Night Lord, you need to not make puns that aren't readily obvious within the context of your full joke. The whole point of pun jokes are that they are set up and made all in the span of a few sentences; if someone has to explain it, you did it wrong. You see how all your jokes had to be explained, but not anyone else's? That should be pretty telling.
His joke only needed to be explained to one person, really. Can not every pun fall under the category of "Needs to be explained to someone"? For there are circumstances beyond our immediate sight which may prevent some people from getting puns. For example, if I were telling MY pun to a newborn baby who did not know what the words "left" and "right" meant, then I would look pretty stupid standing there, wasting my breath on someone still swathed in placental remnants.
It should be noted that I am the worlds un-funniest man anyway, seriously, I can't pull off comedic timing, nor come up with good jokes, so no wonder mine aren't as good as the rest :P
An architect, an artist, and a scientist were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The scientist said, "I like both. Since, if you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
A botanist had just returned from an expedition to the South
Pacific Islands and was dicussing their adventures with their
colleagues back at the university where they taught.
"What was the most exciting discovery you found there?", asked a
fellow professor.
One of them replied, "The people native to this one island had
discovered the most amazing cure for constipation. Using only the
leafs of the local palm trees they concocted a suppository which
quickly cured the ailment."
Another professor asked, "A palm leaf suppository? Did it really
work?"
To which the botanist replied, "With fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
Comments
- You what? You think making someone eat their own ulna is funny?!
- I thought it was humerus.
An architect, an artist, and a scientist were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The scientist said, "I like both. Since, if you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
I once knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
And that is why you fail.
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Pacific Islands and was dicussing their adventures with their
colleagues back at the university where they taught.
"What was the most exciting discovery you found there?", asked a
fellow professor.
One of them replied, "The people native to this one island had
discovered the most amazing cure for constipation. Using only the
leafs of the local palm trees they concocted a suppository which
quickly cured the ailment."
Another professor asked, "A palm leaf suppository? Did it really
work?"
To which the botanist replied, "With fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
It's ok. Not everyone can be made of awesome.
A young boy accidentally swallowed a £1 coin a few days ago. He was admitted to hospital, but sadly, theres still no change.
Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.