A joke!

brucebruce
edited August 2007 in General
Q: Where might you find financial pirates?
A: The Accountancy.

Yep. thats it.
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Comments

  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    This warranted a thread?
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited March 2006
    I don't get it.

    EDIT: Wait, now I do. (3 seconds after posting)
  • mittensmittens
    edited March 2006
    I'ma just say that Monty Python made this joke, but approximately a hojillion times better, in The Meaning of Life.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    Hes right, but then, what is the world coming to when a man cannot poorly quote monty python ad nauseum?
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    But that isn't a Monty Python quote.

    Better luck next time, old man.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited March 2006
    Now, I have seen The Crimson Permanent Insurance, but I don't get this joke.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    The Monty Python refrence, or the original joke? Because I don't get the original joke, either, but was hesitant to admit it out of fear of not being considered "with it."
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    Don't worry, DI...you'll always be on the cutting edge of my heart.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    You can cut things with your heart?

    That's pretty badass. I underestimated you, Jakey.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    I can cut things with a sharp knife. Beat that.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    Jakey can make better threads than you.

    The End.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2006
    IT IS TRUE!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    For those who don't get the joke, Accountant-sea. Though getting the joke does not actually make it any better.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    ...
    OHO! i get it!
  • CytrollCytroll
    edited March 2006
    Is all I can say to that.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2006
    Wow, that pun was nigh invisible, almost like...... *gasp* a ninja!!!


    A pirate joke disguised as a ninja! Or rather, a ninja disguisesd as a pirate joke!

    Implode'd!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2006
    What is the world coming to?
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited March 2006
    Best bad joke ever.

    Except without the best and ever bits.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Argh! It's driving me nuts!
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    And then I said, "Rectum? I damn near killed him!"

    ...Forgive me.
  • CytrollCytroll
    edited March 2006
    You have to earn forgiveness, what kind of place do you think this is?
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    Oh, wait. This isn't the Church of Robotology, is it?
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited March 2006
    As long as it doesn't have anything to do with Scientology, I'm probably all for it.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    Robotology involves the cool kind of aliens. The Futurama kind. ^^
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    And fast-paced song-and-dance numbers. With many hyphens!
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited March 2006
    And robots, I guess.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Futurama's robot porn always makes me laugh. I dunno why.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    Probably because it's funny.

    EDIT: Post 100. yay.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited March 2006
    Did you guys hear about that guy in Germany last week? Got sucked into a sewer pipe. Lost the left half of his body.

    Don't worry though - he's ALL RIGHT.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2006
    Aw man, that's terrible...


    Look, making fun of people who've been in accidents, or who have otherwise been disfigured, is somply not cool. It reminds of this poor kid who was born without eyelids. Thankfully, a team of doctors were able to create eyelids for the kid, using the foreskin off of his own penis. The kid will be alright, of course, he'll just be a little cock-eyed.

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