Crazy dream thread!
So last night I had what I think is my craziest dream ever. I don't remember all of it, but I'll try to piece it together as best I can.
So I was a member of some secret society. I don't remember what the society was about or what it was supposed to do, but it was run by the pope. Not the new pope, the old one, John Paul II. And the only entrance to the base of operations was hidden in a dish washer. So I got to see the pope go crawling into a dish washer, which was rather funny.
I don't remember much else about the society. I've forgotten the middle of the dream and parts of the begining, just that I was recruited and crawled through a dish washer to meet the pope. But the end is what made the dream so crazy.
At the end of the dream, we were attacked by another group. I don't know who they were or why they attacked us but they did. So a whole bunch of people come charging out of the base to defend and there's a massive sword fight. For whatever reason, no one used guns, it was a huge melee. And I saw the pope killing people, which was fairly awesome. So after the battle had been raging on for quite awhile, the other group was losing, they to bring out their secret weapon: an 8-9 feet tall mini-Godzilla.
So Godzilla run all over the place killing people, eventually, nearly everyone from the other group is dead, but so are most of the people from my group. The part I remember best is when Godzilla knocks down someone, and leans over for the kill when another person runs out of nowhere and punches Godzilla striaght in the face, knocking him back. Then I picked up 4-5 swords with on hand, and threw them through Godzilla's head, killing him. Then I woke up.
So that turned out to be a lot longer than I thought it would be, I just had to share such a crazy dream with somebody. So now, other people, share your dreams with me!
So I was a member of some secret society. I don't remember what the society was about or what it was supposed to do, but it was run by the pope. Not the new pope, the old one, John Paul II. And the only entrance to the base of operations was hidden in a dish washer. So I got to see the pope go crawling into a dish washer, which was rather funny.
I don't remember much else about the society. I've forgotten the middle of the dream and parts of the begining, just that I was recruited and crawled through a dish washer to meet the pope. But the end is what made the dream so crazy.
At the end of the dream, we were attacked by another group. I don't know who they were or why they attacked us but they did. So a whole bunch of people come charging out of the base to defend and there's a massive sword fight. For whatever reason, no one used guns, it was a huge melee. And I saw the pope killing people, which was fairly awesome. So after the battle had been raging on for quite awhile, the other group was losing, they to bring out their secret weapon: an 8-9 feet tall mini-Godzilla.
So Godzilla run all over the place killing people, eventually, nearly everyone from the other group is dead, but so are most of the people from my group. The part I remember best is when Godzilla knocks down someone, and leans over for the kill when another person runs out of nowhere and punches Godzilla striaght in the face, knocking him back. Then I picked up 4-5 swords with on hand, and threw them through Godzilla's head, killing him. Then I woke up.
So that turned out to be a lot longer than I thought it would be, I just had to share such a crazy dream with somebody. So now, other people, share your dreams with me!
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I also once dreamt that I was Deku Link from Majoras Mask and was doing that bit in the wood temple with the flowers on the turtles backs and smashing that weird mini-boss...
Most of my dreams are game related.
EDIT: Oh, I also dreamt about Godfather Part III once. I was Pope John Paul I, and Al Pacino came to kill me, but I thought him off by impaling him on my pope hat, I escape the vatican and have the mafia shoot at me, so I jump into the pope mobile and drive off with the mafia shooting me some more, I then get on the motorway, crashed and died. I then woke up.
My dream last night was basically a variation of Saw meets Indiana Jones Escape Style. We started with a fairly large group, seemed 10 plus people and eventually once everyone escaped to the end there was a huge arena and the last 4 survivors, me, someone that looked like my friend alex and two other people had to fight to the death. I killed someone and alex did too and then I got speared through the stomache and then I woke up cause my step brother was beating me up with my cell phone (The alarm is really loud and i sleep through it normally)
You think your dreams are boring, I had a dream about growing up and facing taxes, in the end it got interesting when I went to the post office and hit someone because they screwed up the mailing, but come on... TAXES?!
It went like this: I woke up in my house to find everything dusty and old, my hands were shrivelled because I was really old. There were kids playing outside, but it was night time and it was pitch black outside (although I knew kids were playing...weird) So I went to the kitchen and tried to make some coffee, but at the ktichen table, a man sat. He had a cloak on and a GIANT head. And on his face, he has nothing but huuuge, huge teeth and mouth. He offered me a seat, I sat down at the table, he offered me a spoon of amber liqiud and told me that it's sweet. I looked into it and inside I saw dead people and gore and stuff, I refused and then he just started screaming >< lots of weird screaming and I woke up.
So that was kind of a weird dream XD
Another time, I had a dream where me and my friend decided to walk to my grandmother's house, about 30 miles away. Even though I know the way, we somehow managed to get completely lost and wind up in some small town with a river and a train station, and a sign that said "100 miles to Pearl River". That's the town where my grandmother lives. Rather than take the train like we probably should have, we decided to swim down the river for some reason. I don't remember how it ended.
Oh, and I rember one ka-razy dream I had, like, last year.
I was walking down the street, and I think I went to my school, or something. And, in my school, I founded Batman's clothes and started fighting with a Batman villain. Or something like that.
...Most of the time when someone thinks they dreamt a murder, they really did murder someone, so maybe you did beat Jon!
The beginnings a tad fuzzy, but the world was in the middle of world war three. Everything was dark and charred. I was with a good friend of mine, and we were running from some city that was being invaded. On the way, we ran into Draco Malfoy, who was being an ass. I don't recall exactly what he was doing, but it was pretty asshole-ish. Luckily, a T-Rex ate him.
After the abrubt devoring of Malfoy, the dinosaur lumbered off and we heard jets approacing. The jets flew over us and bombed a city off in the distance. (The city looked very stylized, like something out of the old worms games.) We saw the mushroom cloud and heard the shockwave comming toward us. We ran into the cave that the T-Rex came from and found a blue truck.
I'm going to interrupt to talk about the truck for a second. It looks exactly like this. http://cv.sm.free.fr/blue_truck_w.jpg It has appeared in many of my dreams and I always survive impending desctruction by hiding under it. I have no idea why, nor have I seen such a truck in real life. Anyway, back to the dream.
The truck was really rusty and beat down this time, presumably from being in a cave inhabited by a dinosaur for so long. So me and my friend went under the truck and waiting. I heard the blast comming and could feel the air heating up. As the noise got louder and the heat more intense, everything went black.
I heard voices everywhere. Actually really similar to how Superman listens to the world in Superman Returns, but I had this dream before I saw that movie. Anyway, I opened my eyes and I was floating above a rainbow river. Everything around me was rainbow colored. I was drifting above the river, and slowly started to be lowered into it. As soon as I touched the liquid, all of the voices started to mechanize, like in the Matrix when that silver stuff goes down Neo's throat. Everything went black again.
When I could see again, I found myself playing checkers in the middle of the ocean with a yellow creature. This next bit is really hard to explain. The water was sky. I'm not entirely sure how else to explain it. It felt sort of like water, but...lighter. I could move through it easily, and I saw clouds when I looked down. I never looked up, so I couldn't tell you if the sky was water or not. The checker board was also a part of the water. It rippled with the waves, yet remained solid and stuff. It was strange.
I went onto the shore, which was green and was attacked by a green sea monster. Then I woke up.
Wow, that was a lot longer than I expected. Kudos to anyone who actually read it all. It was definately one of the strangest dreams I've had, if only because I remembered it all so vividly.
And my earliest memory is a dream from when I was two, I dreamt I was still breast feeding, and my mom had three of 'em.
anyway, this Blue Truck symbolizes a safe haven rooted deeply in Deku's subconcious.
But if a Volkswagen can be male, why not a blue pickup truck?
anyway if The Orange Belt ever gets merchandise than that shirt is totally gonn be made.
Good thing we're both married, or I'd be sooo stalking him.