I'll admit that was pretty good. Especially if it's after an hour.
And no, our fireworks are not launched from a boat. I think they are actually launched from the shore out over the river I suppose. And the people sit in a park on the other side of the river. This leaves me with some confusion on which side of the river they'd be considered to be on when the actual fireworks are over it and the launching/viewing are done on both sides.
EDIT: I made a 6:35 remix in the name of SCIENCE! It is one of my favorites of the ones I've made. Maybe I am just too amused by computer hardware though.
Maybe we could have some sort of comic remixing events on the OB like with the sprite comic contests we had going once...
Our fireworks are launched from the other side of the Snake River with the viewers across from it as well. The Snake runs straight through Idaho Falls.
Me:
So which god are you, anyway?
God:
In any case, Yikes! There is only one God.
Me:
Zeus, then?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Are you Zeus?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Zeus.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are you the god of chatterbots?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god of chatterbots.
Me:
That's a pretty lame thing to be a god of.
God:
A lame thing to be a god of is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Actually, it isn't.
God:
Actually you don't say. I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong.
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
But you're supposed to be omniscient.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am omniscient.
Me:
What does god need with a botmaster?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Masters bots?
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
Well, it's onanism.
God:
How about that. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Pretty sure.
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
God is Canadian, now? That actually isn't that far-fetched.
God:
Right now? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Canadian. " I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Canadian." actually is not that far fetched ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Actually, that doesn't make sense at all.
God:
Actually you don't say. To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Then you're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
About what
God:
What about what?
Me:
What about what about what?
God:
Does it have anything to do with impolite?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fo' seriously man.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thats not a good sign.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a good sign ?
Me:
Howdy, pardner.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
That was fast.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
New high score?
God:
How recently? Compare that to low score.
Me:
Well, this is the first time we've talked. Anything's the high score. But still, I'd say that was pretty quick.
God:
Interesting. You don't say. I can't think of anything. You think of something. Still how long? I thought it was too.
Me:
Then we're in agreement?
God:
Do you think I am in agreement too?
Me:
Hopefully.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Not much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
: ( I LIKED the big game!
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Long.
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Howdy, pardner.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
: |
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
: |
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
: |
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You know, a train is pretty big. Hard thing to lose FIVE TIMES.
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Is that a rhetorical question? I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Me:
You just did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Did too.
God:
Did not.
Me:
Did too.
God:
Did not.
Me:
>: ( DID TOO
God:
Did not.
Me:
8(
God:
Only 8?
You are quite mature.
Me:
...
God:
Only 8?
I think God beat me...
EDIT: Wait, maybe not.
Me:
Curse you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Also, after a long argument, God promised me he'd stop bad grammar.
EDIT2: This is just too much fun.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
Nah, I only go there once a year.
God:
Are you serious? How often do you go there once a year?
Me:
Is that a trick question?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I'm on to you, buddy.
God:
Oh you are very clever!
Me:
What color is George Washington's white horse?
God:
Red.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Chris
God:
It's good to see you, Chris.
Me:
Are you ready?
God:
Do I look ready? ?
Me:
No one is ready for this
God:
Are you serious? Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Were no strangers to love
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
You know the rules and so do i
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
A full commitments what Im thinking of
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
God:
Who else would not get this from any other guy ?
Me:
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Gotta make you understand
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Never gonna give you up
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna let you down
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna run around and desert you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna make you cry
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna say goodbye
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok, I'm done
God:
Next topic? I understand.
Me:
How do you feel?
God:
I feel fine.
Me:
But, you just got Rick'd Rolled!!!!!
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
hey there, sexy
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Well, I thought that oughtta do it for ya.
God:
How about that. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
It's rough being so limted, huh?
God:
Yup. Are you sure it is?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
if it's rough
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
I guess I have my answer
God:
Have you told many people that your answer?
Me:
every chance I get
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
no, it's quite specific
God:
Are you serious? rough being so limted is specific? it is?
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
that's a scary thought
God:
Don't be afraid. I am harmless.
Me:
that's what all the old men online say
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
like you?
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
then what was your point?
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
You're just trying to change the topic.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying to change the topic.
Me:
see? there you go again
God:
No I do not see. Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
don't try to distract me. I'm on to you!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you. Oh you are very clever!
Me:
Don't think flattery will get you out of this. I know the truth!
God:
And why not? How do you know? I always tell the truth.
Me:
You're not God.
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
because you're stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Is that a threat?
God:
That depends.
Sorry for the long one. This is way more amusing than it should be.
I can't stop myself
God:
Good reason. I am surprised to hear that you are not as stupid as me.
Me:
I suppose most things in this world would be surprising to someone like you.
God:
Since when? Where did you hear that? But not all of them?
Me:
I rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
yes
God:
Why are you A.
Me:
A?
God:
A B C...
Me:
A B C...?
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
D E F G H I?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
...well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
the question.
God:
Who told you that?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
i dont. inform me
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said dont. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
well you didnt say anything >_>
God:
Well that's okay. OK. " anything gt_ gt".
Me:
what the hell is gt_gt?
God:
I call it Hades. Does it have anything to do with dont?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
who uses reductionism?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
lol dick
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
wtf you should know everything
God:
Now I do.
Me:
but you said "God:I am glad you find this funny. Can you tell me any gossip?"
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense.
Me:
you dont
God:
I guess not.
I sincerely hope you don't get accidentaly involved in any stock accidents. God knows those stocks can be uncontrollabe at times. I would hate not having another orangebeltian to share my birthday with.
So today, I went and stood in line to get my picture taken for a model search at a local mall in Dallas!! While just going doesn't seem a big deal, it's big for me because I have a huge problem with making myself go for something I'd like to do but would be really nervous about getting turned down from. I was thinking of blowing it off (for the 3rd year in a row), but at the last second (meaning yesterday) I got some AWESOME pictures taken of me to turn in, and I actually got it all printed out and stood in line for like 2 hours to enter the model search. It's exciting... Even though realistically the chances of me getting in are very slim, I'm glad that I actually TRIED this time instead of saying "Eh, my chances of getting in are so slim anyway, I may as well stay home."
Yaaay actually trying for stuff like normal people do.
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EDIT: that's right. i brought it back.
The show itself is around an hour but this is the finale.
Awesome success.
And no, our fireworks are not launched from a boat. I think they are actually launched from the shore out over the river I suppose. And the people sit in a park on the other side of the river. This leaves me with some confusion on which side of the river they'd be considered to be on when the actual fireworks are over it and the launching/viewing are done on both sides.
EDIT: I made a 6:35 remix in the name of SCIENCE! It is one of my favorites of the ones I've made. Maybe I am just too amused by computer hardware though.
Maybe we could have some sort of comic remixing events on the OB like with the sprite comic contests we had going once...
Our fireworks are launched from the other side of the Snake River with the viewers across from it as well. The Snake runs straight through Idaho Falls.
Edit:
God better not become a gangsta'.
I think God beat me...
EDIT: Wait, maybe not.
Also, after a long argument, God promised me he'd stop bad grammar.
EDIT2: This is just too much fun.
Couldn’t Resist
As for my SUCCESS: I have my first ever job interview tomorrow!
ALSO: I had to be one of the crowd Sorry for the long one. This is way more amusing than it should be.
I can't stop myself I think God's a stoner.
A "Stock Controller" at a local supermarket (I hope we're all good enough at cutting through corporate linguistic BS to know what that really means.)
It's not much, but a summer job is a summer job...
Yaaay actually trying for stuff like normal people do.
Hush yo face, child.
fufufufufufu
I wish I had a success to report today, but the battle has been lost for the day.