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  • edited November 2008
    My friend Marcus (before he stopped smoking again) used to sit out on his porch just smoking a pipe and yelling at the neighbor kids.
  • edited November 2008
    Those darned kids!
  • edited November 2008
    *shakes fist*
    *looks for cane*
    *grabs cane*
    *shakes cane*

    ...maybe just a cane. A classy looking one.
  • edited November 2008
    Mish42 wrote: »
    How many people here smoke? I don't smoke cigarettes, even though second hand smoke has never bothered me the least bit since my parents always smoked in front of me. They're both really heavy smokers. It got to a point where I stopped trying to hold my breath in front of them and just got used to breathing in second hand smoke as if were normal air. Lol, the first time I ever tried a cigarette, I inhaled, exhaled, and thought "Huh... it's exactly the same as second hand smoke, except you can actually exhale!"

    Most of my friends smoke, but I figure if I ever bought my own pack, the nicotine is already in my blood to where I would be hooked instantly. Cigarettes are too expensive to get addicted to!

    You'd be surprised. My parents were both heavy smokers and did it around me, and I'm not really addicted, but have like three a week in some sort of social context.
  • edited November 2008
    I gotta tell you guys, I think smoking is an outright disgusting habit. The look, the smell; I honestly cannot think of a single reason to smoke.
  • edited November 2008
    If God had intended man to smoke He would have set him on fire.
  • edited November 2008
    If God had intended man to smoke He would have set him on fire.


    If god had wanted man to have internet, our penises would be Cat5 cables.
  • edited November 2008
    I don't enjoy cigarettes or cigars.. and I avoid pipes because of the spot of dead taste buds... but I do enjoy smoking hookah every once in a while. Yes, it's kinda trendy... but it's fun. The tobacco (or herbal alternatives) comes in a variety of funky flavors, and it's a fun social experience.

    But I try to avoid doing it regularly. I don't want an addiction.
  • edited November 2008
    Yeah, especially with something as cumbersome as a hookah. At least cigars, cigarettes and pipes are portable. It's a much more convenient addiction.
  • edited November 2008
    I heard that pipes are actually part of a gay fetish, with tons of people posting videos of themselves smoking pipes in online videos.
  • edited November 2008
    All the more reason for me to do it. I'll make it manly again.
  • edited November 2008
    He'll do it. He made gay manly a couple years back. You wouldn't think it was possible, but it is.
  • edited November 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Yeah, especially with something as cumbersome as a hookah. At least cigars, cigarettes and pipes are portable. It's a much more convenient addiction.

    Haha, first time (only time) I ever had hookah was from a tiny hookah bong(?) one of my friends had just bought from a smoke shop. It couldn't have been more than 8 inches tall, and it had one pipe. It was adorable. The coal we used to set on top was one designed for large hookah bar places, and actually went OVER the edges of the top of this bong. It was pretty funny.
  • edited November 2008
    From Cancer causing habits to bad dietary habits. Boy, no wonder the ladies are all scrambling after me!

    I had no milk in the house for cereal so I had Barbecue Beef Ramen for breakfast. Yes.
  • edited November 2008
    I navigated the Chinese Pizza Hut delivery website and ordered a meat lovers pizza and cheese sticks! However, it's not yet success, because it has to arrive at my apartment first. We have to see if I managed to type my address correctly, and if they can actually find it.

    Edit: Success!
  • edited November 2008
    POSER!
  • edited November 2008
    I chipped my tooth drinking a beer. Just now. But I didn't chip it alot. I just sharpened my left incisor. But I keep scraping my lip now. I mean I made it like, razor sharp.
  • edited November 2008
    Mario might heckle you for double posting. Watch yourself. He's already busted me.
  • edited November 2008
    Half a day apart. It might be pushing it, but I think I'll be ok.
    EDIT: also, it wouldn't really be a heckle, since he's the voice of authority and all. It's more like reprimanding or ta the very elast giving a friendly notice.
    DOUBLE EDIT: This is a perfect example of when not to "double post" I was adding more thoughts to my original post in a close time-frame.
  • edited November 2008
    You might get Rick Rolled, though
  • edited November 2008
    You chipped a tooth drinking a beer? And now you have a sharp tooth. So are you secretly a vampire, except that you drink beer instead of blood?

    Also, I think I've come pretty close to quintuple posting once but the posts were spread out across weeks and I had new, separate-post-worthy content each time. See, I prefer to make new posts if I remix a 6:35 comic or something like that because that way a new post shows up and people are more likely to notice that it's there.
  • edited November 2008
    He's the kind of vampire you want to party with
  • edited November 2008
    XoLore wrote: »
    You chipped a tooth drinking a beer? And now you have a sharp tooth. So are you secretly a vampire, except that you drink beer instead of blood?

    Also, I think I've come pretty close to quintuple posting once but the posts were spread out across weeks and I had new, separate-post-worthy content each time. See, I prefer to make new posts if I remix a 6:35 comic or something like that because that way a new post shows up and people are more likely to notice that it's there.

    That's because nobody ever responds anymore. i think I put up a pretty damn witty one and nobody has responded yet...and that was four fucking dsays ago. and yours are awelways good and only Stef ever responds, and they are almost always kick-ass. Obviously, i don't respond either, but I still blame eveyone else.
  • edited November 2008
    I was gonna respond, but it seems like my name is on there as the most recent post too much. It was a good one. Although when I first saw it I immediately thought "Shawn is old" and was distracted. I'm not even sure where that joke came from. It's older than I've been around. Maybe Mario knows.
  • edited November 2008
    It's from an old Spelling the Vacuum strip.
  • edited November 2008
    yes. the original was indeed a a guest strip, but My comntent was most certainly original. you can tell it was poriginal by the lameness.
  • edited November 2008
    I miss Spelling. And Elliott. And micro machine-esque Motel 6 soap.
  • edited November 2008
    I miss the Island of Guam.
  • edited November 2008
    I have a word filter on the Slackerz Forumz dedicated to me, changing the word cocksucker to sockscucker. Success!
  • edited November 2008
    Are you a sockscucker?