Mr. Wonderful dice:
yo
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
sup homie
Mr. Wonderful dice:
How dare you
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I was drunk
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I didn't know she wws adude
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
Well, if you were drunk you could just pretend she wasn't a dude
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
what's the difference?
Mr. Wonderful dice:
adam's apple
Mr. Wonderful dice:
5 'clock shadow
Mr. Wonderful dice:
BALLS
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
she could have had a goiter
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
hormonal issues
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
tumors
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
she might still have been a girl
Mr. Wonderful dice:
then she certainly was not up to mystandards
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
well, i just dont know your standards
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
i thought it would be rude to comment on your low self-esteem in that moment
Mr. Wonderful dice:
ndeed
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I have no standards at all
Mr. Wonderful dice:
yet even still, she would be below them
Apparently being kilometers away doesn't stop me from hooking my friends from the OB with transvestites. Also, i finally get to post in this thread with a convo of my own
That is freaking awesome, you did bathe with her! Uhai was there too, wasn't she? Wait, how many other girls went? Who was that other girl, Uhai's friend in the advanced class? I totally forgot her name. The Fuji trip was mostly a sausagefest, I think.
Adam and I also had Han, En, Tou, Seiken, Ou Hou, Chou Kou You, and Ou-whatever-his-name-was-Uhai's-gigantic-boyfriend. We were all naked in a big bath together.
I am truly envious of the life you guys have lived. The furthest west I've ever been is Detroit and the only time I've left America is to visit Canada for a day.
But, we lack the maturity to really handle what we've experienced in our lives. We take cultural differences and give them spin to add new, unprecedented levels of homoeroticism.
takeru126: I just thought about something
takeru126: with McCain's Grandfather, and father being Admirals, he was pretty much a shoein for a high seat in politics if he wanted
takeru126: Obama had to fight for it
Dr Faustus Lives: exactly
takeru126: it's like the difference between a rare candy fed/high level wild pokemon vs a low level trained pokemon
Dr Faustus Lives: that's probably the best analogy I've heard so far
I remember in one Pokemon episode, another trainer looked at Ash's Pikachu and said it looked to be around level 20 (or something, don't remember the exact number)
It blew my mind when they talked about Pokemon levels.
agntcel (4:26:12 PM): kinda
agntcel (4:26:41 PM): so anyways, I plan to ask her to the semi-formal (the 10th grade equivalent to the prom)
nothos927 (4:27:35 PM): Semi-formal?
nothos927 (4:27:59 PM): Jeans and long sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves just above the elbow
nothos927 (4:28:01 PM): No tie
nothos927 (4:28:04 PM): two top buttons undone
agntcel (4:27:54 PM): gotcha
nothos927 (4:28:23 PM): Well that's my look for most stuff anyway
nothos927 (4:28:38 PM): Except the prom
agntcel (4:28:25 PM): It's going to be hard to get her to like me
nothos927 (4:28:45 PM): And that cost me £45
agntcel (4:29:02 PM): I put myself in her shoes... having a foreigner hitting on you might take itme to realise
nothos927 (4:29:31 PM): So you crossdress?
agntcel (4:29:22 PM): no
agntcel (4:29:26 PM): metaphorically
nothos927 (4:29:59 PM): So you're a metaphoric cross dresser?
agntcel (4:29:53 PM): you could say that
nothos927 (4:30:12 PM): Rah!
agntcel (4:30:14 PM): She's so smoking hot, I hope I don't get out-done
nothos927 (4:30:32 PM): Anyway, there are two possible things to do
nothos927 (4:31:19 PM): First one, just walk up to her, flash her a cute smile and say
nothos927 (4:32:01 PM): "Get your tits out you fuck bag whore, your only purpose is to shove your fuck udders into my face for my own sexual gratification"
nothos927 (4:33:01 PM): second? Listen to her, find out what she likes, if you share interests just take part in them with her. If not, just ask her about them anyway, so she knows you care
agntcel (4:32:59 PM): um, option 2.
agntcel (4:33:19 PM): btw, that's one for the aim convos
Anyone remember that huge pizza I was eating while in the forum chat? I finally just finished it.
You know, after that chat I actually had quite a craving for pizza, so the next day I had myself a roast chicken pizza with red and yellow peppers on it.
It sounds like you were more leaning towards option one until Bruce pointed out how bad it sounded. You'll see... I'm gonna laugh whenever you go out with a girl just cuz she's hot with big tits and she turns out to be a crazy ho. I could try to tell you to just go out with a girl based on how you interact with her and how you two get along with each other, but... I guess some things you just need to learn the hard way.
Hope you don't get stuck in a relationship like that for too long though. Although, if you survive (emotionally) for a longer period of time and put up with the crap, you'll most likely end up a great catch for other girls, after you finally realize the relationship you're in isn't worth it, or if she gets crazy enough to break up with YOU. Guys who can deal with a crazy bitch for an extended period time are usually WAY more appreciative of a normal, less insane girl.
That being said... good luck with this semi-formal And make sure they're really nice jeans. And you're wearing some sort of sexy undershirt (probably tight black shirt). And a pimp hat, matching the shirt.
It sounds like you were more leaning towards option one until Bruce pointed out how bad it sounded. You'll see... I'm gonna laugh whenever you go out with a girl just cuz she's hot with big tits and she turns out to be a crazy ho. I could try to tell you to just go out with a girl based on how you interact with her and how you two get along with each other, but... I guess some things you just need to learn the hard way.
Hope you don't get stuck in a relationship like that for too long though. Although, if you survive (emotionally) for a longer period of time and put up with the crap, you'll most likely end up a great catch for other girls, after you finally realize the relationship you're in isn't worth it, or if she gets crazy enough to break up with YOU. Guys who can deal with a crazy bitch for an extended period time are usually WAY more appreciative of a normal, less insane girl.
That being said... good luck with this semi-formal And make sure they're really nice jeans. And you're wearing some sort of sexy undershirt (probably tight black shirt). And a pimp hat, matching the shirt.
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yo
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
sup homie
Mr. Wonderful dice:
How dare you
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I was drunk
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I didn't know she wws adude
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
Well, if you were drunk you could just pretend she wasn't a dude
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
what's the difference?
Mr. Wonderful dice:
adam's apple
Mr. Wonderful dice:
5 'clock shadow
Mr. Wonderful dice:
BALLS
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
she could have had a goiter
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
hormonal issues
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
tumors
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
she might still have been a girl
Mr. Wonderful dice:
then she certainly was not up to mystandards
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
well, i just dont know your standards
roberto - NO, NO, NO a la represión dice:
i thought it would be rude to comment on your low self-esteem in that moment
Mr. Wonderful dice:
ndeed
Mr. Wonderful dice:
I have no standards at all
Mr. Wonderful dice:
yet even still, she would be below them
Apparently being kilometers away doesn't stop me from hooking my friends from the OB with transvestites. Also, i finally get to post in this thread with a convo of my own
But I did get to have a bath with Fu Suikou, didn't I.
Adam and I also had Han, En, Tou, Seiken, Ou Hou, Chou Kou You, and Ou-whatever-his-name-was-Uhai's-gigantic-boyfriend. We were all naked in a big bath together.
Wasn't En snoring too?
And didn't all the Chinese boys share a shower head or something? And do a rather poor job of washing themselves?
Ou Myou, and he laughed at how we said his name. He said it sounded like "highschool student." He spoke English a little.
Ryan, post Shuu's Cactrot PLEEAASSE
but the girls were like, in and out.
But, we lack the maturity to really handle what we've experienced in our lives. We take cultural differences and give them spin to add new, unprecedented levels of homoeroticism.
OB Home says:
Hello
Furious Penguin says:
no?
OB Home says:
Whats up?
Furious Penguin says:
no?
..ugh...
takeru126: with McCain's Grandfather, and father being Admirals, he was pretty much a shoein for a high seat in politics if he wanted
takeru126: Obama had to fight for it
Dr Faustus Lives: exactly
takeru126: it's like the difference between a rare candy fed/high level wild pokemon vs a low level trained pokemon
Dr Faustus Lives: that's probably the best analogy I've heard so far
...Why do I know that?
Oh well, it's nice to see it get beat for once.
It blew my mind when they talked about Pokemon levels.
Anyone remember that huge pizza I was eating while in the forum chat? I finally just finished it.
agntcel (4:26:41 PM): so anyways, I plan to ask her to the semi-formal (the 10th grade equivalent to the prom)
nothos927 (4:27:35 PM): Semi-formal?
nothos927 (4:27:59 PM): Jeans and long sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves just above the elbow
nothos927 (4:28:01 PM): No tie
nothos927 (4:28:04 PM): two top buttons undone
agntcel (4:27:54 PM): gotcha
nothos927 (4:28:23 PM): Well that's my look for most stuff anyway
nothos927 (4:28:38 PM): Except the prom
agntcel (4:28:25 PM): It's going to be hard to get her to like me
nothos927 (4:28:45 PM): And that cost me £45
agntcel (4:29:02 PM): I put myself in her shoes... having a foreigner hitting on you might take itme to realise
nothos927 (4:29:31 PM): So you crossdress?
agntcel (4:29:22 PM): no
agntcel (4:29:26 PM): metaphorically
nothos927 (4:29:59 PM): So you're a metaphoric cross dresser?
agntcel (4:29:53 PM): you could say that
nothos927 (4:30:12 PM): Rah!
agntcel (4:30:14 PM): She's so smoking hot, I hope I don't get out-done
nothos927 (4:30:32 PM): Anyway, there are two possible things to do
nothos927 (4:31:19 PM): First one, just walk up to her, flash her a cute smile and say
nothos927 (4:32:01 PM): "Get your tits out you fuck bag whore, your only purpose is to shove your fuck udders into my face for my own sexual gratification"
nothos927 (4:33:01 PM): second? Listen to her, find out what she likes, if you share interests just take part in them with her. If not, just ask her about them anyway, so she knows you care
agntcel (4:32:59 PM): um, option 2.
agntcel (4:33:19 PM): btw, that's one for the aim convos
You know, after that chat I actually had quite a craving for pizza, so the next day I had myself a roast chicken pizza with red and yellow peppers on it.
That did the trick quite nicely.
Hope you don't get stuck in a relationship like that for too long though. Although, if you survive (emotionally) for a longer period of time and put up with the crap, you'll most likely end up a great catch for other girls, after you finally realize the relationship you're in isn't worth it, or if she gets crazy enough to break up with YOU. Guys who can deal with a crazy bitch for an extended period time are usually WAY more appreciative of a normal, less insane girl.
That being said... good luck with this semi-formal
Also, by a pimp hat do you mean a hat which is standard operating uniform for the pimping profession, or a hat which is "fly"?