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  • edited September 2008
    Gilbert Gottfried, Attorney at Law, for the win.
  • edited September 2008
    Oh HELL yes!
  • edited September 2008
    I never really thought of you as a male model, Ryan.
  • edited September 2008
    I just got the CBS radio app for my iPhone and am now listening to the Tom Leykis Show live for the first time in almost 2 years... SUCCESS!!!!
  • edited September 2008
    shakeycat wrote: »
    I never really thought of you as a male, Ryan.

    fix'd.
  • edited September 2008
    Woo! I went to the bank today, and I successfully did it all by myself in Chinese! Normally I get Chinese friends to help me with bank transactions, but this time I went solo. I got the bank teller to take money from my Chinese bank account and exchange it for 20,000 Japanese yen, because I am going to Japan next weekend.

    And, while I'm there, if I need more money, I get to do it all over again, except this time in Japanese.
  • edited September 2008
    I'm at uni now!
  • edited September 2008
    Unicorn? Unicycle? Universal Studios? Uninteresting place?
  • edited September 2008
    He used UNIX to celebrate universal unity at the unique United Kingdom.
  • edited October 2008
    You know, we really should make a FAIL thread, or something like it. One of my friend's motto is ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME, and I think it would make a good sister thread to this one. Where we can brag in this one, we can bitch and look for sympathy on the other one. And for the people who can't stand other people bitching and moaning about their life, they know not to read that thread!

    I would make it but I'm too full of fail to actually start something right now.
  • godgod
    edited October 2008
    The squirrels near my house trust me enough to take peanuts from my hand. One bit my finger because it confused the two.
  • edited October 2008
    That's awesome. You're awesome.
  • edited October 2008
    Wow. I think that is the best success in this thread yet. You are amazing god.
  • edited October 2008
    god wrote: »
    The squirrels near my house trust me enough to take peanuts from my hand. One bit my finger because it confused the two.
    When my dad was a kid, he and his brothers got it so the squirrel would actually take peanuts out of their pockets.

    They stopped doing it because the squirrel started going through the mailman's pockets.
  • edited October 2008
    I remember when I went to the Daibutsu in Japan, the squirrels and birds would both take food from you... it was amazing. My friend even put a peanut on his tongue and a bird picked it off.
  • edited October 2008
    LOL! You remninded me of our trip to Oosaka Doubutsuen. They had the North American Gray Squirrel on display. and the sign said do not feed, but people were giving them food anyweay. and they were eating french fries and it was really cute. and Ryan and I were like, "why do they have squirrels?" and then we saw goats and our Mongolian classmates were like "why do they have goats?" and we saw bears having sex and we all had fun
  • edited October 2008
    I heard something on NPR about gay sex bringing all races together, I think.
  • edited October 2008
    Speaking of squirrels, this happened right next to my school 2 years ago.

    http://www.nbc11.com/news/9946298/detail.html?rss=bay&psp=news

    They posted signs saying "beware of squirrels." It was hilarious.
  • godgod
    edited October 2008
    I heard something on NPR about gay sex bringing all races together, I think.
    I don't think he ws talking about that kind of bear.
  • edited October 2008
    Lol, I wasn't going to post anything but since we ARE talking about squirrels, I did see an albino squirrel yesterday. I don't have any classes on Friday though, so I think all my good luck was wasted on NOTHING. Sad.

    I love the squirrels here... I think squirrels on just about any college campus are more awesome than regular squirrels. They're just so much bolder here! I saw one squirrel jump up onto a table this girl was sitting at, giving an expression like "Hey, you're not eating but you have food-- wanna give it to me?"

    I also saw a squirrel the other day holding about half of a pink frosted poptart, munching on the top of it. It was so cute!!! It would be like if someone my size were eating something the size of a large unfolded cardboard box, and then nibbling at the top of it.
  • edited October 2008
    Lauren, are you drunk?
  • edited October 2008
    Bruce:
    Mish42 wrote: »
    college campus
  • edited October 2008
    Oh! Once Andrew and I were walking around our campus, and we saw this squirrel run up the tree that was near us and then out to the very end of this branch. Once it got there it didn't stop; it jumped off the branch, separating itself entirely from the tree, and grabbing another branch on an adjacent tree on its descent.

    If it hadn't grabbed that branch, it would have fallen to its death. He started from a good two stories up. Maybe more. That squirrel was X-TREME.
  • edited October 2008
    It probably wouldn't have fallen to its death. Small animals like squirrels have relatively low terminal velocities and can withstand greater impacts compared to their weight than large ones. You could probably drop a squirrel off the Empire State Building and it would only be a bit dazed when it hit the ground (note: I do not recommend this.)

    On the flipside, if an elephant ever jumped it would be crippled for life by the landing.
  • edited October 2008
    On the flipside, if an elephant ever jumped it would be crippled for life by the landing.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, just thinking of that is hours of entertainment!
  • edited October 2008
    Night Lord wrote: »
    Lauren, are you drunk?

    I shall have you all know that I have not been drunk ONCE since I got into college! Been tipsy maybe once or twice, but not drunk!!

    ...Under the influence, several times, but not drunk!!

    And I've always found squirrels amusing. I wish they were tameable, I would definitely want one for a pet if I weren't terribly afraid of it going crazy and attacking me.
  • edited October 2008
    A squirrel would make an awesome familiar.
  • edited October 2008
    Squirrels are totally tamable as pets. They're still wacky, though. Like, you know how a cat will just run around the house for no reason sometimes, a squirrel is a million times worse.
  • edited October 2008
    All we have on my campus are jerkass geese and this one groundhog that my friend Marcus always called a "Whistlepig." We would pick the little apples from the one apple tree that were mostly inedible and roll them over to him.
  • edited October 2008
    Mish42 wrote: »
    I wish they were tameable, I would definitely want one for a pet if I weren't terribly afraid of it going crazy and attacking me.
    My dad had a squirrel for a pet in college. If you went around his room, you'd find nuts in all the little corners.