Heh. The only reason I suggested the meat ranks is because I found the prospect of comparing everyone on the forum to various dead animals amusing.
Quite.. amusing...
I'm not sure how a meat-rank system would go over with notable vegetarians of the board. Also, any sort of rank really is unneccessary here.
Besides we already have ranks: Moderators, Administrators, Better Than Registered Users, and Strikethrough. I suppose there's the plain old registered users too, but they are riff-raff.
(12:57:17 AM) 莱安: I'm quite excited about you being there.
(12:57:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and my rapoe box.......................?
(12:57:32 AM) 莱安: Especially for a gift box full of rape.
I think it helps to put a little more of it in context, especially considering most people don't know that that's me...
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
Andrew finally invited me to his wedding./sort of
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
I'm rdrunk and he may have been drunnk
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
but you'll be gththere and I want to be there
莱安 says (12:54):
Yeah, he told me
莱安 says (12:54):
I don't think he's drunk.
莱安 says (12:54):
You definitely are, though
Mr. Wonderful says (12:55):
so he sai something along the lines of I'll be ther with the oprotunity to give him a wedding andg present and you gift box full of rape
莱安 says (12:55):
I'm quite excited about you being there.
Mr. Wonderful says (12:55):
and my rapoe box.......................?
莱安 says (12:55):
Especially for a gift box full of rape.
Mr. Wonderful says (12:56):
YES!!!!!!!!!\
Mr. Wonderful says (12:56):
AIM convoed
(1:56:41 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I'll never forgive you for this!
(1:56:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: NEVER!
(1:56:48 AM) Jakey: what?!
(1:56:52 AM) Jakey: what'd I do?!
(1:57:06 AM) Mr. Wonderful: Don't even try to pull that shit with me!
(1:57:16 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You'll pay, Mr. MacJakin'
(1:57:20 AM) Mr. Wonderful: oh yes.
(1:57:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you. will. pay.
(1:57:32 AM) Jakey: for what!
(1:57:49 AM) Mr. Wonderful: one day, when you least expect it...BAM
(1:58:09 AM) Jakey: maybe if you would have added me on Facebook I wouldn't have to resort to such things
(1:58:25 AM) Mr. Wonderful: facebook?...FACEBOOK!?
(1:58:42 AM) Jakey: desperate times call for desperate measures!
(1:58:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: how DARE you bring up facebook
(1:59:00 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You know damn well I could never join facebook
(1:59:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: not after...the accident
(1:59:29 AM) Jakey: GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN
(1:59:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: :'(You said it would be ok
(1:59:58 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you said I wouldn't be hurt again
(2:00:16 AM) Jakey: and you listened to me? I just wanted you to shut up and get in the sack
(2:00:54 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ...and I'll never be able to see another potato without thinking of that horible day
(2:01:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: "it's only a race", you said
(2:01:18 AM) Mr. Wonderful: "you'll do fine", you said
(2:01:22 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I came in dead last
(2:01:29 AM) Mr. Wonderful: but enough abput that
(2:01:50 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You have greater sins for which you must answer
(2:02:00 AM) Jakey: look, the guy kissed me first!
(2:02:12 AM) Jakey: I don't see how it is my fault
(2:02:24 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I'm not talking about that picture
(2:02:51 AM) Mr. Wonderful: it was HER
(2:03:00 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and those damn blogs
(2:03:18 AM) Jakey: you little sneak!
(2:03:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: SNEAK!?
(2:03:32 AM) Mr. Wonderful: it was public
(2:03:38 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you make me sick!
(2:03:44 AM) Jakey: since when is the Internet available to everyone?!
(2:04:04 AM) Mr. Wonderful: since a girl like THAT started using it
(2:04:18 AM) Mr. Wonderful: why should the internet be any different dfrom the rest of her
(2:04:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: (ba dum)
(2:05:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: GOD! You're awful tonight!
(2:05:27 AM) Jakey: well I beg your pardon but I think you're overreacting
(2:05:49 AM) Jakey: I'm sorry, I'm not nearly high enough to be a good cheating lover
(2:05:58 AM) Mr. Wonderful: seriously
(2:06:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I put my SOUL into these performances
(2:06:09 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and this is what I get?
(2:06:13 AM) Jakey: I know, and you put out quality stuff!
(2:06:14 AM) Jakey: it's just
(2:06:17 AM) Jakey: 1 AM here
(2:06:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: 2am here
(2:06:25 AM) Jakey: usually I'm in California, I'm still on my toes
(2:06:35 AM) Mr. Wonderful: yeah
(2:06:39 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know what I think it is
(2:06:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I think you're getting soft
(2:06:54 AM) Jakey: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
(2:06:57 AM) Mr. Wonderful: life is just too damn easy out there
(2:07:07 AM) Jakey: I invented the wacky AIM convo!
(2:07:12 AM) Jakey: I am its patron saint!
(2:07:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you're just not as sharp as you used to be
(2:07:17 AM) Jakey: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(2:07:20 AM) Jakey: You know so LITTLE
(2:07:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I mean COME ON
(2:07:33 AM) Jakey: It's just an off night! I'm still at the top!
(2:07:38 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I was so obviously hurt about a blog response on MySpace
(2:07:47 AM) Mr. Wonderful: yuh huh
(2:07:48 AM) Jakey: ARGH
(2:07:53 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you just keep telling yourself that
(2:07:58 AM) Jakey: just you wait!
(2:08:04 AM) Jakey: maybe YOU'RE holding ME back!
(2:08:14 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you know that isn't true
(2:08:31 AM) Jakey: I'm going to IM Ryan, and he's going to be having sex with the pool boy, and HE'LL BEG ME TO STAY WITH HIM
(2:08:42 AM) Jakey: and it will be hot and angry and hilarious!
Hey Jakey, it seems I haven't gotten around to accepting you as my friend on Facebook, I'm sorry. Facebook has enraged the Great Firewall, and I can't get to it. I can get around and visit Facebook through a proxy site, but I can't activate the friend confirm buttons.
Heh, I was cleaning up my computer and found this classic wacky AIM convo from early 2003:
Jakey McJake: hi there John
Fille Au Fish: Hi there Jake
Fille Au Fish: how's stuff?
Jakey McJake: eh.
Jakey McJake: I have a vanilla coke
Jakey McJake: things are looking up
Fille Au Fish: well in that case
Fille Au Fish: I HAVE TO KILL YOU!
Jakey McJake: Wha?>?
Jakey McJake: For having a vanilla coke?
Fille Au Fish: no, because your stuff is looking up
Fille Au Fish: So I'm just trying to bring your stuff down to a neutral level
Jakey McJake: But it isn't UP, it's LOOKING up.
Jakey McJake: It's dreaming of something it just can't be.
Jakey McJake: Let it dream, ITS ALL IT HAS LEFT!!
Fille Au Fish: then I'll break its neck to get its head out of the clouds
Fille Au Fish: It needs to keep its feet on the ground!
Jakey McJake: But it is! Can't it just once think of a better life than these 12 hours shifts in the coal mines!? Can't it at least WANT for something better than it's wife and 3 kids for once, John? JUST FOR ONCE??
Fille Au Fish: well, as long as it puts in a 5 to 5 work day and makes quota...
Fille Au Fish: I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE IN MY TOWN
Jakey McJake: Just you wait. Someday, when I leave this place, I'm going to be a somebody. And I'll meet other somebodies. And we'll come marching in and bring your evil coal mining syndicate down ONCE AND FOR ALL, MISTER FILLEAU! JUST YOU WAIT!
Fille Au Fish: You think I torture these people because I want to? I HAVE NO CHOICE! They dream! I dreamt once.....ONCE. I gave that up. Without me, these people'd be NOTHING. They'd be NOWHERE. They need me to STAY ALIVE! Somebody has to face life.....this is just the way it is
Jakey McJake: I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Filleau. All you people don't know about lost causes. Mr. Filleau does. He said once they were the only causes worth fighting for, and he fought for them once, for the only reason that any man ever fights for them. Because of just one plain, simple rule, "Love thy neighbor," and in this world today, full of hatred, a man who knows that one rule has a great trust. You knew that rule, Mr. Filleau, and I loved you for it, just as my father did. And you know that you fight for the lost causes harder than for any others. Yes, you'd even die for them, like a man we both know, Mr. Filleau.
Jakey McJake: *collapses in fatigue*
Fille Au Fish: *is moved by the words*
Fille Au Fish: *LETS THE PEOPLE BE FREE!*
Fille Au Fish: the end
Jakey McJake: yay
Fille Au Fish: time for me to go, see ya
Jakey McJake: 'later
OB Home is Zlamzambo (his last name is O'Bleness)
Shade is me.
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p_- MONoCLE EMOTE Shade says:
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P-P
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TWO PWN'D Shade says:
two monocles? blasphemy
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pp_pp FOUR!!! Shade says:
... Oh my god. Shade says:
THE HORROR
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MUAHAHAHA
Later...
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I had luis hit his head on the keyboard and then had MS say it
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=D Shade says:
ok?
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=D
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Write something for me Shade says:
this is not a drill, this is a screwdriver, please exit to the nearest singularity exit to avoid spaghetti death.
OB Home says:
lol Shade says:
win
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High voice or low voice? Shade says:
medium!!!
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... Shade says:
hawking man Shade says:
hawking
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lower than my voice or higher
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runny nose emote?
(3:46:49 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: wish me luck! interview tomorrow! i'm so nervous I'm going to piss myself
(3:46:56 AM) nothos927: You'll do fine!
(3:47:06 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: yes, that's what General Custer said
(3:47:11 AM) nothos927: Just don't piss yourself and flirt with the interviewer
(3:47:28 AM) nothos927: maybe show a bit of teat
(3:47:48 AM) nothos927: handjob under the table should nail it
(3:48:05 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: er, and if the interviewer is female?
(3:48:07 AM) nothos927: Push comes to shove, butt fuck the crap outta him
(3:48:15 AM) nothos927: Butt fuck the crap outta her
(3:48:53 AM) nothos927: Then stick a finger up her cunt
(3:49:08 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: hm.
(3:49:12 AM) nothos927: Oh, and give her an Angry Pirate
(3:49:20 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: which is!
(3:49:22 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: ?
(3:50:01 AM) nothos927: You fuck her so roughly in the throat so that all she can do is grunt, spaff in her eye, then kick her in the shin
(3:50:10 AM) nothos927: Thus simulating an Angry Pirate
(3:50:15 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: wow.
(3:50:22 AM) nothos927: what?
(3:50:53 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: what's probably going to happen now is I will unable to stop visualizing that during the interview
(3:51:01 AM) nothos927: youtube.com/watch?v=aG9tyCvh63w
(3:51:23 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: I...won't watch that
(3:51:33 AM) nothos927: Imagine that
(3:51:39 AM) nothos927: most people picture the interviewer naked
(3:51:55 AM) nothos927: you imagine shredding her vocal cords, breaking her shin and blinding her
(3:52:05 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: ...with my penis
(3:52:13 AM) nothos927: natch
Light and I were talking with God today, and he said some things that made me glad that I'm not very religious.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Part the red sea
God:
What about the other parts?
Me:
WHAT other parts?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
Do I want to know?
God:
I know you want .
Me:
PERVERTED STALKER GOD!
God:
Are we still talking about parts?
Comments
Quite.. amusing...
HOWEVER, I'm the only poster with like 2k+ posts who wasn't on ink sandwich! I'm like the personification of the Belt!
I'm not sure how a meat-rank system would go over with notable vegetarians of the board. Also, any sort of rank really is unneccessary here.
Besides we already have ranks: Moderators, Administrators, Better Than Registered Users, and Strikethrough. I suppose there's the plain old registered users too, but they are riff-raff.
(12:57:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and my rapoe box.......................?
(12:57:32 AM) 莱安: Especially for a gift box full of rape.
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
Andrew finally invited me to his wedding./sort of
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
I'm rdrunk and he may have been drunnk
Mr. Wonderful says (12:54):
but you'll be gththere and I want to be there
莱安 says (12:54):
Yeah, he told me
莱安 says (12:54):
I don't think he's drunk.
莱安 says (12:54):
You definitely are, though
Mr. Wonderful says (12:55):
so he sai something along the lines of I'll be ther with the oprotunity to give him a wedding andg present and you gift box full of rape
莱安 says (12:55):
I'm quite excited about you being there.
Mr. Wonderful says (12:55):
and my rapoe box.......................?
莱安 says (12:55):
Especially for a gift box full of rape.
Mr. Wonderful says (12:56):
YES!!!!!!!!!\
Mr. Wonderful says (12:56):
AIM convoed
(1:56:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: NEVER!
(1:56:48 AM) Jakey: what?!
(1:56:52 AM) Jakey: what'd I do?!
(1:57:06 AM) Mr. Wonderful: Don't even try to pull that shit with me!
(1:57:16 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You'll pay, Mr. MacJakin'
(1:57:20 AM) Mr. Wonderful: oh yes.
(1:57:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you. will. pay.
(1:57:32 AM) Jakey: for what!
(1:57:49 AM) Mr. Wonderful: one day, when you least expect it...BAM
(1:58:09 AM) Jakey: maybe if you would have added me on Facebook I wouldn't have to resort to such things
(1:58:25 AM) Mr. Wonderful: facebook?...FACEBOOK!?
(1:58:42 AM) Jakey: desperate times call for desperate measures!
(1:58:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: how DARE you bring up facebook
(1:59:00 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You know damn well I could never join facebook
(1:59:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: not after...the accident
(1:59:29 AM) Jakey: GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN
(1:59:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: :'(You said it would be ok
(1:59:58 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you said I wouldn't be hurt again
(2:00:16 AM) Jakey: and you listened to me? I just wanted you to shut up and get in the sack
(2:00:54 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ...and I'll never be able to see another potato without thinking of that horible day
(2:01:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: "it's only a race", you said
(2:01:18 AM) Mr. Wonderful: "you'll do fine", you said
(2:01:22 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I came in dead last
(2:01:29 AM) Mr. Wonderful: but enough abput that
(2:01:50 AM) Mr. Wonderful: You have greater sins for which you must answer
(2:02:00 AM) Jakey: look, the guy kissed me first!
(2:02:12 AM) Jakey: I don't see how it is my fault
(2:02:24 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I'm not talking about that picture
(2:02:51 AM) Mr. Wonderful: it was HER
(2:03:00 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and those damn blogs
(2:03:18 AM) Jakey: you little sneak!
(2:03:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: SNEAK!?
(2:03:32 AM) Mr. Wonderful: it was public
(2:03:38 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you make me sick!
(2:03:44 AM) Jakey: since when is the Internet available to everyone?!
(2:04:04 AM) Mr. Wonderful: since a girl like THAT started using it
(2:04:18 AM) Mr. Wonderful: why should the internet be any different dfrom the rest of her
(2:04:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: (ba dum)
(2:05:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: GOD! You're awful tonight!
(2:05:27 AM) Jakey: well I beg your pardon but I think you're overreacting
(2:05:49 AM) Jakey: I'm sorry, I'm not nearly high enough to be a good cheating lover
(2:05:58 AM) Mr. Wonderful: seriously
(2:06:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I put my SOUL into these performances
(2:06:09 AM) Mr. Wonderful: and this is what I get?
(2:06:13 AM) Jakey: I know, and you put out quality stuff!
(2:06:14 AM) Jakey: it's just
(2:06:17 AM) Jakey: 1 AM here
(2:06:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: 2am here
(2:06:25 AM) Jakey: usually I'm in California, I'm still on my toes
(2:06:35 AM) Mr. Wonderful: yeah
(2:06:39 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know what I think it is
(2:06:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I think you're getting soft
(2:06:54 AM) Jakey: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
(2:06:57 AM) Mr. Wonderful: life is just too damn easy out there
(2:07:07 AM) Jakey: I invented the wacky AIM convo!
(2:07:12 AM) Jakey: I am its patron saint!
(2:07:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you're just not as sharp as you used to be
(2:07:17 AM) Jakey: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(2:07:20 AM) Jakey: You know so LITTLE
(2:07:23 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I mean COME ON
(2:07:33 AM) Jakey: It's just an off night! I'm still at the top!
(2:07:38 AM) Mr. Wonderful: I was so obviously hurt about a blog response on MySpace
(2:07:47 AM) Mr. Wonderful: yuh huh
(2:07:48 AM) Jakey: ARGH
(2:07:53 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you just keep telling yourself that
(2:07:58 AM) Jakey: just you wait!
(2:08:04 AM) Jakey: maybe YOU'RE holding ME back!
(2:08:14 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you know that isn't true
(2:08:31 AM) Jakey: I'm going to IM Ryan, and he's going to be having sex with the pool boy, and HE'LL BEG ME TO STAY WITH HIM
(2:08:42 AM) Jakey: and it will be hot and angry and hilarious!
I still love you.
I think this might apply to Carter too.
Jakey McJake: hi there John
Fille Au Fish: Hi there Jake
Fille Au Fish: how's stuff?
Jakey McJake: eh.
Jakey McJake: I have a vanilla coke
Jakey McJake: things are looking up
Fille Au Fish: well in that case
Fille Au Fish: I HAVE TO KILL YOU!
Jakey McJake: Wha?>?
Jakey McJake: For having a vanilla coke?
Fille Au Fish: no, because your stuff is looking up
Fille Au Fish: So I'm just trying to bring your stuff down to a neutral level
Jakey McJake: But it isn't UP, it's LOOKING up.
Jakey McJake: It's dreaming of something it just can't be.
Jakey McJake: Let it dream, ITS ALL IT HAS LEFT!!
Fille Au Fish: then I'll break its neck to get its head out of the clouds
Fille Au Fish: It needs to keep its feet on the ground!
Jakey McJake: But it is! Can't it just once think of a better life than these 12 hours shifts in the coal mines!? Can't it at least WANT for something better than it's wife and 3 kids for once, John? JUST FOR ONCE??
Fille Au Fish: well, as long as it puts in a 5 to 5 work day and makes quota...
Fille Au Fish: I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE IN MY TOWN
Jakey McJake: Just you wait. Someday, when I leave this place, I'm going to be a somebody. And I'll meet other somebodies. And we'll come marching in and bring your evil coal mining syndicate down ONCE AND FOR ALL, MISTER FILLEAU! JUST YOU WAIT!
Fille Au Fish: You think I torture these people because I want to? I HAVE NO CHOICE! They dream! I dreamt once.....ONCE. I gave that up. Without me, these people'd be NOTHING. They'd be NOWHERE. They need me to STAY ALIVE! Somebody has to face life.....this is just the way it is
Jakey McJake: I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Filleau. All you people don't know about lost causes. Mr. Filleau does. He said once they were the only causes worth fighting for, and he fought for them once, for the only reason that any man ever fights for them. Because of just one plain, simple rule, "Love thy neighbor," and in this world today, full of hatred, a man who knows that one rule has a great trust. You knew that rule, Mr. Filleau, and I loved you for it, just as my father did. And you know that you fight for the lost causes harder than for any others. Yes, you'd even die for them, like a man we both know, Mr. Filleau.
Jakey McJake: *collapses in fatigue*
Fille Au Fish: *is moved by the words*
Fille Au Fish: *LETS THE PEOPLE BE FREE!*
Fille Au Fish: the end
Jakey McJake: yay
Fille Au Fish: time for me to go, see ya
Jakey McJake: 'later
Shade is me.
OB Home says:
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0.o?
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pp_pp FOUR!!!
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... Oh my god.
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THE HORROR
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MUAHAHAHA
Later...
OB Home says:
I had luis hit his head on the keyboard and then had MS say it
OB Home says:
=D
Shade says:
ok?
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=D
OB Home says:
Write something for me
Shade says:
this is not a drill, this is a screwdriver, please exit to the nearest singularity exit to avoid spaghetti death.
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Shade says:
win
OB Home says:
High voice or low voice?
Shade says:
medium!!!
OB Home says:
...
Shade says:
hawking man
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hawking
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(3:46:56 AM) nothos927: You'll do fine!
(3:47:06 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: yes, that's what General Custer said
(3:47:11 AM) nothos927: Just don't piss yourself and flirt with the interviewer
(3:47:28 AM) nothos927: maybe show a bit of teat
(3:47:48 AM) nothos927: handjob under the table should nail it
(3:48:05 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: er, and if the interviewer is female?
(3:48:07 AM) nothos927: Push comes to shove, butt fuck the crap outta him
(3:48:15 AM) nothos927: Butt fuck the crap outta her
(3:48:53 AM) nothos927: Then stick a finger up her cunt
(3:49:08 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: hm.
(3:49:12 AM) nothos927: Oh, and give her an Angry Pirate
(3:49:20 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: which is!
(3:49:22 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: ?
(3:50:01 AM) nothos927: You fuck her so roughly in the throat so that all she can do is grunt, spaff in her eye, then kick her in the shin
(3:50:10 AM) nothos927: Thus simulating an Angry Pirate
(3:50:15 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: wow.
(3:50:22 AM) nothos927: what?
(3:50:53 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: what's probably going to happen now is I will unable to stop visualizing that during the interview
(3:51:01 AM) nothos927: youtube.com/watch?v=aG9tyCvh63w
(3:51:23 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: I...won't watch that
(3:51:33 AM) nothos927: Imagine that
(3:51:39 AM) nothos927: most people picture the interviewer naked
(3:51:55 AM) nothos927: you imagine shredding her vocal cords, breaking her shin and blinding her
(3:52:05 AM) Dr Faustus Lives: ...with my penis
(3:52:13 AM) nothos927: natch
Quite flawless indeed!!!
But... DrFaustusLives is Jakey! Bruce was the one making all the suggestions!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Part the red sea
God:
What about the other parts?
Me:
WHAT other parts?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
Do I want to know?
God:
I know you want .
Me:
PERVERTED STALKER GOD!
God:
Are we still talking about parts?