It's like he's born for this thread or something...or not or, well, i don't know. It's also kinda a two-in-one. If ya know what i mean.;)
Yashin Nashi (10:14:58 PM): how's it going?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:08 PM): tediously!
Yashin Nashi (10:15:16 PM): but say it with a cool mexican accent
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:25 PM): I will do no such thing
Yashin Nashi (10:15:31 PM): well then
Yashin Nashi (10:15:40 PM): I guess all of my plans are for naught
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:58 PM): you got that right
Yashin Nashi (10:16:34 PM): Ya know, I thought if anyone would understand, it would be you
Yashin Nashi (10:16:40 PM): I guess I was wrong
Dr Faustus Lives (10:17:14 PM): I UNDERSTAND ALL
Yashin Nashi (10:17:34 PM): all of nothing, apparently
Dr Faustus Lives (10:18:12 PM): I guess I'll leave a tip, because I JUST GOT SERVED
Yashin Nashi (10:18:28 PM): Oh yes you did
Yashin Nashi (10:18:37 PM): Whom is your father?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:19:13 PM): verily, I declare it to be you, good sir
Yashin Nashi (10:19:34 PM): indeed you would be correct if you did so declare it to be such
Dr Faustus Lives (10:20:07 PM): excelsior!
Yashin Nashi (10:20:25 PM): Wow
Yashin Nashi (10:20:40 PM): I never realized the full corelation before now
Yashin Nashi (10:21:05 PM): that would totally be a burn, old style and have the exact same spirit as any modern burn
Yashin Nashi (10:21:33 PM): the excelsior did it. That is definitely "werd"
Dr Faustus Lives (10:21:41 PM): what are you talking about?
Yashin Nashi (10:21:57 PM): the funny talk of trying to be non-ebonic
Yashin Nashi (10:22:20 PM): I think I had a few too many
Yashin Nashi (10:22:29 PM): But I will not fiddle about
so be at ease
Dr Faustus Lives (10:22:36 PM): righto.
Yashin Nashi (10:24:52 PM): are you still in school?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:03 PM): for two more weeks
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:13 PM): then I graduate, then start another 6-7 years of school
Yashin Nashi (10:25:28 PM): ah, so you ARE doing teh graduate thing
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:48 PM): yep. and moving out to California
Yashin Nashi (10:25:52 PM): also, CONGRATULATIONS! on graduating
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:58 PM): thank yoU!
Yashin Nashi (10:26:02 PM): to where?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:26:19 PM): University of California, Riverside
Yashin Nashi (10:26:50 PM): Is that in the south or the north?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:27:03 PM): south. it's a suburb of LA
Yashin Nashi (10:27:12 PM): ah
Yashin Nashi (10:27:20 PM): too hot
Yashin Nashi (10:27:25 PM): don't go
Yashin Nashi (10:27:32 PM): you'll burn up and die
Yashin Nashi (10:27:47 PM): then everybody'd be kinda sad at elast, amybe even really sad
Dr Faustus Lives (10:27:57 PM): actually temperatures average between 70-80 degrees
Yashin Nashi (10:28:03 PM): OMFG!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:05 PM): without all the horrific Midwestern humidity at that
Yashin Nashi (10:28:06 PM): that's deadly
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:10 PM): FARENHEIT
Yashin Nashi (10:28:17 PM): yes
Yashin Nashi (10:28:22 PM): like I said, deadly
Yashin Nashi (10:28:30 PM): it hit 70's here today
Yashin Nashi (10:28:35 PM): and I almost died
Yashin Nashi (10:28:38 PM): literally
Yashin Nashi (10:28:51 PM): a direct result of the heat, too
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:56 PM): riiiight.
Yashin Nashi (10:29:59 PM): I was carrying sheetrock up some stairs and I got really dizzy from sweeting so much and not being propperly hydrated. I lost my balance and almost went staright on my head
Yashin Nashi (10:30:10 PM): from a good distance up
Dr Faustus Lives (10:30:21 PM): so it wasn't just the heat, then
Yashin Nashi (10:30:29 PM): mind you, this was about the 160th sheet
Yashin Nashi (10:30:42 PM): it was, as I said, a direct result of the heat
Yashin Nashi (10:30:52 PM): It wouldn't have hapened last week
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:13 PM): well, uh
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:13 PM): I'm moving anyway
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:14 PM): so there
Yashin Nashi (10:31:52 PM): fine!
Yashin Nashi (10:31:57 PM): throw your life away
Yashin Nashi (10:32:08 PM): don't worry about me and the baby!
Yashin Nashi (10:32:16 PM): we never needed you anyway!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:32:39 PM): I don't think the baby is MY baby in the first place, you whore
Yashin Nashi (10:32:53 PM): WHAT!?
Yashin Nashi (10:33:00 PM): You know your the only man for me
Dr Faustus Lives (10:33:09 PM): how I wish I could believe that!
Yashin Nashi (10:33:09 PM): how many nights have I cryed for you!?
Yashin Nashi (10:33:28 PM): I shouldn't be so surprised
Yashin Nashi (10:33:34 PM): It's always been her
Yashin Nashi (10:33:47 PM): she'll always be the one for you
Dr Faustus Lives (10:33:53 PM): you know NOTHING about how I feel
Yashin Nashi (10:34:31 PM): I know that running off to California is more important to you than seeing your only son grow to be a man
Dr Faustus Lives (10:34:47 PM): yeah, well, my father ran out on me, he'll be fine.
Yashin Nashi (10:35:00 PM): But that was back in the 50's
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:12 PM): the kid has no future anyway, he doesn't show any interest in anything and has no real skills
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:37 PM): I asked him what his job prospects were and he said he wanted to be a dinosaur!
Yashin Nashi (10:35:39 PM): he can play the harmonica like satan herself!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:42 PM): what kind of career is that!
Yashin Nashi (10:35:46 PM): butr you wouldn't know, would you!
Yashin Nashi (10:36:00 PM): a grand one!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:36:05 PM): I told you NEVER to mention music in my presence!
Yashin Nashi (10:36:52 PM): Just because you lost your arm in a tragic harp accident doesn't mean the same will happen to young Irwin!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:37:33 PM): damn you! filling his head with silly hearted day dreams! he'll only become bitter and angry like me
Yashin Nashi (10:37:50 PM): "like I"
Dr Faustus Lives (10:38:25 PM): I ain't gonna be corrected by youse!
Yashin Nashi (10:38:43 PM): You have no one else to do it for you's
Dr Faustus Lives (10:39:11 PM): bee arr bee
Yashin Nashi (10:39:35 PM): AS soon as I figure out what that means, you're in big trouble!
I was bored today, so I struck up a conversation with illithid.
Serephel: Hi!!!! a/s/l?? illithid235: OMG a msg! Whr do u live? Serephel: so cali. u? illithid235: OMG!! 18/F/so cali!!! No way!! Serephel: kewl! wanna meet??/ illithid235: Well.....that wud be kewl but first what do you like to do? Serephel: u no... stuff. watchin tv, listenin 2 justin. u? illithid235: justin? Who dat? Serephel: justin timberlake!!1 i dun care im a guy, justin is awesome illithid235: ...you liek justin 2?? I have like 20 of his cds! Serephel: zomg! wat else do u like? illithid235: well.... i'm kinda embarased, but...i like pokemon. Serephel: u do? OMG a girl who plays games??? Serephel: ure not a gurl. ure a d00d, aren't u? illithid235: no, I'm a gurl, don't make fun of me just cuz I like pokemans... Serephel: let me show u them! illithid235: did u get diamond or pearl yet? Serephel: diamond yo. u? illithid235: aww I got diamond too... too bad we could have done a link trade!!! That would be roxxor! Serephel: we cud still trade, u know. Serephel: if u wanna meet. illithid235: ..i dunno, what u look like? Serephel: 6 foot 2, dark tan, blond hair. 18 yrs old. u? illithid235: r u a valley dude? Serephel: ya illithid235: kewl illithid235: so what's your fav pokemans? Serephel: zomg i hav sooooo many!!!211 i lik dragonite, heracross, and bidoof. illithid235: oh you should see bidoof when it volves, it looks so totally badass~ Serephel: o rly? i havnt let it evolve yet. it looks kewl alredy. illithid235: wanna cyber? All this talk of pokemans is getting me all frisky. illithid235: let me show you my mating call... illithid235: *bidooooooooF* Serephel: kay! u be bidoof. illithid235: what u gonna be? illithid235: make it gud illithid235: come on I'm gettin all hot Serephel: im thinkin yo! keep ure panties on Serephel: ill be kakuna Serephel: cuz its all hard and hawt illithid235: ohh I get it harden yurself illithid235: that is hawt illithid235: just so you know i weigh about 250 pds illithid235: but you like big women/bidoofs, right Serephel: ew! ure a fat chic? illithid235: bbw illithid235: thers a diffrunce Serephel: huh. kay, das cool. u got a big rak bidoof? illithid235: oh yeah baby even bigger than my tumors illithid235: dey be floppy' illithid235: *bidooooooof*
rightclickscott (4:35:54 PM): Dammit, Joe needs to call! He's in town, for some reason, and we need to go do shit and eat food!
rightclickscott (4:36:01 PM): I'm fucking starving...
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:12 PM): I know not this "Joe"
rightclickscott (4:36:22 PM): You should.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:25 PM): but he's totally avoiding you. totally.
rightclickscott (4:36:30 PM):
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:31 PM): he says you used to be cool
rightclickscott (4:36:37 PM): Joe wouldn't do that!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:42 PM): but now the whole gang thinks you're a narc
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:44 PM): I tried to defend you
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:53 PM): but you've pissed off too many people I fear
rightclickscott (4:36:54 PM): Everyone else narced on me!
rightclickscott (4:37:01 PM): I was the only non-narc.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:02 PM): dude I know
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:08 PM): I was trying to say that!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:12 PM): but I got shouted down
rightclickscott (4:37:34 PM): Wait, you've never met Martyna, Xaq, Laura, and Joe...
rightclickscott (4:37:45 PM): YOU'RE A SPY!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:52 PM): wait, uh, what
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:53 PM): who is this?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:54 PM): who are you?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:58 PM): this isn't where I parked my car!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:38:00 PM): I'll be going now
rightclickscott (4:38:19 PM): Are you sure you don't mean MY CAR!? -Flashes Keys-
Dr Faustus Lives (4:38:37 PM): pfft, like I would be caught driving a fucking Hybrid, you hippie
rightclickscott (4:38:55 PM): I'm helping to protect the environment... >.>
Dr Faustus Lives (4:39:17 PM): the environment killed my father
rightclickscott (4:39:39 PM): He shouldn't have been hunting stingrays, then!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:39:54 PM): it was an honest living!
rightclickscott (4:40:19 PM): What, sticking his fingers up the many orifices of every animal he could?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:40:45 PM): penetrating animals is what got me through college
rightclickscott (4:41:16 PM): It's a career you wish to carry on, is that right?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:41:45 PM): my grandfather didn't swim all the way to this country from Spain with his fist up a whale's ass to have me do the same!
rightclickscott (4:42:03 PM): I thought that was the exact reason!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:22 PM): you racist bastard
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:43 PM): not all Spaniards violate sea life with their hands!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:57 PM): of course, if you bothered to actually get to know a Spaniard, you'd know that
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:00 PM): prejudiced fuck
rightclickscott (4:43:02 PM): That's bullshit! I've seen it hundreds of times!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:16 PM): that doesn't mean we ALL do it
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:18 PM):
rightclickscott (4:43:31 PM): Ok ok...
rightclickscott (4:43:51 PM): Let's just agree that the majority of people from spain stick their fists inside of animals, agreed?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:44:07 PM): I...er...yes. I can't deny that.
rightclickscott (4:44:24 PM): Yeah, but uh...
rightclickscott (4:44:31 PM): Just between you and me...
rightclickscott (4:44:36 PM): Is it comfy in there?
rightclickscott (4:44:52 PM): Like, there enough room to move your hand around?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:06 PM): depends on the animal
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:10 PM): but more often than not, yes :-(
rightclickscott (4:45:18 PM): Animals are whores.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:54 PM): word.
rightclickscott (4:46:41 PM): So, catch any good pokemon lately?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:47:21 PM): a lvl 2 Weedle
Dr Faustus Lives (4:47:36 PM): my Bulbasaur is still too weak to wear most of them down
rightclickscott (4:47:56 PM): You should've got a Charmander.
rightclickscott (4:48:01 PM): But, um, uh...
rightclickscott (4:48:12 PM): Did ya stick your fingers in their asses yet?
rightclickscott (4:48:19 PM): Because I'm totally willing to do it for you.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:48:31 PM): ...
Dr Faustus Lives (4:48:41 PM): I'll bring my Pokeballs over on Friday
rightclickscott (4:49:04 PM): Nice. You can have fun with my Squirtle while you're here.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:49:20 PM): sweet
rightclickscott (4:49:47 PM): He's awfully wet. ;-)
Dr Faustus Lives (4:50:55 PM): yes, well. I must go now and play the piano for a funeral visitation.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:51:38 PM): I'll try not to think of fisting Geodude while performing "How Great Thou Art"
rightclickscott (4:52:11 PM): Alright, I know the temptation is hard, but be strong.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:52:26 PM): word up.
Mario: "Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as now. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go." English to Japanese! "The wool there was a white small lamb in Mary as a snow. Thing and the lame where Mary goes going, were secure anywhere." Paul: the lame?!? Mario: Again! "Then the wool was the lamb whose Mary is small white as a snow. Thing and Mary going the lame which goes was safe anywhere." Mario: the wool was the lamb! Mario: and the lamb apparently owns a Mary Paul: which is small white Mario: again! "Then as for the wool Mary it was the lamb which is small white as a snow. Thing and Mary who go and go were lame safe anywhere." Paul: no, it was the lamb which is small Paul: white Mario: thing and Mary who go and go!! Mario: whoa. "Then Mary's because of the wool those where it is small white as a snow were the lamb. Going, Mary and going were the safe where the legs are inconvenient anywhere." Mario: somehow "sure" became "safe" became "inconvenient"! Paul Mario: and lamb became lame became legs Mario: haha, the funky grammar is making it take longer to translate now Paul: hahaha Mario: "It meaning that the snow is the lamb, the place where it is the white where that is small and because of the wool Mary those. Going, Mary and the fact that it goes the foot was the thing safe inconvenient somewhere." Mario: the foot was the thing safe inconvenient somewhere Paul: that's the best engrish i've heard in awhile Mario: it gets better Paul: the foot was the thing safe Mario: "As for being something to which that is small, has become those so Mary's because of the wool the place where it is white that meaning of the thing where the snow is the lamb, the place. That the feet goes, saying and going, Mary and fact" Mario: that first sentence is epic Paul: I'm gonna do mistakes were made Paul: "Mistakes were made" Mario: sweet Mario: Japanese gets the best results Paul: The mistake it was released. Paul: Mistake that was released. Mario: heh Paul: Misunderstand it was released. Paul: It was released, misunderstand that. Mario: oh, I will Paul: That is released, misunderstands that. Paul: aw Paul: it got caught in a loop Mario: aww Mario: my turn! "It is slightly cloudy with a chance of rain." Paul: nice Mario: "That has become cloudy chance of the rain barely." Mario: "It possesses the chance where that became and becomes cloudy the rain at last." Paul: the rain at last Paul: hahah Mario: "That that became, it owns, it is the rain last and the chance which reaches the point where it becomes cloudy." Mario: "That owns that having become, is the chance which reaches to the point which becomes rainy last and the way which becomes cloudy." Paul: who Paul: a Paul: that's some syntax Mario: and it's getting longer Mario: "As for that, the rain it becomes last to become, and the manner which reaches the point where it becomes cloudy being chance in the point which reaches it owns." Mario: I love when they start sentences with superfluous "as for"s Paul: wow Paul: the rain is last to become Mario: it becomes last to become! Paul: oh yeah Paul: becomes last to become Mario: "In regard to that, the range which becomes cloudy lastly because it becomes the rain that becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means to be chance of the point which is owned." Mario: amazing, it still kept cloudy, rain and chance Mario: it's starting to read like legalese Mario: "In regard to that, being to become the rain which becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means the fact that it is chance of the point where that is owned in order to become cloudy, the range which becomes last." Paul: yikes Mario: "As for that the rain which becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means the fact that it is chance of the point which is owned because it reaches the point where that becomes cloudy, are times when it becomes the range where it" Mario: that worked well. Your turn! Paul: hmmmm Paul: Let's be best friends! Mario: add in "Nice shoes" Paul: heheh Paul: Splendid shoes. There probably is a close friend! Mario: haha, sounds so proper! Mario: like, the shoes have a close friend. Probably Paul: get ready for this one Paul: .... Paul: Element clear forcing shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend! Mario: what?!? Paul: get ready again Paul: ...... Paul: . Paul: Elbowroom of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend! Mario: hahaha Mario: I love how the second sentence is fully intact now Paul: The margin of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend! Paul: Margin of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend! Paul: that's the one Mario: dude, element clear forcing shoes Mario: "element clear forcing" is synonymous with "nice" Paul: those are the coolest shoes ever Mario: I want some Mario: as well as their close friend
rightclickscott: Get out of my house!
Dr Faustus Lives: pfft, I wouldn't stay if you begged!
rightclickscott: Please, I didn't mean what I said.
rightclickscott: I can't be alone.
rightclickscott: Mother would beat me again.
Dr Faustus Lives: do you mean that stuffed thing in the rocker in the attic?
Dr Faustus Lives: Scott, whenever "Mother" "beats" you, you're just hitting yourself with switches you cut yourself from the backyard. I've watched you.
rightclickscott: -Stabs-
rightclickscott: Mother, what have you done!?
Dr Faustus Lives: hargle blarghle
Dr Faustus Lives: Scott, that's just you in your Mother's wig! snap out of it!
Dr Faustus Lives: it's your old friend, Jake!
rightclickscott: You idiot!
rightclickscott: I'm also wearing a BATHROBE!
rightclickscott: -Stabs again-
Dr Faustus Lives: glupllargh
Dr Faustus Lives: you'll never get away with this
rightclickscott: What? Because there were some meddling kids on the loose? I stabbed them too!
Dr Faustus Lives: Daphne! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
rightclickscott: -Takes his mother's corpse to the fruit cellar.-
rightclickscott: No, I don't wanna go down there again!
rightclickscott: lol shut up bitch
Dr Faustus Lives: the horror!
rightclickscott: So, Jake, you gonna go take a shower or what?
Dr Faustus Lives: I feel a little woozy
rightclickscott: Just go do it!
Dr Faustus Lives: ...no
rightclickscott: -Stabs again-
Dr Faustus Lives: gahrgk!
Dr Faustus Lives: well, I suppose it would do well to wash off all this blood
rightclickscott: That's for not letting me stab you in the shower!
Dr Faustus Lives: I...I can't see!
Dr Faustus Lives: loss...of...blood...pressure...
Dr Faustus Lives: must...speak...very...slowly
rightclickscott: No, don't die, Jake!
rightclickscott: I need you!
Dr Faustus Lives: you stabbed me three times
rightclickscott: Mother stabbed you three times.
rightclickscott: Well, actually...
rightclickscott: She stabbed you twice. I stabbed you that one time.
Dr Faustus Lives: so you can see my reluctance to continue living, as I will most likely be locked in some room and subjected to some sort of taxidermy
rightclickscott: What, no!
rightclickscott: Why would I do that?
rightclickscott: I'd just throw you in the marsh.
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, oh I see, hahaha\
Dr Faustus Lives: boy is my face red!
rightclickscott: Yeah, quite literally!
rightclickscott: Hahaha
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, you card
rightclickscott: So, um, uh, you need medical attention or something?
rightclickscott: Or just some bandages?
Dr Faustus Lives: well, I'm pretty sure my gallbladder's ruptured
rightclickscott: Just apply pressure to it.
rightclickscott: You'll be fine.
Dr Faustus Lives: it...it slid out of my abdomen
rightclickscott: APPLY PRESSURE TO IT!
Dr Faustus Lives: eep!
rightclickscott: Ok, now that the sun is going down, I'm going to go roam in the night.
Dr Faustus Lives: ok. I'll just, uh, chill here
rightclickscott: Yup. Those wounds will heal up quite fine.
psychosdotorg: TAG YOUR PREGNANT!
ibenpantsed: FUCK!
ibenpantsed: I shall name him fernando and send him to boarding school in romanias
ibenpantsed: no!
ibenpantsed: canadias
psychosdotorg: fernando with a k nigga
ibenpantsed: no
ibenpantsed: he shall not live his father/mother's legacy
PM psychosdotorg: wtf
ibenpantsed: that is a lesson to him
ibenpantsed: the lesson is
ibenpantsed: life is terrible
psychosdotorg: hahaha
EDIT! Angentcel is silly
7:59:57 PM xxagentcelxx: Your mom called. The sandwichs are ready.
8:00:07 PM ibenpantsed: fuck the sandwiches
8:00:16 PM ibenpantsed: I will have mutton pie
8:00:18 PM ibenpantsed: forsure
8:00:30 PM xxagentcelxx: Oh yeah, I have mutton chops!
8:00:34 PM ibenpantsed: hahah
8:00:35 PM xxagentcelxx: As in the sideburns!
8:00:39 PM ibenpantsed: I love mutton shops
8:00:52 PM ibenpantsed: I am pretty much jealous
8:01:02 PM xxagentcelxx: Yeah. I know.
8:01:05 PM ibenpantsed: but they really cant beat my golden locks
8:01:15 PM xxagentcelxx: Shi**, you're right!!
8:01:38 PM ibenpantsed: own'd
8:02:03 PM xxagentcelxx: I hear mario's gonna go for the Shirly Temple look.
8:02:10 PM ibenpantsed: sweet
8:02:17 PM ibenpantsed: i liek animal crackersin my soup
8:02:35 PM xxagentcelxx: I like soup in my animal crackers!
8:03:09 PM ibenpantsed: gonna watch princess mononoke
8:03:20 PM xxagentcelxx: ....right.
8:03:32 PM ibenpantsed: on the INTARWEBZ
8:03:41 PM xxagentcelxx: Sounds hawt.
8:03:58 PM ibenpantsed: OH
8:04:02 PM ibenpantsed: IT IS!
8:04:12 PM xxagentcelxx: On a scale of 1-10?
8:04:18 PM ibenpantsed: 86
8:04:22 PM ibenpantsed: dur
8:04:32 PM xxagentcelxx: WOAH CRAP IT'S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
8:04:40 PM ibenpantsed: of pain!
8:04:44 PM ibenpantsed: or pleasure...
8:04:46 PM ibenpantsed: or both
8:04:53 PM ibenpantsed: or niether
8:05:03 PM xxagentcelxx: Or...um....pnats!
8:05:09 PM ibenpantsed: pnats in deed
8:05:14 PM xxagentcelxx: Like pants, but spelled wrong!
8:05:29 PM ibenpantsed: obvioulsy
8:05:32 PM ibenpantsed: no!
8:05:35 PM ibenpantsed: im ena not!
8:05:43 PM ibenpantsed: fucks!
8:05:46 PM ibenpantsed: I cannot type
8:05:50 PM xxagentcelxx: U spel bady.
8:05:50 PM ibenpantsed: like pnats
8:06:05 PM xxagentcelxx: haha ur grmmar sox
8:06:22 PM ibenpantsed: my grammar sox are very comfortable
8:06:29 PM ibenpantsed: DO NIT DISS GRAMMARSOCKS
8:06:44 PM xxagentcelxx: Did your grandma knit them?
8:06:49 PM xxagentcelxx: Or is she DEAD?
8:07:10 PM ibenpantsed: she knitted them after she died
8:07:18 PM xxagentcelxx: Zombie?
8:07:26 PM ibenpantsed: nothing says love like undead knitting
8:07:38 PM xxagentcelxx: Yeah, man. It happens.
8:08:13 PM xxagentcelxx: THIS SNEAK ATTACK CONVO WILL END ABRUPTLY IN...
8:08:13 PM xxagentcelxx: 5
8:08:15 PM xxagentcelxx: 4
8:08:15 PM xxagentcelxx: 3
8:08:16 PM xxagentcelxx: 2
8:08:17 PM xxagentcelxx: 1
8:08:27 PM ibenpantsed: NNNNNOOOOOOO!
8:08:31 PM ibenpantsed: DONT LEAVE ME!
8:08:42 PM ibenpantsed: WE HAD SOMETHING SPECAIL!
8:08:48 PM ibenpantsed: *SPEACIAL!
8:08:54 PM ibenpantsed: im so lonely...
mario : I wanna see the new Black Sheep
geoko: i wanna see a new Pitch Black
mario : haha
geoko: more riddick!
mario : Riddickulous!
geoko: *slap* no riddick puns!
superMY2K: oh hey
superMY2K: guess what's today
Hamelin Rackham: Blue moon
superMY2K: yes!
superMY2K:
superMY2K: lets do something we'd never normally do hahaha
Hamelin Rackham: haha
Hamelin Rackham: like?
superMY2K: I dont know
superMY2K: :P
superMY2K: brb I'm gonna go moon someone
superMY2K: gettin' on my slacks
Hamelin Rackham: XD
superMY2K: :P
later...
Hamelin Rackham: did you do it?
superMY2K: yes
superMY2K: I did
superMY2K: it was grand
Hamelin Rackham: XD
Hamelin Rackham: Who'd you do it to?
superMY2K: who cares?
superMY2K: I couldn't see
superMY2K: :P
Dr Faustus Lives: good evening sir
LeperKhanKnew: good evening
Dr Faustus Lives: how's things
LeperKhanKnew: well, I'm talking to an old acquaintance, and am being polite
Dr Faustus Lives: heh, I know how that goes.
Dr Faustus Lives: ...you're not talking about me, are you?
LeperKhanKnew: lmao
LeperKhanKnew: no
Dr Faustus Lives: hah, ok
LeperKhanKnew: not you, stupid
Dr Faustus Lives: just checking
Geoff: but yes
Geoff: this evening
Geoff: brew
Geoff: happening
Geoff: after your dinner
Geoff: my place?
Geoff: ...
Geoff: hrmm
Geoff: he seems non-responsive, jim. bring me the paddles.
Geoff:
Geoff: DAMN IT JIM! THE PADDLES!
Geoff:
Geoff: that's better.
Geoff: now stand back!
Geoff:
Geoff: This may hurt a little.
Geoff: CLEAR!
Geoff:
Comments
Yashin Nashi (10:14:58 PM): how's it going?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:08 PM): tediously!
Yashin Nashi (10:15:16 PM): but say it with a cool mexican accent
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:25 PM): I will do no such thing
Yashin Nashi (10:15:31 PM): well then
Yashin Nashi (10:15:40 PM): I guess all of my plans are for naught
Dr Faustus Lives (10:15:58 PM): you got that right
Yashin Nashi (10:16:34 PM): Ya know, I thought if anyone would understand, it would be you
Yashin Nashi (10:16:40 PM): I guess I was wrong
Dr Faustus Lives (10:17:14 PM): I UNDERSTAND ALL
Yashin Nashi (10:17:34 PM): all of nothing, apparently
Dr Faustus Lives (10:18:12 PM): I guess I'll leave a tip, because I JUST GOT SERVED
Yashin Nashi (10:18:28 PM): Oh yes you did
Yashin Nashi (10:18:37 PM): Whom is your father?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:19:13 PM): verily, I declare it to be you, good sir
Yashin Nashi (10:19:34 PM): indeed you would be correct if you did so declare it to be such
Dr Faustus Lives (10:20:07 PM): excelsior!
Yashin Nashi (10:20:25 PM): Wow
Yashin Nashi (10:20:40 PM): I never realized the full corelation before now
Yashin Nashi (10:21:05 PM): that would totally be a burn, old style and have the exact same spirit as any modern burn
Yashin Nashi (10:21:33 PM): the excelsior did it. That is definitely "werd"
Dr Faustus Lives (10:21:41 PM): what are you talking about?
Yashin Nashi (10:21:57 PM): the funny talk of trying to be non-ebonic
Yashin Nashi (10:22:20 PM): I think I had a few too many
Yashin Nashi (10:22:29 PM): But I will not fiddle about
so be at ease
Dr Faustus Lives (10:22:36 PM): righto.
Yashin Nashi (10:24:52 PM): are you still in school?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:03 PM): for two more weeks
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:13 PM): then I graduate, then start another 6-7 years of school
Yashin Nashi (10:25:28 PM): ah, so you ARE doing teh graduate thing
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:48 PM): yep. and moving out to California
Yashin Nashi (10:25:52 PM): also, CONGRATULATIONS! on graduating
Dr Faustus Lives (10:25:58 PM): thank yoU!
Yashin Nashi (10:26:02 PM): to where?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:26:19 PM): University of California, Riverside
Yashin Nashi (10:26:50 PM): Is that in the south or the north?
Dr Faustus Lives (10:27:03 PM): south. it's a suburb of LA
Yashin Nashi (10:27:12 PM): ah
Yashin Nashi (10:27:20 PM): too hot
Yashin Nashi (10:27:25 PM): don't go
Yashin Nashi (10:27:32 PM): you'll burn up and die
Yashin Nashi (10:27:47 PM): then everybody'd be kinda sad at elast, amybe even really sad
Dr Faustus Lives (10:27:57 PM): actually temperatures average between 70-80 degrees
Yashin Nashi (10:28:03 PM): OMFG!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:05 PM): without all the horrific Midwestern humidity at that
Yashin Nashi (10:28:06 PM): that's deadly
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:10 PM): FARENHEIT
Yashin Nashi (10:28:17 PM): yes
Yashin Nashi (10:28:22 PM): like I said, deadly
Yashin Nashi (10:28:30 PM): it hit 70's here today
Yashin Nashi (10:28:35 PM): and I almost died
Yashin Nashi (10:28:38 PM): literally
Yashin Nashi (10:28:51 PM): a direct result of the heat, too
Dr Faustus Lives (10:28:56 PM): riiiight.
Yashin Nashi (10:29:59 PM): I was carrying sheetrock up some stairs and I got really dizzy from sweeting so much and not being propperly hydrated. I lost my balance and almost went staright on my head
Yashin Nashi (10:30:10 PM): from a good distance up
Dr Faustus Lives (10:30:21 PM): so it wasn't just the heat, then
Yashin Nashi (10:30:29 PM): mind you, this was about the 160th sheet
Yashin Nashi (10:30:42 PM): it was, as I said, a direct result of the heat
Yashin Nashi (10:30:52 PM): It wouldn't have hapened last week
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:13 PM): well, uh
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:13 PM): I'm moving anyway
Dr Faustus Lives (10:31:14 PM): so there
Yashin Nashi (10:31:52 PM): fine!
Yashin Nashi (10:31:57 PM): throw your life away
Yashin Nashi (10:32:08 PM): don't worry about me and the baby!
Yashin Nashi (10:32:16 PM): we never needed you anyway!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:32:39 PM): I don't think the baby is MY baby in the first place, you whore
Yashin Nashi (10:32:53 PM): WHAT!?
Yashin Nashi (10:33:00 PM): You know your the only man for me
Dr Faustus Lives (10:33:09 PM): how I wish I could believe that!
Yashin Nashi (10:33:09 PM): how many nights have I cryed for you!?
Yashin Nashi (10:33:28 PM): I shouldn't be so surprised
Yashin Nashi (10:33:34 PM): It's always been her
Yashin Nashi (10:33:47 PM): she'll always be the one for you
Dr Faustus Lives (10:33:53 PM): you know NOTHING about how I feel
Yashin Nashi (10:34:31 PM): I know that running off to California is more important to you than seeing your only son grow to be a man
Dr Faustus Lives (10:34:47 PM): yeah, well, my father ran out on me, he'll be fine.
Yashin Nashi (10:35:00 PM): But that was back in the 50's
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:12 PM): the kid has no future anyway, he doesn't show any interest in anything and has no real skills
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:37 PM): I asked him what his job prospects were and he said he wanted to be a dinosaur!
Yashin Nashi (10:35:39 PM): he can play the harmonica like satan herself!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:35:42 PM): what kind of career is that!
Yashin Nashi (10:35:46 PM): butr you wouldn't know, would you!
Yashin Nashi (10:36:00 PM): a grand one!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:36:05 PM): I told you NEVER to mention music in my presence!
Yashin Nashi (10:36:52 PM): Just because you lost your arm in a tragic harp accident doesn't mean the same will happen to young Irwin!
Dr Faustus Lives (10:37:33 PM): damn you! filling his head with silly hearted day dreams! he'll only become bitter and angry like me
Yashin Nashi (10:37:50 PM): "like I"
Dr Faustus Lives (10:38:25 PM): I ain't gonna be corrected by youse!
Yashin Nashi (10:38:43 PM): You have no one else to do it for you's
Dr Faustus Lives (10:39:11 PM): bee arr bee
Yashin Nashi (10:39:35 PM): AS soon as I figure out what that means, you're in big trouble!
And he loves me!
The King of the Ducks was pretty great.
Serephel: Hi!!!! a/s/l??
illithid235: OMG a msg! Whr do u live?
Serephel: so cali. u?
illithid235: OMG!! 18/F/so cali!!! No way!!
Serephel: kewl! wanna meet??/
illithid235: Well.....that wud be kewl but first what do you like to do?
Serephel: u no... stuff. watchin tv, listenin 2 justin. u?
illithid235: justin? Who dat?
Serephel: justin timberlake!!1 i dun care im a guy, justin is awesome
illithid235: ...you liek justin 2?? I have like 20 of his cds!
Serephel: zomg! wat else do u like?
illithid235: well.... i'm kinda embarased, but...i like pokemon.
Serephel: u do? OMG a girl who plays games???
Serephel: ure not a gurl. ure a d00d, aren't u?
illithid235: no, I'm a gurl, don't make fun of me just cuz I like pokemans...
Serephel: let me show u them!
illithid235: did u get diamond or pearl yet?
Serephel: diamond yo. u?
illithid235: aww I got diamond too... too bad we could have done a link trade!!! That would be roxxor!
Serephel: we cud still trade, u know.
Serephel: if u wanna meet.
illithid235: ..i dunno, what u look like?
Serephel: 6 foot 2, dark tan, blond hair. 18 yrs old. u?
illithid235: r u a valley dude?
Serephel: ya
illithid235: kewl
illithid235: so what's your fav pokemans?
Serephel: zomg i hav sooooo many!!!211 i lik dragonite, heracross, and bidoof.
illithid235: oh you should see bidoof when it volves, it looks so totally badass~
Serephel: o rly? i havnt let it evolve yet. it looks kewl alredy.
illithid235: wanna cyber? All this talk of pokemans is getting me all frisky.
illithid235: let me show you my mating call...
illithid235: *bidooooooooF*
Serephel: kay! u be bidoof.
illithid235: what u gonna be?
illithid235: make it gud
illithid235: come on I'm gettin all hot
Serephel: im thinkin yo! keep ure panties on
Serephel: ill be kakuna
Serephel: cuz its all hard and hawt
illithid235: ohh I get it harden yurself
illithid235: that is hawt
illithid235: just so you know i weigh about 250 pds
illithid235: but you like big women/bidoofs, right
Serephel: ew! ure a fat chic?
illithid235: bbw
illithid235: thers a diffrunce
Serephel: huh. kay, das cool. u got a big rak bidoof?
illithid235: oh yeah baby even bigger than my tumors
illithid235: dey be floppy'
illithid235: *bidooooooof*
rightclickscott (4:35:54 PM): Dammit, Joe needs to call! He's in town, for some reason, and we need to go do shit and eat food!
rightclickscott (4:36:01 PM): I'm fucking starving...
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:12 PM): I know not this "Joe"
rightclickscott (4:36:22 PM): You should.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:25 PM): but he's totally avoiding you. totally.
rightclickscott (4:36:30 PM):
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:31 PM): he says you used to be cool
rightclickscott (4:36:37 PM): Joe wouldn't do that!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:42 PM): but now the whole gang thinks you're a narc
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:44 PM): I tried to defend you
Dr Faustus Lives (4:36:53 PM): but you've pissed off too many people I fear
rightclickscott (4:36:54 PM): Everyone else narced on me!
rightclickscott (4:37:01 PM): I was the only non-narc.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:02 PM): dude I know
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:08 PM): I was trying to say that!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:12 PM): but I got shouted down
rightclickscott (4:37:34 PM): Wait, you've never met Martyna, Xaq, Laura, and Joe...
rightclickscott (4:37:45 PM): YOU'RE A SPY!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:52 PM): wait, uh, what
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:53 PM): who is this?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:54 PM): who are you?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:37:58 PM): this isn't where I parked my car!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:38:00 PM): I'll be going now
rightclickscott (4:38:19 PM): Are you sure you don't mean MY CAR!? -Flashes Keys-
Dr Faustus Lives (4:38:37 PM): pfft, like I would be caught driving a fucking Hybrid, you hippie
rightclickscott (4:38:55 PM): I'm helping to protect the environment... >.>
Dr Faustus Lives (4:39:17 PM): the environment killed my father
rightclickscott (4:39:39 PM): He shouldn't have been hunting stingrays, then!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:39:54 PM): it was an honest living!
rightclickscott (4:40:19 PM): What, sticking his fingers up the many orifices of every animal he could?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:40:45 PM): penetrating animals is what got me through college
rightclickscott (4:41:16 PM): It's a career you wish to carry on, is that right?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:41:45 PM): my grandfather didn't swim all the way to this country from Spain with his fist up a whale's ass to have me do the same!
rightclickscott (4:42:03 PM): I thought that was the exact reason!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:22 PM): you racist bastard
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:43 PM): not all Spaniards violate sea life with their hands!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:42:57 PM): of course, if you bothered to actually get to know a Spaniard, you'd know that
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:00 PM): prejudiced fuck
rightclickscott (4:43:02 PM): That's bullshit! I've seen it hundreds of times!
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:16 PM): that doesn't mean we ALL do it
Dr Faustus Lives (4:43:18 PM):
rightclickscott (4:43:31 PM): Ok ok...
rightclickscott (4:43:51 PM): Let's just agree that the majority of people from spain stick their fists inside of animals, agreed?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:44:07 PM): I...er...yes. I can't deny that.
rightclickscott (4:44:24 PM): Yeah, but uh...
rightclickscott (4:44:31 PM): Just between you and me...
rightclickscott (4:44:36 PM): Is it comfy in there?
rightclickscott (4:44:52 PM): Like, there enough room to move your hand around?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:06 PM): depends on the animal
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:10 PM): but more often than not, yes :-(
rightclickscott (4:45:18 PM): Animals are whores.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:45:54 PM): word.
rightclickscott (4:46:41 PM): So, catch any good pokemon lately?
Dr Faustus Lives (4:47:21 PM): a lvl 2 Weedle
Dr Faustus Lives (4:47:36 PM): my Bulbasaur is still too weak to wear most of them down
rightclickscott (4:47:56 PM): You should've got a Charmander.
rightclickscott (4:48:01 PM): But, um, uh...
rightclickscott (4:48:12 PM): Did ya stick your fingers in their asses yet?
rightclickscott (4:48:19 PM): Because I'm totally willing to do it for you.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:48:31 PM): ...
Dr Faustus Lives (4:48:41 PM): I'll bring my Pokeballs over on Friday
rightclickscott (4:49:04 PM): Nice. You can have fun with my Squirtle while you're here.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:49:20 PM): sweet
rightclickscott (4:49:47 PM): He's awfully wet. ;-)
Dr Faustus Lives (4:50:55 PM): yes, well. I must go now and play the piano for a funeral visitation.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:51:38 PM): I'll try not to think of fisting Geodude while performing "How Great Thou Art"
rightclickscott (4:52:11 PM): Alright, I know the temptation is hard, but be strong.
Dr Faustus Lives (4:52:26 PM): word up.
Paul: the lame?!?
Mario: Again! "Then the wool was the lamb whose Mary is small white as a snow. Thing and Mary going the lame which goes was safe anywhere."
Mario: the wool was the lamb!
Mario: and the lamb apparently owns a Mary
Paul: which is small white
Mario: again! "Then as for the wool Mary it was the lamb which is small white as a snow. Thing and Mary who go and go were lame safe anywhere."
Paul: no, it was the lamb which is small
Paul: white
Mario: thing and Mary who go and go!!
Mario: whoa. "Then Mary's because of the wool those where it is small white as a snow were the lamb. Going, Mary and going were the safe where the legs are inconvenient anywhere."
Mario: somehow "sure" became "safe" became "inconvenient"!
Paul
Mario: and lamb became lame became legs
Mario: haha, the funky grammar is making it take longer to translate now
Paul: hahaha
Mario: "It meaning that the snow is the lamb, the place where it is the white where that is small and because of the wool Mary those. Going, Mary and the fact that it goes the foot was the thing safe inconvenient somewhere."
Mario: the foot was the thing safe inconvenient somewhere
Paul: that's the best engrish i've heard in awhile
Mario: it gets better
Paul: the foot was the thing safe
Mario: "As for being something to which that is small, has become those so Mary's because of the wool the place where it is white that meaning of the thing where the snow is the lamb, the place. That the feet goes, saying and going, Mary and fact"
Mario: that first sentence is epic
Paul: I'm gonna do mistakes were made
Paul: "Mistakes were made"
Mario: sweet
Mario: Japanese gets the best results
Paul: The mistake it was released.
Paul: Mistake that was released.
Mario: heh
Paul: Misunderstand it was released.
Paul: It was released, misunderstand that.
Mario: oh, I will
Paul: That is released, misunderstands that.
Paul: aw
Paul: it got caught in a loop
Mario: aww
Mario: my turn! "It is slightly cloudy with a chance of rain."
Paul: nice
Mario: "That has become cloudy chance of the rain barely."
Mario: "It possesses the chance where that became and becomes cloudy the rain at last."
Paul: the rain at last
Paul: hahah
Mario: "That that became, it owns, it is the rain last and the chance which reaches the point where it becomes cloudy."
Mario: "That owns that having become, is the chance which reaches to the point which becomes rainy last and the way which becomes cloudy."
Paul: who
Paul: a
Paul: that's some syntax
Mario: and it's getting longer
Mario: "As for that, the rain it becomes last to become, and the manner which reaches the point where it becomes cloudy being chance in the point which reaches it owns."
Mario: I love when they start sentences with superfluous "as for"s
Paul: wow
Paul: the rain is last to become
Mario: it becomes last to become!
Paul: oh yeah
Paul: becomes last to become
Mario: "In regard to that, the range which becomes cloudy lastly because it becomes the rain that becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means to be chance of the point which is owned."
Mario: amazing, it still kept cloudy, rain and chance
Mario: it's starting to read like legalese
Mario: "In regard to that, being to become the rain which becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means the fact that it is chance of the point where that is owned in order to become cloudy, the range which becomes last."
Paul: yikes
Mario: "As for that the rain which becomes the manner which reaches to the point which means the fact that it is chance of the point which is owned because it reaches the point where that becomes cloudy, are times when it becomes the range where it"
Mario: that worked well. Your turn!
Paul: hmmmm
Paul: Let's be best friends!
Mario: add in "Nice shoes"
Paul: heheh
Paul: Splendid shoes. There probably is a close friend!
Mario: haha, sounds so proper!
Mario: like, the shoes have a close friend. Probably
Paul: get ready for this one
Paul: ....
Paul: Element clear forcing shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend!
Mario: what?!?
Paul: get ready again
Paul: ......
Paul: .
Paul: Elbowroom of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend!
Mario: hahaha
Mario: I love how the second sentence is fully intact now
Paul: The margin of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend!
Paul: Margin of the element which forces the shoes. Perhaps there is a close friend!
Paul: that's the one
Mario: dude, element clear forcing shoes
Mario: "element clear forcing" is synonymous with "nice"
Paul: those are the coolest shoes ever
Mario: I want some
Mario: as well as their close friend
Dr Faustus Lives: pfft, I wouldn't stay if you begged!
rightclickscott: Please, I didn't mean what I said.
rightclickscott: I can't be alone.
rightclickscott: Mother would beat me again.
Dr Faustus Lives: do you mean that stuffed thing in the rocker in the attic?
Dr Faustus Lives: Scott, whenever "Mother" "beats" you, you're just hitting yourself with switches you cut yourself from the backyard. I've watched you.
rightclickscott: -Stabs-
rightclickscott: Mother, what have you done!?
Dr Faustus Lives: hargle blarghle
Dr Faustus Lives: Scott, that's just you in your Mother's wig! snap out of it!
Dr Faustus Lives: it's your old friend, Jake!
rightclickscott: You idiot!
rightclickscott: I'm also wearing a BATHROBE!
rightclickscott: -Stabs again-
Dr Faustus Lives: glupllargh
Dr Faustus Lives: you'll never get away with this
rightclickscott: What? Because there were some meddling kids on the loose? I stabbed them too!
Dr Faustus Lives: Daphne! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
rightclickscott: -Takes his mother's corpse to the fruit cellar.-
rightclickscott: No, I don't wanna go down there again!
rightclickscott: lol shut up bitch
Dr Faustus Lives: the horror!
rightclickscott: So, Jake, you gonna go take a shower or what?
Dr Faustus Lives: I feel a little woozy
rightclickscott: Just go do it!
Dr Faustus Lives: ...no
rightclickscott: -Stabs again-
Dr Faustus Lives: gahrgk!
Dr Faustus Lives: well, I suppose it would do well to wash off all this blood
rightclickscott: That's for not letting me stab you in the shower!
Dr Faustus Lives: I...I can't see!
Dr Faustus Lives: loss...of...blood...pressure...
Dr Faustus Lives: must...speak...very...slowly
rightclickscott: No, don't die, Jake!
rightclickscott: I need you!
Dr Faustus Lives: you stabbed me three times
rightclickscott: Mother stabbed you three times.
rightclickscott: Well, actually...
rightclickscott: She stabbed you twice. I stabbed you that one time.
Dr Faustus Lives: so you can see my reluctance to continue living, as I will most likely be locked in some room and subjected to some sort of taxidermy
rightclickscott: What, no!
rightclickscott: Why would I do that?
rightclickscott: I'd just throw you in the marsh.
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, oh I see, hahaha\
Dr Faustus Lives: boy is my face red!
rightclickscott: Yeah, quite literally!
rightclickscott: Hahaha
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, you card
rightclickscott: So, um, uh, you need medical attention or something?
rightclickscott: Or just some bandages?
Dr Faustus Lives: well, I'm pretty sure my gallbladder's ruptured
rightclickscott: Just apply pressure to it.
rightclickscott: You'll be fine.
Dr Faustus Lives: it...it slid out of my abdomen
rightclickscott: APPLY PRESSURE TO IT!
Dr Faustus Lives: eep!
rightclickscott: Ok, now that the sun is going down, I'm going to go roam in the night.
Dr Faustus Lives: ok. I'll just, uh, chill here
rightclickscott: Yup. Those wounds will heal up quite fine.
You mean the part where you were lying about being a vampire?! I don't tolerate LIES in AIM convo posts, mister!
ibenpantsed: FUCK!
ibenpantsed: I shall name him fernando and send him to boarding school in romanias
ibenpantsed: no!
ibenpantsed: canadias
psychosdotorg: fernando with a k nigga
ibenpantsed: no
ibenpantsed: he shall not live his father/mother's legacy
PM psychosdotorg: wtf
ibenpantsed: that is a lesson to him
ibenpantsed: the lesson is
ibenpantsed: life is terrible
psychosdotorg: hahaha
EDIT! Angentcel is silly
7:59:57 PM xxagentcelxx: Your mom called. The sandwichs are ready.
8:00:07 PM ibenpantsed: fuck the sandwiches
8:00:16 PM ibenpantsed: I will have mutton pie
8:00:18 PM ibenpantsed: forsure
8:00:30 PM xxagentcelxx: Oh yeah, I have mutton chops!
8:00:34 PM ibenpantsed: hahah
8:00:35 PM xxagentcelxx: As in the sideburns!
8:00:39 PM ibenpantsed: I love mutton shops
8:00:52 PM ibenpantsed: I am pretty much jealous
8:01:02 PM xxagentcelxx: Yeah. I know.
8:01:05 PM ibenpantsed: but they really cant beat my golden locks
8:01:15 PM xxagentcelxx: Shi**, you're right!!
8:01:38 PM ibenpantsed: own'd
8:02:03 PM xxagentcelxx: I hear mario's gonna go for the Shirly Temple look.
8:02:10 PM ibenpantsed: sweet
8:02:17 PM ibenpantsed: i liek animal crackersin my soup
8:02:35 PM xxagentcelxx: I like soup in my animal crackers!
8:03:09 PM ibenpantsed: gonna watch princess mononoke
8:03:20 PM xxagentcelxx: ....right.
8:03:32 PM ibenpantsed: on the INTARWEBZ
8:03:41 PM xxagentcelxx: Sounds hawt.
8:03:58 PM ibenpantsed: OH
8:04:02 PM ibenpantsed: IT IS!
8:04:12 PM xxagentcelxx: On a scale of 1-10?
8:04:18 PM ibenpantsed: 86
8:04:22 PM ibenpantsed: dur
8:04:32 PM xxagentcelxx: WOAH CRAP IT'S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
8:04:40 PM ibenpantsed: of pain!
8:04:44 PM ibenpantsed: or pleasure...
8:04:46 PM ibenpantsed: or both
8:04:53 PM ibenpantsed: or niether
8:05:03 PM xxagentcelxx: Or...um....pnats!
8:05:09 PM ibenpantsed: pnats in deed
8:05:14 PM xxagentcelxx: Like pants, but spelled wrong!
8:05:29 PM ibenpantsed: obvioulsy
8:05:32 PM ibenpantsed: no!
8:05:35 PM ibenpantsed: im ena not!
8:05:43 PM ibenpantsed: fucks!
8:05:46 PM ibenpantsed: I cannot type
8:05:50 PM xxagentcelxx: U spel bady.
8:05:50 PM ibenpantsed: like pnats
8:06:05 PM xxagentcelxx: haha ur grmmar sox
8:06:22 PM ibenpantsed: my grammar sox are very comfortable
8:06:29 PM ibenpantsed: DO NIT DISS GRAMMARSOCKS
8:06:44 PM xxagentcelxx: Did your grandma knit them?
8:06:49 PM xxagentcelxx: Or is she DEAD?
8:07:10 PM ibenpantsed: she knitted them after she died
8:07:18 PM xxagentcelxx: Zombie?
8:07:26 PM ibenpantsed: nothing says love like undead knitting
8:07:38 PM xxagentcelxx: Yeah, man. It happens.
8:08:13 PM xxagentcelxx: THIS SNEAK ATTACK CONVO WILL END ABRUPTLY IN...
8:08:13 PM xxagentcelxx: 5
8:08:15 PM xxagentcelxx: 4
8:08:15 PM xxagentcelxx: 3
8:08:16 PM xxagentcelxx: 2
8:08:17 PM xxagentcelxx: 1
8:08:27 PM ibenpantsed: NNNNNOOOOOOO!
8:08:31 PM ibenpantsed: DONT LEAVE ME!
8:08:42 PM ibenpantsed: WE HAD SOMETHING SPECAIL!
8:08:48 PM ibenpantsed: *SPEACIAL!
8:08:54 PM ibenpantsed: im so lonely...
geoko: i wanna see a new Pitch Black
mario : haha
geoko: more riddick!
mario : Riddickulous!
geoko: *slap* no riddick puns!
geoff: Fine fine merry-o, if it will -pacify- your need to make fun of Vin.
superMY2K: guess what's today
Hamelin Rackham: Blue moon
superMY2K: yes!
superMY2K:
superMY2K: lets do something we'd never normally do hahaha
Hamelin Rackham: haha
Hamelin Rackham: like?
superMY2K: I dont know
superMY2K: :P
superMY2K: brb I'm gonna go moon someone
superMY2K: gettin' on my slacks
Hamelin Rackham: XD
superMY2K: :P
later...
Hamelin Rackham: did you do it?
superMY2K: yes
superMY2K: I did
superMY2K: it was grand
Hamelin Rackham: XD
Hamelin Rackham: Who'd you do it to?
superMY2K: who cares?
superMY2K: I couldn't see
superMY2K: :P
LeperKhanKnew: good evening
Dr Faustus Lives: how's things
LeperKhanKnew: well, I'm talking to an old acquaintance, and am being polite
Dr Faustus Lives: heh, I know how that goes.
Dr Faustus Lives: ...you're not talking about me, are you?
LeperKhanKnew: lmao
LeperKhanKnew: no
Dr Faustus Lives: hah, ok
LeperKhanKnew: not you, stupid
Dr Faustus Lives: just checking
Geoff: this evening
Geoff: brew
Geoff: happening
Geoff: after your dinner
Geoff: my place?
Geoff: ...
Geoff: hrmm
Geoff: he seems non-responsive, jim. bring me the paddles.
Geoff:
Geoff: DAMN IT JIM! THE PADDLES!
Geoff:
Geoff: that's better.
Geoff: now stand back!
Geoff:
Geoff: This may hurt a little.
Geoff: CLEAR!
Geoff: