I was just a patsy, I don't know how he did it, except THAT HE DID
(8:27:49 PM) Jakey: he tricked Mr. Snuggles, he must have!
(8:27:56 PM) Jakey: using...uh, mirrors!
(8:27:58 PM) Jakey: and his fog machine!
(8:28:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: OF COURSE!
(8:28:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: While Mr. Snuggles has prefect night vision, fog could do it
(8:28:30 PM) Jakey: yes, just as I suspected!
(8:28:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: then on what did Ryan use it?
(8:28:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He's perfect, he wouldn't need it
(8:29:06 PM) Jakey: uh, maybe
(8:29:12 PM) Jakey: that is, er, um
(8:29:12 PM) Mr. Wonderful: yes?
(8:29:14 PM) Jakey: he's going to sell it!
(8:29:26 PM) Mr. Wonderful: No
(8:29:30 PM) Jakey: the black market has a large demand for...that thing
(8:29:37 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it's worthless to any save Ryan and me
(8:29:48 PM) Jakey: does...does he realize that?
(8:29:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: of course
(8:30:01 PM) Jakey: are...you sure
(8:30:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he only ever wanted it because I possessed it
(8:30:19 PM) Jakey: but now that he has it, he's unsatisfied!
(8:30:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He saw me use it every day in class
(8:30:29 PM) Jakey: and the guilt is eating away at him!
(8:30:31 PM) Jakey: I guess!
(8:30:39 PM) Jakey: he's trying to get rid of it!
(8:30:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: why not simply use it up
(8:30:52 PM) Jakey: I would imagine!
(8:30:57 PM) Jakey: oh, well, uh
(8:31:02 PM) Mr. Wonderful: no
(8:31:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I suppose not
(8:31:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: how would he dispose oif the debris
(8:31:23 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ?
(8:31:27 PM) Jakey: the river!
(8:31:40 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He's an enviromentalist
(8:31:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he's too concerned for the fish
(8:31:55 PM) Jakey: this just shows how this crime has warped his mind!
(8:32:11 PM) Mr. Wonderful: YOU'RE RIGHT!
(8:32:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I must stop him before it's too late
(8:32:41 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Jakey, Will you help me retrieve my eraser?
(8:33:14 PM) Jakey: Oh, your eraser!
(8:33:19 PM) Mr. Wonderful: LOL
(8:33:47 PM) Jakey: I though you were looking for your Nazi gold
(8:34:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHAT!?
(8:34:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: That would've made no sense at all
(8:34:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: what about graphite?
(8:34:50 PM) Jakey: yes, yes, how silly of me
(8:34:54 PM) Mr. Wonderful: indeed
(8:34:58 PM) Jakey: let's just move on and never discuss this again
(8:34:59 PM) Jakey: >_>
(8:35:00 PM) Jakey: <_<
(8:35:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: No such luck, charlie
(8:35:28 PM) Mr. Wonderful: this's gettin' saved for...the future
(8:36:02 PM) Jakey: le gasp!
(8:36:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: indeed
Shorter and posibly more amsing one
(9:56:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?
(9:56:46 PM) Ryan: Hey baby
(9:56:49 PM) Ryan: Sorry to break your heart
(9:56:54 PM) Ryan: But I am about to leave in a minute
(9:56:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: say what?
(9:56:57 PM) Ryan: Gots a meeting yo
(9:57:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: for serious?
(9:57:08 PM) Ryan: At 10. In like two minutes
(9:57:12 PM) Ryan: For seriouses
(9:57:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but iz like bedtimeyo
(9:57:57 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you and your damn career! You never have time for me anymore
(10:01:26 PM) Ryan:
(10:01:26 PM) Ryan: I knows
(10:01:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Dude! You are a corporate monkey!
(10:02:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it's so fucking surreal and awsome and lame!
(10:02:14 PM) Ryan: Hell yeah
(10:02:16 PM) Ryan: They speak funny here
(10:02:18 PM) Ryan: But I am late
(10:02:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(10:02:24 PM) Ryan: Goodbye my sexy friend
(10:02:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lataz
Comments
Ryan says (9:39):
I just had a crazy idea.
Andrew says (9:40):
Convert ourselves into energy and raid the net?
Ryan says (9:40):
God damn it Andrew.
Ryan says (9:40):
Why do you have to bring up such a cooler idea?
Ryan says (9:40):
I'm talking about boring ass PPTs here. Way to make it worse.
Andrew says (9:40):
Mwahaha.
Ryan says (9:40):
Anyway
Ryan says (9:41):
I'm working on this big 50+ slide presentation. I'm redoing it to better market towards a Western culture.
Ryan says (9:41):
And it hit me. I should make it X-TREME
Ryan says (9:41):
X-TREME SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT AND IT SERVICES FOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS!!!
Andrew says (9:42):
Okay, I have some ideas for this.
Andrew says (9:42):
First.
Andrew says (9:42):
You have to play Slayer throughout the whole Powerpoint.
Andrew says (9:42):
Second, all letters must be blood red and in the "Chiller" font.
Andrew says (9:42):
Third, hand out 3D glasses at the start, and make a viking ninja cut all their heads off with his blade.
Andrew says (9:43):
Or at least the illusion of it.
Andrew says (9:43):
You know what I mean.
Andrew says (9:43):
Finally...
Andrew says (9:43):
End with the brown noise.
Ryan says (9:45):
Wow. That is so much awesome I think my computer would explode in an eruption of PWNED if I did that.
Andrew says (9:45):
Ooh.
Andrew says (9:45):
PWNED is a noun now.
Ryan says (9:45):
Only when it's all caps
Bloody nutters the lot of them.
(1:49:12 PM) Faith: What do you mean?
(1:49:41 PM) Joe: like the uncontrollable urge to shiver while peeing
(1:49:48 PM) Joe: it's actually a pleasant experience
(1:49:56 PM) Faith: I shiver when I pee sometimes.
(1:50:07 PM) Joe: but is it voluntary?
(1:50:14 PM) Faith: No.
(1:50:18 PM) Faith: I just shiver.
(1:50:43 PM) Joe: I think thats a yes
(1:51:36 PM) Faith: What, I start peeing and all of a sudden I shiver uncontrollably?
(1:51:42 PM) Faith: That's voluntary?
(1:52:05 PM) Joe: no I mean for the pee shivers
(1:52:07 PM) Joe: neato
(1:52:19 PM) Faith: ?
(1:52:31 PM) Joe: I was just curious about it
(1:52:44 PM) Joe: I'm curious about a lot of things
(1:52:46 PM) Joe: like
(1:52:58 PM) Joe: should unsalted saltines just be called ines?
(1:53:07 PM) Faith: Unsaltines.
(1:53:16 PM) Faith: Blandines?
(1:53:34 PM) Joe: I liked the first one better
I'm... I'm so ashamed.
(8:21:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I suppose
(8:21:08 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but it wouldn't taste the same
(8:21:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: this came out perfect
(8:21:32 PM) Ryan: Hmm. That's true, you have much more chili experience than I do.
(8:21:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I'll just have to fly there and deliver it myself
(8:23:49 PM) Ryan: Yumm
(8:23:55 PM) Ryan: That would be very sexy
(8:24:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: .....
(8:24:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: we're still talking about chili, right?
(8:24:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I know you sometimes confuse food and gay sex
(8:25:33 PM) Ryan: Ohh yeah
(8:25:34 PM) Ryan: Whoops
(8:25:38 PM) Ryan: Chili
(8:25:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ok then
(8:25:45 PM) Ryan: Well, you delivering me chili would also be fun.
(8:25:50 PM) Ryan: Not as fun...
(8:25:50 PM) Mr. Wonderful: yeah
(8:26:02 PM) Mr. Wonderful: well, the sex would certainly make the trip more worthwhile
(8:26:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know what
(8:26:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: let's go with your plan instead
(8:26:25 PM) Ryan: Mmmm
(8:26:31 PM) Ryan: I'm not sure how the girlfriend would react, though
(8:26:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: give her some chili, that'll keep her busy for hours
(8:26:48 PM) Ryan: I showed her pictures of Japan, and she was amazed at how huge you are compared to Asian women
(8:26:53 PM) Ryan: It certainly will
(8:27:07 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(8:27:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I didn't know you had any of THOSE pictures
(8:27:41 PM) Ryan: Of course
you need to fix your OB avatar
mario
how so?
Geoff
JT's face needs to go BEHIND the mic
mario
no it doesn't!
Justin is always*in the foreground
it's symbolism
Geoff
nope
it's just lazy photoshopping
mario
*shrug* no argument there
except that I didn't consider it important enough to worry about. The avatar is supposed to look cheesy and half-assed
Geoff
uh huh
i almost buy it.
wait wait wait
i got it
it's supposed to look half-assed and cheesy, yes... but...
what if it wasn't?
mario
gasp!
I'm still not editing it
because now it appears to have the bonus effect of bugging you
Geoff
perhaps you didn't read that last messade
ge
mario
I did too read that messadege!
Geoff
i said "BUT, *WHAT IF IT WASN'T?"
you are now obligated
mario
I know. Which magically makes it so it wasn't supposed to look half-assed and cheesy
that includes no obligation to change it
Geoff
yes, but
...
what if it did?
mario
...
GODDAMN IT
Geoff
LOL
mario
could you change it for me?
Geoff
change what?
mario
the avatar
Geoff
which avatar?
mario
could you fix it for me, put JT behind the mic?
Geoff
who's JT?
mario
clearly you've sustained some sort of head injury if you don't know who JT is
Geoff
yes. *but...
what if i hadn't?
mario
but...
that doesn't even make sense!
Geoff
yes, but
what if it did?
mario
that leaves us with no explanation as to why you don't know who JT is!
Geoff
yes, but...
what if i don't?
mario
I'm going to either kill you, or just maim you
Geoff
...
mario
ha!
loophole!
also
Sheik sucks
Geoff
yes... but...
what if she didn't?
mario
sorry, your universal truth powers have no effect on what was clearly a Smash Bros. challenge
also, Sheik's a guy
Geoff
yes, but, what if i accept?
mario
then you're goin' down!
Geoff
no, but, what if you will?
mario
"no, but"?
what the hell does that mean?
thats gibberish!
that wasn't anywhere in the movie The Core!
Geoff
yes, but, what if it was?
mario
can... can "yes, but" change the past?
now, if I had said "I don't remember that anywhere in the movie The Core!", you could "yes, but" that
since it's my memories you'd be altering
Geoff
not to mention, altering the source of "yes, but"'s power is a dangerous paradoxical realm
mario
good point
I think it's safe to say that "yes, but" cannot undo its own creation, at least not directly
you could "yes, but" a time machine into existence and make changes that way though
Geoff
nah, you'd still get a paradox
mario
actually, I think the act of someone aware of "yes, but" traveling into the past would bring "yes, but" with them
Geoff
by altering the source of yes, but... you'd be altering the mode by which you acquired the time machine, thereby negating it's existence.
mario
unless it was part of a predestination paradox
maybe by traveling back in time, you were predestined to inspire the writers of The Core to include "yes, but" in their movie
Geoff
ah, so you're saying yes, but's power is too great and it was by design bound to collapse in on itself eventually.
mario
no, I'm saying its power is so great that its existence permeates space-time
Geoff
hmmm... interesting.
mario
mostly because someone once said it wasn't that powerful
Geoff
wait wait...
so the only thing yes,but can't alter is itself
mario
yes, but...
SYSTEM ERROR
Mario*disconnected
Auto response from DrFaustusLives (1:31:12 AM): Try to realize it's all within yourself
No-one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small,
And life flows on within you and without you.
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nothos927
Do you know the rules?
xxagentcelxx
Of?
nothos927
the rules
xxagentcelxx
Oh
xxagentcelxx
Soem of em
nothos927
So do I!
nothos927
You thinking of full commitment?
xxagentcelxx
Yes, but not to you
nothos927
Would you get this from any other guy?
xxagentcelxx
what?
nothos927
Would you get this from any other guy?
xxagentcelxx
No...
nothos927
I just gotta tell you how I'm feeling.
nothos927
Gotta make you understand
xxagentcelxx
I'm at my dad's office, can this wait?
nothos927
Never gonna give you up!
nothos927
Never gonna let you down!
xxagentcelxx
Text rick roll'd?
nothos927
:D
LeperKhanKnew: you see that article about the emo mexicans?
DrFaustusLives: indeed
DrFaustusLives: but I didn't want to comment
DrFaustusLives: let your other Facebook friends judge me
LeperKhanKnew: why?
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DrFaustusLives: *lest
LeperKhanKnew: but you could dazzle them with your vast reservoir of quotes from relatively obscure philosophers!
DrFaustusLives: while such things gives ME an erection, I recognize that it doesn't have the same effect on others now
DrFaustusLives: of course, anything will give me an erection these days
DrFaustusLives:
LeperKhanKnew: including fungus?
DrFaustusLives: especially fungi!
LeperKhanKnew: ah, your constancy comforts me!
DrFaustusLives: let them say what they will about me, but no man can deny that I stick to Internet jokes from five years ago
DrFaustusLives: man, think of our history
DrFaustusLives: we've been joking about my sexuality for years
DrFaustusLives: YEARS
DrFaustusLives: you know more about me than some people I've had sex with!
DrFaustusLives: THINK ON THAT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP
LeperKhanKnew: You are simultaneously a pretty good friend, and one creepy, creepy motherfucker
(8:16:34 PM) Jakey: hmmmmm?
(8:16:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHat? DId you think I wouldn't notice?
(8:17:56 PM) Jakey: Notice what? I didn't do nothin'!
(8:18:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Don't try playing innocent with ME!
(8:18:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I know it was you
(8:18:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I have witnesses
(8:18:22 PM) Jakey: who!!
(8:18:27 PM) Jakey: I doubt they have any credibility!
(8:18:35 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Mr. Snuggles!
(8:18:44 PM) Jakey: bah, I was nowhere near him!
(8:18:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: It doesn't get any more credible that that
(8:18:56 PM) Mr. Wonderful: So you think...So you think...
(8:19:06 PM) Jakey: he couldn't have seen me...do...whatever it is he falsely accused me of
(8:19:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He was on the armour
(8:19:30 PM) Jakey: I was at the bowling alley!
(8:19:39 PM) Mr. Wonderful: EXACTLY!
(8:19:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and that's where you did it
(8:19:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you thought you were alone
(8:20:06 PM) Jakey: what? no! I did nothing!
(8:20:17 PM) Jakey: I just bowled a few rounds with the old gang!
(8:20:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I must admit...I myself found it difficult to beliecve....at first
(8:20:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it seemed the perfect crime
(8:20:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: who would have suspected
(8:20:47 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you even had the perfect alliby
(8:20:57 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but you fogot about ONE thing
(8:21:06 PM) Jakey: what did I forget?!
(8:21:12 PM) Jakey: I mean, uh, what ever do you mean?
(8:21:13 PM) Mr. Wonderful: GRAFFITE!
(8:21:33 PM) Jakey: no, you got it all wrong!
(8:21:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I think not my firend
(8:21:48 PM) Mr. Wonderful: or should I say "ex-friend"
(8:21:58 PM) Jakey: ok, ok, I was there, but it wasn't me!
(8:22:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Then who was it?
(8:22:11 PM) Mr. Wonderful: there was nobody else around
(8:22:12 PM) Jakey: I shouldn't have lied, baby, but I swear I didn't do it!
(8:22:19 PM) Jakey: it was Ryan!
(8:22:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
(8:22:33 PM) Jakey: it was his plan from the beginning!
(8:22:51 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHAT!
but...why?
(8:22:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: how?
(8:22:53 PM) Jakey: I know, I know, I'm just as confused as you! That's why I couldn't tell you, I could barely believe it myself!
(8:23:00 PM) Mr. Wonderful: what could he possibly have to gain?
(8:23:07 PM) Jakey: I don't know!
(8:23:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: was he jealous?
(8:23:23 PM) Jakey: I...I think he may have been!
(8:23:30 PM) Mr. Wonderful: OF COURSE!
(8:23:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: that happy-go-lucky way about him. His constant ongratualtions of my prize
(8:24:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he must have been plotting the entire time
(8:24:07 PM) Mr. Wonderful: plotting to take it from me
(8:24:21 PM) Jakey: yes, he always wanted...that thing
(8:25:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: But....the evidence...I can't believe you would be so impetuous as to use it right then and there
(8:25:13 PM) Jakey: well, I er
(8:25:22 PM) Jakey: pardon?
(8:25:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WAIT!
(8:25:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: bowling?
(8:25:34 PM) Mr. Wonderful: keeping score
(8:25:42 PM) Mr. Wonderful: How could I have been so foolish
(8:25:53 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you changed your score-card, didn't you?
(8:26:15 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and you used MY special prize for that!?
(8:26:26 PM) Jakey: uh, well, that is to say
(8:26:27 PM) Jakey: I mean
(8:26:28 PM) Jakey: uh
(8:26:29 PM) Jakey: no!
(8:26:34 PM) Jakey: I didn't!
(8:26:36 PM) Jakey: I didn't go bowling at all!
(8:26:38 PM) Jakey: that was a lie, baby!
(8:26:42 PM) Jakey: Ryan told me to lie!
(8:26:56 PM) Jakey: he threatened to pin...whatever he did on me!
(8:27:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: then how did you take it if you weren't even there?
(8:27:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and what of Mr. Snuggles?
(8:27:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Surely he wouldn't lie
(8:27:38 PM) Jakey: he set it all up, he had an intricate plan! I was just a patsy, I don't know how he did it, except THAT HE DID
(8:27:49 PM) Jakey: he tricked Mr. Snuggles, he must have!
(8:27:56 PM) Jakey: using...uh, mirrors!
(8:27:58 PM) Jakey: and his fog machine!
(8:28:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: OF COURSE!
(8:28:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: While Mr. Snuggles has prefect night vision, fog could do it
(8:28:30 PM) Jakey: yes, just as I suspected!
(8:28:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: then on what did Ryan use it?
(8:28:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He's perfect, he wouldn't need it
(8:29:06 PM) Jakey: uh, maybe
(8:29:12 PM) Jakey: that is, er, um
(8:29:12 PM) Mr. Wonderful: yes?
(8:29:14 PM) Jakey: he's going to sell it!
(8:29:26 PM) Mr. Wonderful: No
(8:29:30 PM) Jakey: the black market has a large demand for...that thing
(8:29:37 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it's worthless to any save Ryan and me
(8:29:48 PM) Jakey: does...does he realize that?
(8:29:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: of course
(8:30:01 PM) Jakey: are...you sure
(8:30:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he only ever wanted it because I possessed it
(8:30:19 PM) Jakey: but now that he has it, he's unsatisfied!
(8:30:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He saw me use it every day in class
(8:30:29 PM) Jakey: and the guilt is eating away at him!
(8:30:31 PM) Jakey: I guess!
(8:30:39 PM) Jakey: he's trying to get rid of it!
(8:30:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: why not simply use it up
(8:30:52 PM) Jakey: I would imagine!
(8:30:57 PM) Jakey: oh, well, uh
(8:31:02 PM) Mr. Wonderful: no
(8:31:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I suppose not
(8:31:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: how would he dispose oif the debris
(8:31:23 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ?
(8:31:27 PM) Jakey: the river!
(8:31:40 PM) Mr. Wonderful: He's an enviromentalist
(8:31:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he's too concerned for the fish
(8:31:55 PM) Jakey: this just shows how this crime has warped his mind!
(8:32:11 PM) Mr. Wonderful: YOU'RE RIGHT!
(8:32:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I must stop him before it's too late
(8:32:41 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Jakey, Will you help me retrieve my eraser?
(8:33:14 PM) Jakey: Oh, your eraser!
(8:33:19 PM) Mr. Wonderful: LOL
(8:33:47 PM) Jakey: I though you were looking for your Nazi gold
(8:34:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: WHAT!?
(8:34:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: That would've made no sense at all
(8:34:44 PM) Mr. Wonderful: what about graphite?
(8:34:50 PM) Jakey: yes, yes, how silly of me
(8:34:54 PM) Mr. Wonderful: indeed
(8:34:58 PM) Jakey: let's just move on and never discuss this again
(8:34:59 PM) Jakey: >_>
(8:35:00 PM) Jakey: <_<
(8:35:10 PM) Mr. Wonderful: No such luck, charlie
(8:35:28 PM) Mr. Wonderful: this's gettin' saved for...the future
(8:36:02 PM) Jakey: le gasp!
(8:36:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: indeed
(9:56:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?
(9:56:46 PM) Ryan: Hey baby
(9:56:49 PM) Ryan: Sorry to break your heart
(9:56:54 PM) Ryan: But I am about to leave in a minute
(9:56:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: say what?
(9:56:57 PM) Ryan: Gots a meeting yo
(9:57:03 PM) Mr. Wonderful: for serious?
(9:57:08 PM) Ryan: At 10. In like two minutes
(9:57:12 PM) Ryan: For seriouses
(9:57:22 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but iz like bedtimeyo
(9:57:57 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you and your damn career! You never have time for me anymore
(10:01:26 PM) Ryan:
(10:01:26 PM) Ryan: I knows
(10:01:55 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Dude! You are a corporate monkey!
(10:02:06 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it's so fucking surreal and awsome and lame!
(10:02:14 PM) Ryan: Hell yeah
(10:02:16 PM) Ryan: They speak funny here
(10:02:18 PM) Ryan: But I am late
(10:02:21 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(10:02:24 PM) Ryan: Goodbye my sexy friend
(10:02:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: lataz