Hate, contemptible hate.

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  • godgod
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, everyone knows that simplex A evolves when you trade it. The only way to get it in your herpédex is to go out and catch it for yourself.
  • edited July 2009
    But first, you have to talk to the old man in Viridian who shows you how to catch pokemon, then you fly to Cinnabar Island and surf offf the coast. THAT'S where the herpes simplex A is hiding.
  • edited July 2009
    Yeah, if you want to be a BIG FAT CHEATER
  • edited July 2009
    I have Swine Flu, btw.
  • edited July 2009
    Me too! I mean, mine hasn't actually been diagnosed as swine flu (yet) but it might just be, since some cases started appearing in my college. Do you have confirmed that it's AH1N1? I hear it's not actually too bad.
  • edited July 2009
    NHS Direct seem to think so. Calling doctor about it tomorrow.
  • edited July 2009
    Why was somebody hammering at 6:45 this morning? What was so goddamn important it HAD to be hammered into the wall now? It couldn't wait a little bit longer, after other people in the building had woken up?
  • edited July 2009
    They didn't actually NEED to hammer anything. They were just banging on things to cause you misery. That's why it couldn't wait. It wouldn't bother you if you weren't there to hear it, now would it?
  • edited July 2009
    My sleep pattern is more fucked than a German whore on coupon night. Goddamnit.
  • edited July 2009
    That's a sure sign of faggotry, Carter. We all know the depraved homosexual is only up during the daylight hours when there are young boys to molest.
  • edited July 2009
    I have a giant zit on my chin that's the kind that you can't just pop and get it over with, and it's all swollen since I keep messing with it. I tried to pop a little of it earlier and so now it's got a red center, and it looks like a fucking mini boob on my chin.

    UGH GO AWAY.
  • edited July 2009
    You might want to invest in a chin strap for your mini boob.
  • edited July 2009
    A faceboob can be a good thing. It's like a tease for the other guys at parties. They get to see that what's on your face is also under your shirt times two, but they can't have it.

    You little tease, Lauren.
  • edited July 2009
    Mish42 wrote: »
    I have a giant zit on my chin that's the kind that you can't just pop and get it over with, and it's all swollen since I keep messing with it. I tried to pop a little of it earlier and so now it's got a red center, and it looks like a fucking mini boob on my chin.


    Have you tried applying a VERY hot wet cloth to it? If you do it repeatedly it draws out the pus and makes it easier to get rid of. I heard if you put toothpaste on it and let it dry out that helps too but I can't vouch for it.
  • edited July 2009
    I always just use rubbing alcohol.
  • edited July 2009
    There are solutions to such a problem other than irritating it more?? Very awesome. I just spent a few minutes trying to murder it some more, but I dunno if I've made any progress or not.
  • edited July 2009
    Cake yourself up like a streetwalker in makeup.
  • edited July 2009
    Tea tree oil. It helps.
  • edited July 2009
    Wrap your face in bandages and tell people you have leprosy.
  • edited July 2009
    Hansen's disease is the preferred nomenclature.
  • edited July 2009
    It's over 100 degrees like every damn day this week. Going up to 105 before this weekend is over. I hate summer.
  • edited July 2009
    Psshhhh it's been like 105 the past few days here. Not as humid though, thankfully. And I have to admit, 105 is pretty fucking extreme even in dry climates.
  • edited July 2009
    Yeah, Hangzhou surrounds a big goddamn lake, so dry heat is completely unheard of here. Nothing but hot, sticky, icky summer heat.
  • edited July 2009
    It was over 80 here today! And of course, I LIVE ON AN ISLAND! Yes, there was a tiny bit of humidity. I work outside, too.
  • edited July 2009
    It's been...mid to low 60's lately? A bit of rain. I work at home on my computer. In a basement. I have no complaints about weather right now.

    Although 100 degree humid heat would make me wimper a little. I'm in Minnesota. Lots of lakes and all that. We don't really get dry heat. Thankfully we very rarely reach or exceed 100 degrees.

    EDIT: Seriously though, I hope you got air conditioning. When it's hit temperatures like that here I end up hearing reports of people dying of heat stroke.
  • edited July 2009
    I've got an AC unit in my room, but as soon as I leave my room I'm screwed. Many homes in Asia don't have central air conditioning; rather they have a couple air conditioning units placed in bedrooms, living rooms, etc. I've only got two units, one in each bedroom. So the kitchen, living room, bathroom, they're all hot and icky.
  • edited July 2009
    My company is planning to force us all to wear flame-proof long sleeve uniforms by the end of this month. Just in time for August.
  • edited July 2009
    But then you could fight dragons!
  • edited July 2009
    22 degrees, partly cloudy.

    What?
  • edited July 2009
    Yeah I just spend all day inside. Being unemployed has some advantages.