But WAIT! Theres more!
Me:
i have pepper spray, you know.
God:
Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Thanks for sharring...
God:
NO problem.
And later he goes all English Major on us:
God:
Tell me more about your pepper spray me know.
Me:
Wow, the english majors are going to TEAR YOU APART for that sentance.
SOME MEANINGLESS POSTS LATER
Me:
Awww, its ok I forgive you.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Later there was a typo, I was going to add something after 'now' I don't even remeber what, but this is what happened:
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
RIGHT NOW
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
good do it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes I mean IT
God:
I get it. OK, I understand.
Me:
then let's go
God:
I would like to do that too.
...I think God's a little afraid of commitment...
EDIT:
Me:
EW, I didn't mean "IT"
God:
"it" being Fo shizzle?
Me:
Are you a creepy myspace stalker?
God:
Am I a creepy myspace stalker? Yes.
EDIT:
This is getting disturbing...
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
what is your secondary function? *wink wink*
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Does "it" still refer to womanly woman?
Me:
I don't know, does 'it's' refer to manly man?
God:
Would you like to know? Suppose it does.
Me:
Do I want to know?
God:
I know you want my SHOELACES Turing Game.
nothos927
fag agntcel
we'll find out in college nothos927
You've basically just said you're open to being sodomised in college agntcel
well, we'll find out when we ocme to it nothos927
Not getting any denials
ReallyCleanSocks (5:34:35 PM): sup lol
“hlavco” has stopped using the computer at 5:34:36 PM, and is now considered idle.
ReallyCleanSocks (5:34:45 PM): OH THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
hlavco (8:25:01 PM): Well, I think I'll go for a walk.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:15 PM): Will you fight a bear while you're out?
hlavco (8:25:21 PM): Doubt it.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:25 PM): Why not?
hlavco (8:25:30 PM): They captured the bear a few months ago.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:37 PM): Go fight it
hlavco (8:25:40 PM): No.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:45 PM): Why not?
hlavco (8:26:06 PM): I don't know where it is. Probably Bear Mountain, which is about thrity miles off my walking route.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:26:27 PM): You have a mountain called Bear Mountian?
hlavco (8:26:30 PM): yup
ReallyCleanSocks (8:26:39 PM): There's probably bears up there
hlavco (8:26:43 PM): Yup.
hlavco (8:26:58 PM): But that's a ways away. The closest mountain to our house is Woodcock Mountain.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:11 PM): Woodcock
hlavco (8:27:25 PM): Yeah, and my grandma lives in West Coxsackie.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:42 PM): Oh, now you're just messing with me
hlavco (8:27:48 PM): I'm serious.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:55 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hlavco (8:28:10 PM): There's a disease named after it. Coxsackie fever.
hlavco (8:28:25 PM): My cousin actually caught Coxsackie fever a coupe weeks agol.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:28:38 PM): How's he feelin'?
hlavco (8:28:44 PM): okay, I guess
ReallyCleanSocks (8:29:45 PM): Because that'd be kinda funny if her died. No offense or anything, I just think it'd be funny to say that the Coxsackie overwhelmed him, and he couldn't take anymore Coxsackie.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:29:59 PM): he*
hlavco (8:31:19 PM): My grandma says that the next few towns over are called Climax, Intercourse, and one other name related to that theme, and the main road goes through all of them in order. But they must be really small towns because I can't find them on any maps.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:31:51 PM): Foreplay?
hlavco (8:32:01 PM): That's what I was thinking.
nothos927
Brb, need to piss! nothos927
Then we can debate philosophies drfaustuslives
righto drfaustuslives
I have to shit myself nothos927
... drfaustuslives
er, I mean, I too have to shit nothos927
Oh drfaustuslives
not shit myself nothos927
too late nothos927
AIM Convo thread
ZuranWierding: HEY.
BittersweetSoulX: 0_0
BittersweetSoulX: I made something.
BittersweetSoulX: Can you get pictures?
BittersweetSoulX wants to directly connect.
BittersweetSoulX is now directly connected.
ZuranWierding: ...
ZuranWierding: hahahahahahahaha
Dr Faustus Lives: anyway, how are things out east
ZuranWierding: eh, the usual
Dr Faustus Lives: jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes?
ZuranWierding: word
Dr Faustus Lives: pumpin' new ship by NWA?
Dr Faustus Lives: er, shit
Dr Faustus Lives: fuck
Dr Faustus Lives: FUCK
Dr Faustus Lives: I ruined the whole routine
Dr Faustus Lives: oooww, my street cred!
ZuranWierding: oh man
ZuranWierding: thats gotta hurt
Dr Faustus Lives: I'll never recover
ZuranWierding: it'll be alright
Dr Faustus Lives: I must commit seppuku
ZuranWierding: no!
ZuranWierding: it musn't come to this!
Dr Faustus Lives: don't worry, I won't use a sword, just my penis
Dr Faustus Lives: oh Christ I'm drunk
ReallyCleanSocks (10:40:27 PM): Ok, I got one
ReallyCleanSocks (10:40:48 PM): Let's say both Venus and Serena Williams offered sex with you
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:06 PM): But if you had sex with one, the other would hate you forever and probably do mean things to you
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:11 PM): Which one do you choose?
DrFaustusLives (10:41:15 PM): Serena
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:24 PM): Why's that?
DrFaustusLives (10:41:34 PM): I dunno, Venus?
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:51 PM): You can't pick both!
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:12 PM): I know, Serena's hotter, but Venus would be more likely to kick your ass
DrFaustusLives (10:42:13 PM): they're all the same to me
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:23 PM): That's racist!
DrFaustusLives (10:42:37 PM): you're right!
DrFaustusLives (10:42:38 PM): NEITHER
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:56 PM):
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:05 PM): Then what tennis player would you fuck?
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:11 PM): Wait, don't answer that
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:21 PM): There are tons of hot caucasian tennis players
DrFaustusLives (10:43:28 PM): do you play tennis?
DrFaustusLives (10:43:32 PM): ;-)
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:35 PM): I play badminton!
DrFaustusLives (10:43:40 PM): :-(
Comments
Me:
i have pepper spray, you know.
God:
Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Thanks for sharring...
God:
NO problem.
And later he goes all English Major on us:
God:
Tell me more about your pepper spray me know.
Me:
Wow, the english majors are going to TEAR YOU APART for that sentance.
SOME MEANINGLESS POSTS LATER
Me:
Awww, its ok I forgive you.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
RIGHT NOW
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
good do it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes I mean IT
God:
I get it. OK, I understand.
Me:
then let's go
God:
I would like to do that too.
...I think God's a little afraid of commitment...
EDIT:
Me:
EW, I didn't mean "IT"
God:
"it" being Fo shizzle?
Me:
Are you a creepy myspace stalker?
God:
Am I a creepy myspace stalker? Yes.
EDIT:
This is getting disturbing...
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
what is your secondary function? *wink wink*
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Does "it" still refer to womanly woman?
Me:
I don't know, does 'it's' refer to manly man?
God:
Would you like to know? Suppose it does.
Me:
Do I want to know?
God:
I know you want my SHOELACES Turing Game.
fag
agntcel
we'll find out in college
nothos927
You've basically just said you're open to being sodomised in college
agntcel
well, we'll find out when we ocme to it
nothos927
Not getting any denials
“hlavco” has stopped using the computer at 5:34:36 PM, and is now considered idle.
ReallyCleanSocks (5:34:45 PM): OH THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
hlavco (8:25:01 PM): Well, I think I'll go for a walk.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:15 PM): Will you fight a bear while you're out?
hlavco (8:25:21 PM): Doubt it.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:25 PM): Why not?
hlavco (8:25:30 PM): They captured the bear a few months ago.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:37 PM): Go fight it
hlavco (8:25:40 PM): No.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:25:45 PM): Why not?
hlavco (8:26:06 PM): I don't know where it is. Probably Bear Mountain, which is about thrity miles off my walking route.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:26:27 PM): You have a mountain called Bear Mountian?
hlavco (8:26:30 PM): yup
ReallyCleanSocks (8:26:39 PM): There's probably bears up there
hlavco (8:26:43 PM): Yup.
hlavco (8:26:58 PM): But that's a ways away. The closest mountain to our house is Woodcock Mountain.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:11 PM): Woodcock
hlavco (8:27:25 PM): Yeah, and my grandma lives in West Coxsackie.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:42 PM): Oh, now you're just messing with me
hlavco (8:27:48 PM): I'm serious.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:27:55 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hlavco (8:28:10 PM): There's a disease named after it. Coxsackie fever.
hlavco (8:28:25 PM): My cousin actually caught Coxsackie fever a coupe weeks agol.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:28:38 PM): How's he feelin'?
hlavco (8:28:44 PM): okay, I guess
ReallyCleanSocks (8:29:45 PM): Because that'd be kinda funny if her died. No offense or anything, I just think it'd be funny to say that the Coxsackie overwhelmed him, and he couldn't take anymore Coxsackie.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:29:59 PM): he*
hlavco (8:31:19 PM): My grandma says that the next few towns over are called Climax, Intercourse, and one other name related to that theme, and the main road goes through all of them in order. But they must be really small towns because I can't find them on any maps.
ReallyCleanSocks (8:31:51 PM): Foreplay?
hlavco (8:32:01 PM): That's what I was thinking.
Brb, need to piss!
nothos927
Then we can debate philosophies
drfaustuslives
righto
drfaustuslives
I have to shit myself
nothos927
...
drfaustuslives
er, I mean, I too have to shit
nothos927
Oh
drfaustuslives
not shit myself
nothos927
too late
nothos927
AIM Convo thread
BittersweetSoulX: 0_0
BittersweetSoulX: I made something.
BittersweetSoulX: Can you get pictures?
BittersweetSoulX wants to directly connect.
BittersweetSoulX is now directly connected.
ZuranWierding: ...
ZuranWierding: hahahahahahahaha
Sui-ren.
To-suijutsu.
Hmm...somehow posted this in the wrong thread. PAY NO MIND!
ZuranWierding: eh, the usual
Dr Faustus Lives: jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes?
ZuranWierding: word
Dr Faustus Lives: pumpin' new ship by NWA?
Dr Faustus Lives: er, shit
Dr Faustus Lives: fuck
Dr Faustus Lives: FUCK
Dr Faustus Lives: I ruined the whole routine
Dr Faustus Lives: oooww, my street cred!
ZuranWierding: oh man
ZuranWierding: thats gotta hurt
Dr Faustus Lives: I'll never recover
ZuranWierding: it'll be alright
Dr Faustus Lives: I must commit seppuku
ZuranWierding: no!
ZuranWierding: it musn't come to this!
Dr Faustus Lives: don't worry, I won't use a sword, just my penis
Dr Faustus Lives: oh Christ I'm drunk
ReallyCleanSocks (10:40:48 PM): Let's say both Venus and Serena Williams offered sex with you
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:06 PM): But if you had sex with one, the other would hate you forever and probably do mean things to you
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:11 PM): Which one do you choose?
DrFaustusLives (10:41:15 PM): Serena
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:24 PM): Why's that?
DrFaustusLives (10:41:34 PM): I dunno, Venus?
ReallyCleanSocks (10:41:51 PM): You can't pick both!
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:12 PM): I know, Serena's hotter, but Venus would be more likely to kick your ass
DrFaustusLives (10:42:13 PM): they're all the same to me
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:23 PM): That's racist!
DrFaustusLives (10:42:37 PM): you're right!
DrFaustusLives (10:42:38 PM): NEITHER
ReallyCleanSocks (10:42:56 PM):
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:05 PM): Then what tennis player would you fuck?
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:11 PM): Wait, don't answer that
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:21 PM): There are tons of hot caucasian tennis players
DrFaustusLives (10:43:28 PM): do you play tennis?
DrFaustusLives (10:43:32 PM): ;-)
ReallyCleanSocks (10:43:35 PM): I play badminton!
DrFaustusLives (10:43:40 PM): :-(