A joke!

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  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2007
    I'm sorry, but I haven't the first clue as to what it is you're talking about.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    The tiny net is a death sentence! It's a net and it's tiny!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited February 2007
    I spanked you as a baby, I'll spank you now, bitch!
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited February 2007
    Nrah! Gentlemen! From this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name..Betty.....
    "But Master Pain...uhh, Betty, what exactly is the evil councils plan?"
    Oohh....It is a bad plan! It is an evil bad bad plan that will hurt many people...that are GOOD! I like it because it is so bad!
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2007
    Hehe.
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited February 2007
    A group of mathematicians and a group of four calculus students are traveling together by train to attend a conference on mathematical methods in engineering. Each student has a ticket whereas only one of the mathematicians has a ticket. Of course, the calculus students laugh at the unworldly mathematicians and look forward to the moment the conductor shows up.
    Suddenly one of the mathematicians shouts: "Conductor coming!"
    All the mathematicians disappear into one washroom.
    The conductor checks the ticket of each student and then knocks at the washroom door: "Your ticket, please."
    The mathematicians stick the one ticket they have under the door; the conductor checks it and leaves. A few minutes later, when it is safe, the mathematicians come out of the washroom. The students are impressed.

    When the conference has come to an end, the four calculus students decide that they are at least as smart as the mathematicians and also buy just one ticket for the whole group. This time the mathematicians have no ticket at all...
    Again one of the mathematicians shouts: "Conductor coming!".
    All the students rush off to one washroom. One of the mathematicians goes to that washroom, knocks at the door, and says: "Your ticket, please..."
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Serephel wrote: »
    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?

    My ass. Ha ha! Nyah!

    Professor MacJake, the references were all to the movie Kung Pow, which is among the greatest films to ever be made.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2007
    Finally...A fan of Kung Pow!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Fan? Shit, Illithid and I can recite that fucking movie line by line from begining to end. That and the South Park Movie, those two are our bitches.

    That's a lot of nuts!!!!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Excuse me, kind blacksmith, can you tell me where I can find some small metal triangles roughly a 3 centimeters in diameter?

    Right here in my hand!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited February 2007
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..... lighter.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Your clothes are black.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2007
    Well, at least this thread had good intentions.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2007
    I'm a man, too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up.
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

    You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2007
    I implore you to reconsider!
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    This... is CNN... CNN... C...N...N.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited February 2007
    We're children! We're children! We're children!
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited February 2007
    http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/k/kung-pow-script-transcript-fist.html

    there's the whole script. END OF FUN.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Fun killer.
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    You're a shirt ripper, John.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited February 2007
    I really like the band N Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Try my nuts to your fist style!
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited February 2007
    I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive,
    but your weak link is: this is Earth.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited February 2007
    Beware...his song...about big butts.

    He beats you up while he plays it....
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    All he's really done is made more quotes readily available to those who haven't watched it in a while.
    "Don't. He'll kill youlike a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited February 2007
    How often we provide the means of our own destruction. =(
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2007
    Wear red clothes.
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2007
    *Slashes him with a carving knife!*

    He looks better in red.
  • godgod
    edited February 2007
    Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe!

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